Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, but the others need it more than you do. And since they're far more in number, they take it away from you.I wish I had a brilliant idea! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. Your idea was already patented years ago by someone else and you do not profit nor benefit humanity in the slightest.I wish I had a fish. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. But it'S boring.I wish I could be Batman. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. I retire as Batman and give the cowl to you. Unfortunately, you can't find anyone else willing to don a brightly colored outfit, and thus the villains always target you as you lack a human shield. Of course, this is a kid's show, so you're never seriously injured. It just makes it really really difficult to do your job. Also, working conditions are terrible. I wish I could be more serious. =/ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. You are so serious, that you bore absolutely everyone to death.I wish for special sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Granted. You're now so serious, people try to cheer you up, but it never works. Eventually, you can't hear the phrase "Why so serious?" any more. You decide to laugh again, but you're too serious. Now, do you want surgery to plaster a permanent grin on your face?Ninja'dYou get your sunglasses. They're special, but they're also very, very ridiculous.I wish I could come up with better corruptions. Edited March 14, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. But let's be honest, my talent is something you're born with. -Tekulo continues to stroke his ego so much that he forgets what you wished for initially- Oh, right, here's your bland, flavorless rice cake, kid. -poofs a rice cake into your hands and laughs maniacally all the way home-I wish that corruption wouldn't be taken seriously (My self esteem is waaaay too low for me to have an ego. lol) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Granted. No one takes it seriously, and everyone laughs at you.I wish this corruption would not sound so unfriendly ._. Edited March 14, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. However, the word filter does not tolerate your wish and thus you are banned to the deep reaches of space for all time. Oh, and the aliens there think you sound like a meanie-head. I wish I had ice cream. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, but since the sun is extraordinarily hot today, it instantly melts. :(I wish I had a one-way ticket to infinity. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. You get a pi symbol. It does nothing unless you utilize it in equations and even then all it does is help you calculate cirumfrences of circles and whatnot. (Happy Pi day!)I wish the five guests reading this topic had party hats on. (Hi guests! 8D) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, but you can't see them since they're guests (awww)I wish I was invisible Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. Now we have six guests! THE FUN HAS BEEN- uh... well, increased by one, I guess... =/I wish I could make the MLP:FiM reference there in a proper context. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, you now have the ability to do so. But the proper context never happens.I wish I was a punk. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. That's the same as goth, right? (trololololol)I wish BZP had a trollface smiley. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Darn got ninja'd anyways Granted. SOPA takes it away.I wish I never got Ninjad. Edited March 14, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it gets abused so much it's replaced by a madly grinning colourful pony.Granted, but now everyone else get's ninja'd. D=I wish I had a green mohawk ^.^ Edited March 14, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. However, it is so pointy, everyone mistakes you for a unicorn with a bunch of horns. You then get sent to a circus as a sideshow, until you wash your hair and the green and the Mohawk go away. You are then fired from the circus, and everyone hates you now, because you entertained them.I wish for an entertaining book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. However a terrible sequel is made and you can never enjoy the book again.I wish I had tree a big tree Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. A big tree named tree now lives right next to your bedroom. And he talks, keeping you up all night, never allowing you to get any sleep. Plus he's kinda annoying, but he talks, so it just doesn't feel right to cut him down with your chainsaw. You end up going insane, because of the annoying talking tree that you can now do nothing about.I wish for a pie. You know, for Pi day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted. You end up with a calculator overloaded with the numbers of pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You get banned from the site for not wishing for anything. Also, you get hit by a whale.I wish I could turn these four pennies into four quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. Then you find out those were super-rare pennies, worth well over $1,000 each, and you can't turn your quarters back.I wish for a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted, but sadly they're flavoured in a way you just hate.I wish I would not end up as a sideshow so often. ._. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You are now the main attraction at the carnival. For whatever reason, the pay is even worse than that of a sideshow. You want your old job back.I wish the Narrator could find true love. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. He is no longer sad, but now he's so very annoying to everyone by telling them how wonderful it is to be in love, and bla bla...I wish I had an awesome job. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You're a professional stunt person with no prior training! Now, you just have to jump over seventeen buses on a rickety motorcycle while avoiding the sharks jumping between tanks on either side while fire arrows shoot down from the audience because it's free fire arrow day!I'll be over here taping all of this feeding this action live all over the world where people will be judging your every move, so if you back down you'll be a total loser the rest of your life, but you know, no pressure. >=3I wish I used the smiley >=3 more often XDD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted, now everyone thinks you're ADORABLE and noone takes you seriously anymore.I wish the forums would stop acting up Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Granted. The forums go offline permanently and thus they can never act up again (Vahki philosophy... Gotta love it XD)I wish I was immune to lightning. Edited March 15, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. Since you're now immune to it, you decide to walk outside during a strong thunderstorm with a tin foil hat to impress your friends. As you get hit by lightning, nothing happens. Everyone cheers for you, and you want to go back in again (the rains is quite cold) BUT aliens, who've been in earth orbit with their spaceship observed the incident, and now beam you up to find out where you got your new ability from. When you tell them about BZPower, they don't believe you. You end up in an outer-space carnival sideshow as the Electric human. Woot.I wish I could free you from that carnival. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You free him from that Carnival but are now part of it yourself.I wish i could be on Bzp everyday Quote "I don't fight crime because I want fame and glory. I do it because there are villains who are to powerful for regular police to handle"- Batman 92% of bzpower don't like smooth jazz. If you are part of the 8% who feel sorry for those who don't, copy this and paste it to your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted, but the carnival people find you, and you're now a part of the carnival as well. :3I wish for endless wishes! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) (XD)Granted, you barge into the alien spaceship... somehow... and you make it to the carnival animal cages at night when everyone is asleep (which is odd because due to the orbit of the spaceship night and day don't really happen). As you make this observation, you find my cage and use your patent pending cage-be-gone and thus we plan our escape. Now, I don't want to spoil anything, but it ends with the both of us in Victorian clothing hanging above a vat of mutagen alien goo being slowly lowered as the aliens A new reply XDGranted, you get sucked into the internet and can never leave back to real life. You feel empty inside as you are trapped in BZP when everyone is offline.I wish I had hammer spaceNinja'd twice. XDAnyway, granted, but you can never think of anything to wish for ever again. Still wish for hammer space. XD Edited March 15, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you don't have hammer time. So...I wish I could take over BZPower(@Tekulo: haha, I know how you feel... still xD ) Edited March 15, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. The new rules are so out of line and bizarre that most of the members rage quit. Though, the whole forums war was pretty sweet. I mean, Black six leading the staff into battle? Priceless. Too bad we didn't have a film crew running, it would have made for an awesome movie (or GA contest entry XD).I wish I had a hug. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. but it's made from spikes and squeezing, so it's nowhere near what you imagined.I wish someone would switch off the lights Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 The lights are switched off, but you can't see anything so you are running into walls!I wish I were not tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Granted. You are wide awake FOREVER! You stay up every night literally wondering what happened to your dreams. I wish I had a cup of coffee. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Granted. You're now so super awake that everyone thinks you've got a sugar rush. but they are just so slow they can't see the unicorn - it is real! I wish for coffee xD Ninja'd - but ahaha same wish xD And since the corruption works for your wish too, I'll just leave it at that x3 Edited March 15, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 XD, omgGranted. The coffee gives you super speed and you dart off approaching the speed of light and you are never seen again.I wish I had more coffee. XDD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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