The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. They come out of your head and plague you in real life (but hey, at least you have nice dreams now).I wish I had a fence post.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but a zombie eats it. Why are you still standing there? Run away before it eats you too!I wish I would stop putting zombies in every second reply to this topic

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. However, the zombies have already taken root and are spreading the virus. We need some serious firepower to rid this topic of zombies, and thus the topic is deleted. D=I wish I had a pegasus.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's a zombie robot. It will never be your friend... it makes a nice vehicle, though. ^^I wish my avatar would be less scary

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your avatar now sports the latest minifigure from Lego Friends. She's girly and bright and sun-shiny and she makes all of the members sick with her copious amounts of sugary sweetness.I wish I had the ability to fly.

[Elrond of Rivendell]

Granted. Now no-one respects you because you aren't scary.I wish that I controlled Bzpower successfullyEdit: ninja'd -Bane

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You rule it successfully - or so it seems. Without you noticing, a small group of members form a rebellion. They convince more and more people to join them, and soon you're facing an army of rebellious BZPers calling for freedom.I wish for an awesome punk jacket!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It is so awesome that I steal it from you with my ninja ways.I wish I had ninja ways. .-.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but since I know about your ninja ways, there's no way you can trick me!I wish for an EXTREME green mohawk ^^

[Elrond of Rivendell]

Granted. It's so extreme, you can't handle the power, and self-destruct.I wish I really was Rocka's Bane.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Since I have no idea who or what Rocka's bane is, I assume it's someone from Hero Factory. Which means, you're now a plastic toy in a canister, waiting to be bought and assembled by a random kid.I wish for epic drawing skills!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your skills work wonders with paint brushes fashioned from unicorn hair. Unfortunately, you do not own such a brush and your drawing skills remain the same. I wish it were summer.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, it is summer now - but only in Middle Earth. Where you are not. Sorry.I wish I could draw all the images I have in mind the way I have them in mind. Every. Frggin. Detail.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

(Dude, I've wished that so many times, it never happens. XD).Granted. Nobody likes your artwork, however, and you are shunned for your lack of artistic ability. Everyone's a critic...I wish I had a basket car.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but I find it so cute I take it away from you.I wish I hadn't spent the last 30 minuts looking at pictures of spiders D=

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You spent them looking at pictures of Ganondorf and now you hate yourself even more.I wish I had a pen.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the ink is dry.I wish for an amazing singing voice ^^

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. I offer you a deal and you trade in your voice for a pair of legs because you thought this one guy was cute (oh, and you're a mermaid btw), and so you try to get him to kiss you for some reason, but it turns out he's into someone else and you're heartbroken and then you end up turning into seafoam. (Kinda mashed the movie and the original into one story. XP).I wish I had a decent singing voice. (so original, I know)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. When you sail out onto the sea to sing there for a well-paying audience, you go overboard by accident. But you don't drown, you choke on seafoam.I wish I was a famous singer.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

(XDD)Granted, you're so famous you have your own stalkers! They try to cut your hair and take pictures of you at every turn! They even found out where you live. But that's okay, you don't have to sleep tonight, because you've got several recordings to do!I wish I could start a comic.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You have an awesome post-apocalyptic robot plot going on, but then somehow you end up at a futuristic carnival, and no matter what you try, your story stays there. Sadly, your fanbase doesn't really like it any more...I wish I was a post-apocalyptic Cyborg.(Idunno either )

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, you rust.I wish for more clicks on my MLN page.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your MLN page is overrun by a swarm of beetles that keep turning into shields. Congratulations. I wish I had a unicorn.

[Akamai921]

Granted. You fall onto it's razor-sharp horn.I wish I was immune to all poisons and diseases.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You die of a blade slicing through your ribcage.I wish I was a giant spider ^^

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

You get wacked by giant man with a giant newspaper with giant Tacos and giant sauce and giant sofas.I wish I was able to translate everything.

[Terminus]

Granted. You have a laptop with Google Translate, however, it does an awful job of translating, and you don't have any fingers to use it anyways.I wish Google translate was better.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but you decipher the Da Vinchi code, and you find out the ultimate secret... You lose your mind and commit suicide.I wish I had my own Pokemon that was loyal to my every command. =3

[Terminus]

Granted. You have a level 1 Unown, and it can do pretty much absolutely nothing. But it tries.I wish that Pokemon SoulSilver didn't kill the memories of my childhood from when I played Pokemon Silver.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted. It BURNS THEM ALIVE IN A TUB OF OIL!!!! MWUHAHHHAHAHI wish my level 1 unknown randomly evolved into Arceus, but I can hug it*. It follows my every command.*I have no idea why I said that. Always wanted to hug an Arceus. >.>'

[Terminus]

Granted. Your Arceus follows every command, even when you command it to use SELFDESTRUCT. Oops.I wish my sweatshirt was dry, so I could pick up a copy of Kid Icarus: Uprising.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but you get mugged since your Sweatshirt is the only dry one in your area. Oops. :PI wish I knew what XenoBlade was.

[Terminus]

Granted. You get a copy of it, and see that it is a Wii JRPG. Unfortunately, your Wii is broken, so you can't play it.I wish it was tomorrow.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

It is Tomorrow, but you had a big exam. You fail it, and then Scientists close BZPower down for giving you super-natural abilities, and millions commit suicide.I wish it was yesterday.

[Terminus]

Granted. However, when it becomes today again, you wish it was yesterday, thus creating an endless repeat of yesterdays.I wish for a burger.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's far too big for you to eat.I wish I could turn into an animal at will.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but the government kill you using a funded Balck Ops and do an Autopsy to explain this super-natural activity.I wish I had facial hair

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's green and everyone mistakes it for grassI wish I was a songwriter

[Edo309]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the songs are so terrible, anyone who hears it explodes into nothing.I wish I was better at Team Fortress 2.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

yOU ARE THE WORST SONGWRITER AND I KILL YOUI wish I was a immortal Lion