Dwanny Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) Title says all. Mine is: "The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes"so, yeah. Edited March 19, 2012 by Makaru Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehlekdude Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) "Always expect the best of others.And watch as your hopes get crushed like crackers in a fat man's bed. And the fat man is angry! And the fat man has a sledgehammer! And the fat man is yelling "Die, crackers, die!" " - "Pearls before swine" Edited March 18, 2012 by Ehlekdude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamagotchi Lover Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Right at this very moment? In that case, it's this: "Florida. Filled with things that kill you. Like hurricanes...and alligators..." "Aw, dude! I love alligators!"~Noah Maxwell and Evan Jennings in the TribeTwelve/EverymanHYBRID crossover Quote Looking for a fresh start... Call me TL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chols Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 "Woof" Quote Latest MOC: Ol' Dusty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 "Always expect the best of others.And watch as your hopes get crushed like crackers in a fat man's bed. And the fat man is angry! And the fat man has a sledgehammer! And the fat man is yelling "Die, crackers, die!" " - "Pearls before swine" Yeah p much this. Pearls Before Swine is a work of very heavy wisdom and philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinkmeister Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 "Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuile the Paracosmic Tulpa Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 One? Just one? "Enim Sapientia"; "For wisdom."If that doesn't quite count, "Let yourself be light," from some versions of the song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.Sincerely, Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith Quote When I know I can't live without a pen and paper, when I know writing is as necessary to me as breathing . . . I know I am ready to start my voyage. A Musing Author . . . Want to read my books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 "There are no boring places. Only boring people.""It has never mattered how thin a computer is.""It is hard to get married while you are coughing."(On The Ugly Duckling) "The lesson for ugly children is maybe you are a different species?"All of the above from Pictures For Sad Children. Probably more coming. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your darn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"- Cave Johnson on Lemons, from Portal 2 Edited March 19, 2012 by Terminus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kothra Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your darn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"- Cave Johnson on Lemons, from Portal 2Also,"The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed."- Lelouch vi Britannia (Lelouch Lamperouge)/Zero, from Code Geass Edited March 19, 2012 by Kothra: Sweetroll Thief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 (edited) Can people please figure out the difference between a saying and a quote? Thank you! I love this one: "Ever watching, ever judging". Inappropriate content removed. -B6 Edited March 20, 2012 by Black Six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach 00 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your darn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"- Cave Johnson on Lemons, from Portal 2Gotta love it. If only you could demand to see life's manager. Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Also, there's "Screw the rules, I have money!"Actually use that quite a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I feel like yelling: OMG this is a topic for sayings people! NOT QUOTES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bfahome Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Teach a man to reason, and he will think for a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Teach a man to reason, and he will think for a lifetime.That's a wonderful saying. Here's another wonderful saying along the same lines: “He who knows not and knows not he knows not: he is a fool - shun him. He who knows not and knows he knows not: he is simple - teach him. He who knows and knows not he knows: he is asleep - wake him. He who knows and knows he knows: he is wise - follow him" - Socrates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 My favorite saying... hmm...All I can think of at this late horu is "There is nothing to fear but fear itself," popularized by Franklin D. Roosevelt. Quote (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I feel like yelling: OMG this is a topic for sayings people! NOT QUOTES! But where do sayings come from? They're things people say, about something in life. If a person likes a "saying" that is also a quote, there is nothing wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "Money makes the world go 'round!" Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyMetalSunshineSister Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Hmmm. There's never just one, is there?Aut disce aut discede - A Latin saying, meaning, in essence, "Learn or get out."The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. - I am uncertain of the original source."Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." - Siddhartha Gautama, better known as the Buddha Quote We will remember - Skies may fade and stars may wane; we won't forget And your light shines bright - yes so much brighter shine on We will remember - Until the skies will fall we won't forget We will remember We all shall follow doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolitaryHyena Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "No matter what happens, life goes on." Quote "And where does the newborn go from here? The net is vast and infinite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarloth Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "Everything will be well in the end. If it isn't well, then it isn't the end." -Dunno-Skar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPenguin Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea." -Antoine de Saint Exupéry Quote Majhost sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "How you get him is how you lose him" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "The ball/calculator/forum/whatever is not defective. YOU are defective."I always use that one whenever someone complains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." - Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iPenguin Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair_This isn't really a saying per se, but it's a phrase used by those IT guys and it cracks me up nonetheless. Quote Majhost sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protohuman Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 "Well I am what I am, thank God..."-Jimi Hendrix lyric Quote Gee golly, I sure do love Bionicles! My favourite one is Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 "Whenever you feel down, remember. Time goes by. No time to cry." - My Heart Goes Nana from Millennium. Jeer me if you will for listening to that, but at the time I was probably at the peak of my depression. I remember being on the bus back from college feeling absolutely hopeless, hearing that and then I just started laughing because it came out of nowhere. It put me in a massively good mood for quite a long time. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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