Dapper-Sama Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Fortunately, it was artificially flavored. Morally unambiguous.
Trijhak Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Unfortunately, the artificial flavours made Matoran faint. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Van Hohenheim Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 fortunately, the matoran woke up soon afterwards. Previously known as Aiwendil.
Trijhak Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Unfortunately, the Matoran was Vultraz. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Trijhak Posted March 4, 2013 Posted March 4, 2013 Unfortunately, the Toa was actually Gorast. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
The Legendary TNT Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 (edited) Fortunately, she doesn't have four arms and look like a giant mosquito. (I missed this game!) Edited March 6, 2013 by TNT-Vezon with an Olmak
Dapper-Sama Posted March 7, 2013 Posted March 7, 2013 Unfortunately, she has 8 arms, and looks like a spider. Morally unambiguous.
Van Hohenheim Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 fortunately, she was friendly Previously known as Aiwendil.
Trijhak Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 Fortunately, Mazeka came along and neutralised Vultraz... for now. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Unfortunately, "For Now" meant 10 seconds. Morally unambiguous.
Trijhak Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Fortunately, Vultraz had a sudden change of heart. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 11, 2013 Posted March 11, 2013 Unfortunately, he undergoes a heart transplant. Morally unambiguous.
Trijhak Posted March 11, 2013 Posted March 11, 2013 Fortunately, Mata Nui is the one performing the heart transplant. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 11, 2013 Posted March 11, 2013 Unfortunately, his hands are enormous. Morally unambiguous.
Liopleurodon Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Fortunately, it doesn't matter how big Mata Nui's hands are because he's using a machine to operate on Vultraz.
Van Hohenheim Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 unfortunately, the machine malfunctions Previously known as Aiwendil.
Trijhak Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 Fortunately, Vultraz was going to destroy everything if he woke up anyway. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 Unfortunately, memories of Vultraz haunt Mata-Nui forever. (Why do I always get the Unfortunately's?) Morally unambiguous.
Liopleurodon Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Fortunately, these memories of Vultraz are mostly about him yelling about ice cream before Mata Nui operated on him.
Trijhak Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Unfortunately, Mata Nui then dies of ice cream cravings. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Liopleurodon Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Fortunately, people take another Mata Nui from an alternate universe to replace him.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Unfortunately, this one's from the Great Spirit Makuta Universe. Morally unambiguous.
Liopleurodon Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Fortunately, this one gets addicted to ice cream before doing any real damage.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Unfortunately, he suffers from withdrawals. Morally unambiguous.
Liopleurodon Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Fortunately, Vezon appears with his Olmak on and teleports this Mata Nui to an alternate universe filled with an endless supply of ice cream.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Unfortunately, my horrible timing strikes again. Morally unambiguous.
Liopleurodon Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Fortunately, that means that I always end up typing the "Fortunately..." statements.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Unfortunately, this inflicts misfortune upon me. Morally unambiguous.
Trijhak Posted March 16, 2013 Posted March 16, 2013 Fortunately, a Ce-Matoran came along to make this BIONICLE-related again. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Liopleurodon Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Whoops, off-topic. Anyway, unfortunately, this Ce-Matoran nearly gets run over by a Lego ice cream truck.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Fortunately, he survives. Morally unambiguous.
Van Hohenheim Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Ce-Matoran are female unfortunately, she has to spend 6 months in a hospital Previously known as Aiwendil.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Fortunately, Bionicles have long lifespans, so no loss. Morally unambiguous.
Liopleurodon Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Unfortunately, when she wakes up in the hospital she realizes that she is being force-fed rotten Bula berries.
Dapper-Sama Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 Fortunately, Bula berries(even rotten ones) are packed with fiber. Morally unambiguous.
Trijhak Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 Unfortunately, these Bula Berries were poisoned by none other than Ahkmou. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Liopleurodon Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) Fortunately, these Bula berries are still edible - despite being rotten/poisoned - because of their high fiber contents. Edited March 19, 2013 by Liopleurodon
Trijhak Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 Unfortunately, that doesn't stop them from killing countless Matoran, Toa, Turaga, Skakdi, Vortixx, Agori and Glatorian. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Recommended Posts