FrozenFlash Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but it costs too much money to keep it up.I wish Speeda Demon wasn't called Speeda Demon. Quote
Makuta DUSt Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 Granted. He is now Speeda Deemon.I wish stereotypes would vanish. Quote
Archer Vonn Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 granted, but now 98% of comedian's aren't funny and just say self help nonsense. you know, like margaret cho.i wish i had a gaming laptop. Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros
Jonathan Crane Posted March 6, 2012 Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, you download so many games that it crashes 2 days after you get it.I wish my mom would let me see Thor again. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 6, 2012 Posted March 6, 2012 (edited) Granted. In exchange for seeing the movie a second time, you give up all your free time at home to do chores. And none of that easy stuff like doing the taxes or re-shingling the roof or testing the new trap door of doom feature in the security system. I'm talking intense chores here. I wish I had a moat. Edited March 6, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Akuna Toa of Sonics Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but it dries up.I wish the March update hadn't happened to Reach. Quote Does anyone want to play the Master Chief Collection with me? I'm trying to get a team going for ranked. PM for GT.
Archer Vonn Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) granted, but this was because the entire month of march didn't happen. instead was a terrible time where you and your bed were eternally locked in a plane of oblivion where you were tormented by daedra for thirty one days.i wish the person below me couldn't mess up this wish in any way, shape, or form. Edited March 7, 2012 by ~JC~ Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, the wish passes through the whole approval process and is granted free of charge. However, you really didn't wish for anything, so nothing comes true... Wahoo... -.-I wish I had pink elephants! Pink elephants everywhere! 8D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Archer Vonn Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) you do.eeeeeeeeeeeeeverrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyywheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeee [im saying there are elephants in ya bu- nevermind]i wish i had five dollars. Edited March 7, 2012 by ~JC~ Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros
Stuxn Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but it ends up in your pants pocket in the washer, along with the rest of your cash.Sure wish I had a slushie right now. Quote This was terrible; I'm never coming back here again.MOC 1 MOC 2 MOC 3 MOC 4 MOC 5 MOCs 6, 7, and 8 MOC 9 MOC 10
25K Now! Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. You got it from a past you, where you had been eating a slushie, creating a paradox that destroys the universe.I wish I had my very own theme music. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles
Trad Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 It drives you insane.I wish I was able to do magic. Quote "Wer Traumt?"
25K Now! Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. It exerts a corrupting force on your mind and makes you insane.I wish I could override anything. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles
Vandenreich Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. You override some random WoW account and the owner kills you.I wish I could call napoleon short right in his face. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Trad Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) You get killed, but luckily for you, just short of giving the order, Bonaparte gets carted to the island of St. Helena.I wish I can learn Chinese Opera and do it flawlessly. Edited March 7, 2012 by TradTheMentalist Quote "Wer Traumt?"
Takaru 1111 Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but you get hit by a bus.I wish I had five bucks. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. A twenty dollar bill escapes your wallet after months of planning and training. Unfortunately, it gets hit by a bus and you're out fifteen bucks.I wish bus drivers would pay more attention. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Takaru 1111 Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but now he runs stuff over deliberately.I wish I wasn't betrayed by lunch. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. Now you're betrayed by dinner. Does it make you happy now?I wish I could have finished my CC1 entry. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Takaru 1111 Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but it's too lateI wish I had a laser cannon. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but it's only a very small laser cannon, and since it's rather ineffective, you now have a shiny new laser pointer. Ah well.I wish I was a Cyborg Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Takaru 1111 Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, You have no legs though.I wish I could blow up a car. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. You blow up your car. You still had payments on it too... D=I wish I had super powers that allowed me to... something... Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. You now have the superpower to lick your elbow. It's not super spectacular or helpful, but hey, I know a Carnival that is looking for someone just like you... >=DI wish I was a half-spider. You know, upper body human, lower half spider. x3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Ezorov Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted. But now all the spiders in the world love you and insist on following you around. This also results in no one else wanting to be around you.I wish I could speak Russian fluently and still retain the knowledge to speak English. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but due to a series of unfortunate events you end up in a country where they only speak German. Now what to do...I wish the others would overcome their fear of spiders. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Stuxn Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but this is accomplished by everyone BECOMING spiders, and we can no longer use all of our intricate devices that require opposable thumbs.I wish, I wish, I had a fish. Edited March 7, 2012 by Staxx the Potato Quote This was terrible; I'm never coming back here again.MOC 1 MOC 2 MOC 3 MOC 4 MOC 5 MOCs 6, 7, and 8 MOC 9 MOC 10
Miku Hatsune Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Granted, but i wrap it in a web and throw it off a cliff.I wish i couldve corrupted the last wish. Quote
Vandenreich Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 Granted. The person whos wish was corrupted vows revenge and runs you over.I wish I never lost my Hat. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Stuxn Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 Granted, but you find a rabbit in it one day that rips your scalp to shreds as you put the hat on.I wish I knew how to scrape trans-dimensional arachnoid witches off of my front bumper... Quote This was terrible; I'm never coming back here again.MOC 1 MOC 2 MOC 3 MOC 4 MOC 5 MOCs 6, 7, and 8 MOC 9 MOC 10
Miku Hatsune Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted, but they come back and now theyre all over and in your car.I wish i had some gummy bears. Quote
ShellHead Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 they're stale, rock hard, and taste awful.I wish I knew things slightly before anyone else, thus always appearing amazingly clever. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted. You learn about the end of the world two seconds before it happens. That gives you one second to explain and one second to stroke your ego. You must feel so smart.I wish I had superpowers that I could use for good! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Miku Hatsune Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted, but the people didnt want a superhero.I wish i had a Razumi. Quote
Vandenreich Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted. It runs away.I wish I had some good Tater Tots Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Miku Hatsune Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted. The tater tots are actually candies.I wish i had my Razumi back. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) Granted, but someone takes it away from you again.I wish I looked like the guy in my avatar (hit F5 in case you're seeing 1/2 Takanuva ;3 ) Edited March 10, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Miku Hatsune Posted March 10, 2012 Posted March 10, 2012 Granted but people now always look at you strangely.I wish i could fly. Quote
Terminus Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You can't set foot on the ground anymore, because if you do, you die.I wish for a robot cow. With a jetpack. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You accidentally hit the self-destruct button. Oddly enough, the cow just starts singing "It's Doc Gerbil's World" from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Must've been wired wrong. Anyway, you can never get the song out of your head and it eventually drives you mad with its catchy glory.I wish I had a small fairy companion to keep me company forever so I wouldn't be lonely. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
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