Topped!

[Wotz]

I donned the Ignika without dying. TOPPED.I killed Mufasa.

[Voxumo]

i was the one who scared the wildbeest toppedI wittnesed the big bang while sitting in a launchair

[Axilus Prime]

And I caused it. TOPPED!I summoned Chuck Norris with a Zatth.

[Voxumo]

chuck norris then destroyed the mask so that he would not be bothered again ToppedI watched chuck norris destroy the mask

[Wotz]

I destroyed the mask before him. TOPPED.I ate an explosive Madu fruit.

[Voxumo]

i neutralized the volatile propertiesd of the fruit preventing it from exploding and killing u u r welcome toppedI saw a skakdi sit and have tea with the queen of england

[Wotz]

The Skakdi was my +1. TOPPED.I ran a marathon in one second.

[The Great Spirit DM]

I ran double that in half the time. TOPPED.This post can only be topped by a noob.

[Wotz]

Wrong! TOPPED.I topped a post that can only be topped by a noob but am somehow not a noob.

[otter]

You just proved yourself as a noob. TOPPED.My name is Eli.

[Wotz]

My name isn't. TOPPED(?)I sent Lehvak Kal and the Tahnok swarm into orbit.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I brought them back to the ground. Topped!I taught Toa Matau how to fly.

[otter]

I taught Lewa how to destroy the bohrok. TOPPED.I created the Kane-ra.

Edited February 5, 2012 by Kal Grochi

[Wotz]

I defeated the Kane Ra. TOPPED.I defeated the Rahkshi.

[otter]

I swallowed makuta's antidermis in one gulp. TOPPED.I am not a bionicle.

[Wotz]

I AM a Bionicle. TOPPED.I can haz cheeseburger.

[Dralcax]

I can stay on topic! TOPPED!I destroyed Marendar!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I created a second Marendar that is twice as strong as the original. Topped!I used the Mask of Life to turn the Turaga of Metru Nui back into Toa.

[The Lorax]

And I turned them back into Matoran. TOPPED!I found the Great Beings.

[Axilus Prime]

I created them. TOPPED!I killed Chuck Norris with a toenail.

[otter]

That was my toenail. TOPPED.I created everything, including myself. I was the first to exist, and the last to exist. Fear me.

[- JL -]

I created your power, allowing you to create everything. TOPPED!I am the creator of Nutella.

[otter]

I already created it, by extension of creating you. Also by extension of creating you, I created my power, therefore I created myself. TOPPED.I dislike Nutella, actually.

[- JL -]

And yet you created it. TOPPED.I created Hyrule.

[Axilus Prime]

I created you. TOPPED.I killed Chuck Norris with one of my own cell nuclei while I was sleeping.

[- JL -]

I created your cell nuclei. Topped.I created Nutella.

[Voxumo]

i grew the hazlenut you used toppedI knew the secrets of the working of the universe before tren krom

[Axilus Prime]

I am responsible for those secrets. TOPPEDI am the Lord of Goat Potatoes.

[- JL -]

I am the lord of all lords. Topped.I control all elements.

[Axilus Prime]

I control you. TOPPEDI created an entire population of Great Spirit Robots, where some transform into Super Great Spirit Robots, with many other Titanic Great Spirit Robots, all living inside my body because I am an Omni Great Spirit Robot that existed before anyone did therefore you can't say you made me. Oh, and I defeated Chuck Norris without defeating him by defeating him by not defeating not him by defeating him. (Try and top THAT!)

[- JL -]

I created you. Topped.I created myself.

[Relapse]

I created you creating yourself as someone created you as you created yourself. Le topped, capitan.I beat a Rahkshi.

[Wotz]

I beat an army of Rahkshi. TOPPED.I fried a Kraata and ate it.

[- JL -]

I ate you. Topped.I created the Skakdi.

[Voxumo]

i created a new race of improved skakdi and destroyed your original version and took the name Topped (anyone know where that reference is from)I created the great beings with only dust and a tapeworm

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I created the dust and tapeworm that were used to create the Great Beings. Topped!I taught Jaller how to drive a Buick.

Edited February 7, 2012 by The Smoke Monster

[Voxumo]

you used my buick Now i know why there were dents on it ToppedI observed the great beings as they created the element lords

[Axilus Prime]

I am one of the great beings who created the Element Lords. TOPPEDI composed music better than Steve Jablonsky AND Hans Zimmer put together!

[Takaru 1111]

I Taught you how to compose music, TOPPED!I created everyone in this game.

[Axilus Prime]

I created you despite being created by you which means I can create paradoxes. TOPPEDI created a paradox that allows me to create myself. (Meaning you can't say you created me, rendering you inferior almost instantly)