Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but you forgot the key. D=I wish I accidentally spilled black paint all over my target outfit. ^.^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. However, I have Oxi-Clean and it fixes your outfit in a jiffy! ^^I wish I knew how to drive so I could operate the bat mobile. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You are so thrilled that you can drive the batmobile that you break every speed limit on your way. This will be expensive...I wish I had a super cool gothic style outfit - with skulls 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. The skulls are a bright red, just like blood. Heck, the entire outfit has red so it still makes you a target, but at least you look cool. ^^I wish I could out-speed the cops. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. But you know, the police is like zombies. They'll keep on following you, and one day, they'll get you.no wait - they are zombies! D=I wish my outfit now turned into a black that's darker than the night itself 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Because it's not the right shade of dark, you still stand out, but less so. I wish my sidekick would stop obsessing over her outfit and help with the zombie invasion. D= Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but once she takes her attention from her outfit, she realizes that her hair is a complete mess. Instant distraction!I wish I had an awesome gothic hairstlye. 8D Or a mohawk. ^^ Oooor a Deathhawk. ^^ Edited March 11, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Your mowhawk (a distinctive style) is very colorful and bright thus making you a target again (I'm sensing a pattern... XD).I wish you'd focus on the zombies. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. I focus on the zombies. I focus so much that I get an epic headache and can't listen to metal songs any longer. :/I wish for epic battle music! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Phoenix Wright music starts playing and your headache suffers from the awezome. I wish we could defeat the zombies! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but due to my headache I am slightly distracted, and one of the zombies bites my leg.But yeah, the zombies are defeated. All but the zombie-to-become that's me.I wish for mercy! D= Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. I gives you antidote. However, you must polish and wax the bat cave in return, and let me tell you, it's a big cave. D=I wish I had a clean bat cave. XP Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. Now please excuse me while I break down in a puddle of my own sweat (and blood? Dunno)I wish the batcave would get an upgrade so that it now cleans itself. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You need to install it, though. I'm busy with Batman stuffs -plays solitaire on bat computer-There's a wrench over there and an instruction kit. We're out of screwdrivers, though. We used them up last week when we made the screwdriver fort, so you're on your own for that...I wish I could win a game of bat solitaire. D= Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, but then you computer crashes and you have to start over again.I wish for awesome superpowers! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Pfft, You're Robin, you don't have awesome super powers. The very thought goes against the natural order. But to entertain you, I'll give you this ball of string. You can control it with your mind. Have fun.I wish that corruption wasn't so snarky. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but now it's nowhere near as entertaining. I mean, giving them what they want? Pfft, mainstream. Boring. You can do better.I wish for moneyy. 8D Edited March 11, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Ezorov Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted. You have one Canadian penny. Spend it wisely ;)I wish I owned the sun. Quote
Parazan Posted March 11, 2012 Posted March 11, 2012 Granted,but you burn up.I wish that Dragons were real.-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
RAMPANT Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted, but they eat you.I wish I had a better computer. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active
Taka Nuvia Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted, you know get the best computer that exists. It's better than anything else. Sadly, the NASA hears about your computer, and takes it from you. For science!I wish for GLORY! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. You obtain glory, but you fail to have fame. Nobody knows about your glory and it drives you insane. You strive out of greed to obtain fame, but you fail miserably. You cannot be happy due to your greed. D=I wish I had a lamp that shoots fire. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. But you don't know the direction in which it shoots the fire. Long story short, you're now missing half of your hair. Ouchies... But hey, now you have some kind of undercut. Or half.shave. What ever name you want to call it.I wish for a crystal ball. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. It warns you that you will be so addicted to looking into the future that you will never do anything productive ever again. You wish to know more, so you continue to look into the crystal ball. It's a vicious cycle...I wish I could see the future! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted, but the future... is DARK. Very dark. You wish you hadn't wished for that wish, because now you know how the world is going to end, and you know that you can't do anything to stop it. And you know there will be lots of suffering.I wish I had the ultimate plot device! 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. You get a rock. Anti-climactic? Pfft, giant rocks are everywhere in plot devices. I mean, just look at how Teridax died. Unfortunately, your rock is not as giant and it takes up space for the entire story as you never find the opportune moment to use it. I wish Teridax's death wasn't so disappointing. D= Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. It's now so epic that most fo the fans can't take it, and everyone starts to complain, so long that it's no longer considered cannon. Teridax is now Schroedinger's Makuta: Alive and dead.I wish I had more time... Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Overlord Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 You have all the time in the world, and because it's so concentrated, everything passes you by. You are alone/dead/however the universe goes.I wish I could change my signature more. XP~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM."
Jonathan Crane Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 granted, you change it so much, BZPower bans you.I wish for more time with my dad. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Terminus Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Granted. You find out that your dad is actually an international spy, so you get dragged along on one of his missions. However, it turns out that your dad is a target of an intelligence agency of an enemy country, so the helicopter you and your dad are in gets attacked and blown up.I wish being a spy was much, much less dangerous. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) Granted. You give up your many years of being a double spy and move to the country. Unfortunately, the country is filled with bears, wolves, snakes, scorpions, tyrannosaurus rex, Justin Bieber... Well, you see where this is going. You take up being a spy again to escape danger (the spy union got you better working conditions so don't you worry. XP), but you find that no matter where you go,no matter what you do,try as you might to change it,a single duck is always watching you. I wish I had level 100 pokemon. ^^ Edited March 12, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Akamai921 Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted, but they always lose their battles,Every time,Because you get nervous and can't battle properly,All because that duck is watching you as well...I wish I hadn't given up biscuits and gravy for Lent. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sighw.gif Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted, but now you feel bad about it. And a bad conscience weighs very heavily...I wish I could transfer my conscience to a computer. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jonathan Crane Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted, but you can't get out. XDI wish for the Force. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Taka Nuvia Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted, but when you accidentally force-choke someone to death, you get locked up. Forever.I wish I was super-intelligent. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Weranisma Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Okay, but you are too intelligente, so nobody likes you! (except me )I wish I would be a Superhero with the power of coolness! Quote
Parazan Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted,but because you are so cool,your blood reaches absolute zero,and you die in 1/100 of a second.I wish my BIONICLE's stopped breaking!-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
Akamai921 Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted. You've encased them all in solid black Kevlar cubes that cannot be opened.I wish for a suit of Kevlar armour designed specifically for me. Quote
Klak Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Granted. However, the armor cannot be removed.I wish it could be removed! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Granted the armor is removed. Unfortuantely, the evil wizard find both of you and Akamai no longer has the magical armor that could defeat him. The armor instead poofs into the hammer space of oblivion for all time, and you are turned into newts.I wish I had newt repellant. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
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