The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You are an immortal lion, forced to live in a zoo forever. FOREVERR!I wish I was successful.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

You are, too successful. You are stalked all your life by everyone. Including old people.I wish I was immortal and could free run and no one could catch me

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But you're not only forever free, you're also forever alone.I wish I was a Vampire count. With castle and all. ^^

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

You are pranked at Halloween everyday by gangstas and such. National Geographic discover you, and you are put into an Autopsy section of area 51, with all the other wishful people I've been made be discovered by the governmentI wish everyone knew what Digimon was. And liked it

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now it's boring. Really boring.I wish for a ridiculously long corruption of this wish!

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Iy was too short for your taste and the CIA send you into Autopsy for your responsibility on Spyrotannah. Again.I wish Digimon was popular and good

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, it is now ood - but only if you're already a fan of it. And it's popular, but only in Timbuktu.I wish for epic armour.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your wish was corrupted by the corrupt mind of the corrupter of the corrupting agency in the corruption department of the corrupt souls division. The corruption takes place a week from now (a corrupt week) and you feel the corruption was very dissatisfying. I mean, a corrupt bunny being corrupt and corrupting people with its corrupt ways? You were expecting something better. A corrupt scorpion that blew up the corrupt world or a corrupt forest unicorn that corrupted your very soul and shattered it into many corrupt fragments in the corrupt lament. But sadly, no, you don't get any corruption that is anywhere near as exciting as the corrupt corrupting you built up in your head. You are dissatisfied. I wish I knew how many times I used the word corrupt. XDNinja'd once is one thing. Ninja'd twice is just sad. Granted. The armor morphs you into a corrupt spider. Not a giant spider, a tiny one. Oh, and your name is now Steve.I wish I had a wish corrupting machine.

Edited April 5, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you forget about it again. And you only know that once you knew how many times you used corrupt. The fact that you know that you knew it but no longer know drives you insane slowly. And nobody believes you that a game on some forum was the reason.Nuu why did you change your wish DxGranted. Now the machine corrupts the wishes for you. You don't have anything to do anymore so you wander around in search for a duty, a destiny. But sadly you don't look where you're going, so a lonely sad spider named Steve gets crushed under your feet. Poor thing...I wish for a genie lamp.

Edited April 5, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but the CIA take it as Alien Machinery, and once again you are Autopsied since they already Autopsied you and you should be dead, so the pain is double and you are cremated and your family are to. Just letting you know.I wish Digimon was popular everywhere.

[D-D-D-Ddude]

Granted, but MI6 assassinates you for making the same wish over and over.I wish everyone on the internet had perfect grammar...

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Now you are blessed with the possibility to read only literary posts with a high standard of grammar, complex structures and the lack of any kinds of errors, flaws or mistakes. But that's because the majority of people is now banned from the internet. Yay.I wish for a vampire.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Now we have nobody to poke fun at and thus comics using the word "noob" are kinda moot as everyone now also posts in the correct topic and never break any rules. Granted. The vampire eats you.I wish I had a book.

Edited April 5, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but now the book sucks you in and you are killed by Voldemort, and eaten by fluffy.I wish I good make the best film in history

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You good make film. You very good make film. But nobody knows what that really means, so you soon fade into obscurity.I wish I was an evil genius.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

You was but then your evil contraption made you an cool dude, and then you activated your 'deathinator' without aiming. The CIA Autopsy you again, and cremate you, again.I wish I made the best film in history >.>'

Edited April 5, 2012 by Matoro --- Preston=Xd

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. But since it's a history film, nobody bothers to watch it.I wish I had a pillow mansion.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, it's all nice and fluffy and cozy - until it collapses over you, and you suffocate tragically.I wish I was a cyborg.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but you find no love, and the CIA capture you for an Autopsy (I like CIA autopsies.)I wish I was Immortal.

Edited April 5, 2012 by Matoro --- Preston=Xd

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You are immortal. Too bad you live in a medieval town. People think you're a witch, because you outlive them generation by generation. They capture you, and well, you know how it works, torture and similar. Endless torture. Dying would be quite convenient, but it won't happen.I wish I were the Grim Reaper.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but you try to get some pizza and the CIA capture you and conduct an autopsy on you.I wish I was the replacement for the Grim Reaper

[JiMing]

Granted. You are terrible at your job, and kill all the wrong people. Oh, and are also torched by an angry mob for overusing having the CIA performing autopsys on people.I wish that I could have any video game I wanted to play appear in my hand whenever I wanted to, in fine, working condition. (And please, no autopsys by the CIA, or anyone.

[Miku Hatsune]

Grated, but you have the wrong platform games. (Hahahaaa)I wish i had a pet Thanator.

Edited April 6, 2012 by Dimentio

[BZCoolness]

Granted. It runs away.I wish Doctor Who Series 7 would finish filming and start soon.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted. But its horrible.I wish i had my Thanator back!

[BZCoolness]

Granted. It returns to you. Then it runs away again. :PI wish your Thanator would stay around for more than 5 minutes.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. It now stays around for 10 minutes before vanishing mysteriously.I wish I were a Ninja.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but the CIA perform an Autopsy on you from your skill.But you are the worst ninja of all time, and eventually you fall off Tower Bridge.I wish i had a pet tiger that wouldn't run away.

[Ezorov]

Granted, he just eats you instead. :3I wish I had two dollars.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted. I happen to give you 2 Monopoly dollars instead.I wish i had a Kyrii.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's so adorable, that someone else wants it, too, and somehow, maybe by using some weird ninja skills, takes it away from you.I wish I could wear the colour neon green without looking silly.

[Parazan]

Granted,but then you get teleported into the matrix where no one can even see you because you blend in with the background too well.I wish I had Gadunka.

[Akamai921]

Granted. But everyone laughs at it's silly name, and it throws itself off of a skyscraper in it's depression.I wish Call of Cthulhu would be re-released in HQ graphics.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. But it doesn't sell well, and so the creators take it off the shelves within a month.I wish I could find a Discord picture that met the requirements for my sig...

[Parazan]

Granted,unfortunately,it is a very violent screenshot from MW3. You get a permanent ban. Bye! I wish I could fly.

[Klak]

You do. Unfortunately, you crash into everything. I wish Parazan would stop crashing into things!

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, he crashes into people. Starting with you.I wish I knew how to use GIMP effectively.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but your computer crashes so your newly acquired skills don't help you much.I wish I could turn invisible.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted but the CIA do an autopsy on you because of your super-natural ability. You stay invisible all your life and you are tormented by so many National Geographic ghost hunter shows and you commit suicide from depression.I wish I could turn into the Digimon in my Avatar

Edited April 7, 2012 by Matoro --- Preston=Xd

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you get captured and end up in area 51. You get examined, and eventually they decide to use you as some kind of super-soldier. You will never be able to live a normal life again.I wish I had mechanical hand.