Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. Now I'm a sad side show and make no more money. As a result of this, I am kicked out of the Carnival and now live on the street.but yeah, yours is better.I wish I was a superhero! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. You don a paper bag and a rusted can of cheerios and become HOBO WOMAN! Your powers include a deranged cackle that thoroughly creeps your enemies. I wish I could be your sidekick (or arc nemesis whichever comes first). XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. You are now flea man, the epic sidekick. Your greatest weakness? Insecticide.I wish for an epic adventure! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, Hobo Woman and Flea Man set out off route one in order to challenge the Pokemon League. They lose to a level two pidgey. I wish I could see in the dark. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. But now your neigbours feel a little scared because you'd find out that they are secretly using a mind-controlling satellite in their garden. At night.So they decide to kidnap you. Hobo Woman sadly lacks the money for devices to track you down, so you're probably still sitting in that dark cellar. But at least you can admire the floral pattern on the walls.I wish everything would turn back to normal. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Darcsyde Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. But "normal" is a rather relative term, so no changes are really noticed. (Let's not commit quantum suicide here )I wish it were Friday.Tehe this is fun. :3 Edited March 21, 2012 by Darcsyde Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but since now it's friday you have to catch up on a lot of work. So no relaxing for you.I wish for an epic-looking armour. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Darcsyde Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. But the armor is waaaaaaaay too heavy and crushes you like a potato chip.I wish Microsoft would buy out Apple. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. Now everything is the same and you're not able to escape the Micrapple corporation. Scary.I wish for my wishes to be un-corruptable! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Darcsyde Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Denied. No matter what you wish, someone will be there to corrupt it. All your wishes are belong to us! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gifI wish I had three more wishes. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but they all get corrupted so as to cause you disappointment.I wish I was omnipotent. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Darcsyde Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Denied. You are human and only human. Although you have the power to shape and adapt to your current environment, you certainly cannot obtain all-powerfulness because of it.I wish Taka Nuvia would wait five minutes before corrupting my wish. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. However, she then comes up with a device to turn back time. Therefore, it looks as though less time has passed. ;)I wish I was a shapeshifters. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Darcsyde Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. But since you are a shapeshifter, you have no idea what you actually are. The ensuing mental existentialist conundrum makes your head explode.I wish I could shake hooves with Applejack. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but noone believes you that that actually happened.I wish I could fly Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but you can only do it for thirty seconds, at 30,000 feet.I wish I had a pet Nui-Jaga Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but sadly sadly, it eats you.I wish I was a genius. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but you have exactly no common sense.I wish I could play guitar Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but all you can play is "Smoke on the water". :/I wish I was an evil mastermind! :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 I can already play that XDGranted, but you love all things cuddly, and you make sure everyone knows that.I wish I was Dr. Horrible. Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted. But since I do not know who that is, your wish can't get corrupted.I wish the Goblin King would take me away! (Labyrinth FTW xD) Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but he presents you to the Elven King as a peace offering.I wish I was Aragorn! Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted! You are now being followed by a horde of screaming fangirls wherever you go.I wish I could be the dude in my avatar for a day. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 I can live with that :3Wish granted! Now you're haunted by the deaths of all those you held dear!I wish I had a pet Pikachu Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but it faints. (I have no idea, either xD)I wish I lived in a haunted castle! :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but you become a ghost, too, and can never leaveI wish essays would write themselves! Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but everyone assumes that it's piratedI wish I had a time machine Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but it can only go forward or back five minutes.I wish I had infinite money Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but then you get robbed. Now you have no money anymore.I wish I was invisible Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but no one will ever see you, and everyone you speak to will go insane.I wish I was omnipotent! Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but since you can now do everything, nothing's fun anymore.I wish I knew everything. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but life has no luster, since you have nothing more to learn.I wish I could smell everything Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
The Invisible Handman Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 You suddenly smell everything, bad and good smells together massage your naval cavities. The smell of a woman's perfume wafts though your nose, it's the olfactory equivilant of heaven. Yet all is not right, there are no new scents to discover and your life can only go downhill from now.It was finding new smells that was exciting, not smelling them. If only you had thought more before making this accursed wish!Life is meaningless now, next to you is a stump with a harpoon in it and a gun buried underneath.You know what you must do now ...I wish I could find and read the most illogical shipping fic possible. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile}
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, you can now only read fanfic.com for the rest of your life.I wish I was good at writing! Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but nobody wants to publish your works becasue they don't feature sparkling vampires.I wish I was a Vampir, but not of the sparkling kind. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Jinkmeister Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but you can't be out in the sun and you sleep in a coffin.I wish I had a pet Dracula Quote Check out my Chibi Kute Kit! Follow these steps, and BZP will only get better
Taka Nuvia Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but it (he?) turns against you and bites you. Now you're a vampire too.I wish my vampire coffin bed was awesome. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Vandenreich Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. It infact is very awesome amazingly awesome, however Van Hesling comes and kills you tough luck.I wish for Wisdom. Edited March 21, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Wotz Posted March 21, 2012 Posted March 21, 2012 Granted, but you end up thinking you're an old man and break your back trying to be hunched.I wish for as much hours in which to sleep as I want. Quote D U N E W O L F
Taka Nuvia Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 Granted. As you forget to wake up, you now sleep and sleep forevermore.I wish everyone was tolerant. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
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