The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Soran]

Granted but now your part of a math book.I wish my wish that I wish to be corrupt was an uncorrupt version of the corrupt wish that I wished for that was corrupt.

[Vandenreich]

Granted. I hand you a Jultin the Mask of Corruption so you can do the corrupting yourself :)I wish I had never lost my keys.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but you lose them again :PI wish I would be BZP itself

Edited March 24, 2012 by Guurahk: Vorex Eater

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are BZP for six months last summer and is tormented by the downtime and obsessive member refreshing.I wish I had a red pin

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you accidentally pin your hand to the wall with it. Ouch.I wish I had a unicorn! 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The unicorn can speak and sasses you at every turn. You try obedience training, but the unicorn sees this as degrading to its sentient status and therefore uses its magical horn to send you far away into the depths of a Carnival where you juggle to your doom.I wish I had corn dog.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You buy your corn dog at a Carnival, and just as you want to take the first bite, the juggler, whose show you're watching, makes a terrible mistake and knocks the corn dog out of your hands due to flailing around.I wish I had an awesome costume!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You have a jester hat and costume. It seems to have a taste for pizza and ice cream. You can never eat those foods again as your hat steals them from you, oh and you can never take the hat off thus resulting in years of mockery and personal lament and thus you shun yourself to a carnival to hide from society.I wish my corn dog didn't fall. D=

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Now it flies up high, high into the air, far beyond your reach...I wish I had a unicycle

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The ring leader demands you use it in all your performances. You actually manage to do well, until the unicorn comes along and explains what horrors you put him through in obedience training. Your unicycle no longer likes you and makes you crash in every performance. You are then fired from the carnival and must face society in your jester suit while you crave pizza. You really don't do well with uni-stuffs... I wish I could corrupt that wish a bit differently.... =/ Not sure why exactly...

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. It now ends in a big explosion, turning everyone in the Carnival (that includes YOU!) into ghosts, and only the unicorn and the unicycle survive, and together they ride into sunset...I wish I was a Poltergeist

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You see a friend you want to hug.But you cannot hug.You see the sunshine and expect to feel the wind in your face.But you cannot feel.You remember the joy in life and want to sing and laugh and dance.But you cannot.You lost the ability to live and all that is left is a memory of what once was.I wish I had a funny nickname. ^^

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but it's so funny that all make fun of youI wish i was a C

[Klak]

You are a C. Vitamin C, that is. I wish I had laser vision.

[Soran]

Granted, but you burn your eyes whenever you shoot lasers.I wish that I could think of a wish.

[Axilus Prime]

You can, and guess what? The wish is uncorruptible too! However you used your wish up and can't wish for the perfect wish, which causes you to be in despair. (Wow. I'm mean in this game...)I wish I had real Fire Toa Powers.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but you lose them to the Bohrok kalI wish all liked my new av

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. They all like your av so miuch, they LOVE it, and decide to use it themselves, too. Now your av is everyones' av. So much for being unique...I wish I didn't need to sleep

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The insomnia still drives you mad as you have lost all of your dreams.I wish I could finish this chapter for my epic. @_@

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But now you have no idea what to do with your time.I wish I wouldn't get distracted as easily

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. All of your focus is now centered around this red ball -holds red ball-. Now fetch! -tosses ball-I wish I had magical shoes that could allow me to dance well.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Now you dance and dance and dance... never stopping, always dancing. Not only is it really exhausting, it also gets rather ridiculous after a while xDI wish for green hair.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. As I do the caramelldansen, I zap my magic wand in your general direction. The spell makes your hair green... as well as your skin... and your eye color... and nails and lips so it looks like you're wearing makeup. Oh, and your entire wardrobe too. But hey, at least Kermit's song finally makes sense!I wish I could change my skin color at will.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you can only change it to either neon yellow or neon pink. No, no natural skin colour. but as you wish, whenever you wish.I wish I could change my hair colour at will! 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. This trait gets you a job at a local carnival as a sideshow. The changing colors get the attention of the carnival's bull (because, you know, all carnivals everywhere have bulls) and thus it charges at you. You remember your hair is magic and decide to sing about a flower or something. It is then you realize this isn't Tangled and you are not Rapunzel, and then you proceed to run away. Anyway, due to a series of unfortunate events (after you ran through the scissorhands exhibit), you are now bald and thus your powers are moot.I wish there could be an award for most obscure wish corruption. XD

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but there are only so few competitors, that it ends in a draw between the two main writers of obscure corruptions. There is a corruption contest. It'S all so weird and crazy that the audience explodes... sad thing.I wish I would come up with the most original corruptions EVER

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your work is stolen by an evil peanut who posts the corruptions before you do. As you lack the evidence to prove those corruptions were yours (due to a lack of copyright), you can never write an original corruption ever again.I wish I had some popcorn.

[Unauthorized Autobiography]

Granted, but you eat them quicklyI wish I was a ball

[Akamai921]

Granted, but you get popped.I wish I had better internet.

[Wotz]

Granted, but someone throws a brick at you.I wish I'd chosen better GCSE subjects.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

You did, but your school burnt down, so you were taught at home as no other schools chose you cos of your report, and all your friends got their before you.I wish I could direct a movie that just I wanted with no money and without going to prison.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It is revered as the worst movie in existence. Remember the Star Wars Christmas Special? Well, this movie makes that look like Shakespeare! An angry mob forms on free torch and pitchfork day, and they decide to track you down for such a horrid abomination on the big screen. I wish I had a taco watch.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but I eat it.I wish Derpy was a mane character in FiM.

Edited March 28, 2012 by Dark Pit

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. She replaces Rainbow Dash thus rendering "My Little Dashie" ...uh... a side character story... thingamado... Also, the phrase 20% cooler is now 20% muffins.I wish I had a muffin.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it's a Baked Bad.I wish Sonic Unleashed was better received.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It now has a total of six fans who are perfectly happy and content with the game. I wish it was warmer... In fact, let's make it summer. Summer everywhere!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Now the whole planet is hit by a massive heat wave, bringing a tropical summer to everywhere. And we used to be worried about global warming... now there are floods everywhere, either horrible periods of dryness or rain without end... but yeah, summer everywhere.I wsh I knew everything about biology

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You use this knowledge to become a makuta and you create your own creatures. After failure 4,503,345,643 you finally create the perfect bunny. The other mutant bunnies have created their own army and overthrow your mad scientist ways. Meanwhile, your perfect bunny escapes and multiplies thus giving humanity the perfect animal for transportation; the perfect bunny. So, you know, at least there's a silver lining.I wish I had a polar bear dog like Korra...

[Soran]

Wish granted, but you are forced to live in antartica and eat raw fish for as long as the polar bear dog lives.I wish that I could visit myself back in time and tell myself of all the things that had come to pass and then warn my self of disasters that may come to pass, and have my past self be forever paranoid, and disrupt the time of my current self so much that the fabrics of time and space have been altered leaving to a mental shift in capabilities of those affected by the time shift, and creating a forever paradox of time and space, that will rip the universes stability, and break all laws of physics and gravity and above all science, and send all life rocketing to the center of the galaxy, where we are to be consumed by the giant dark matter black holes in the center of the galaxies, where nothing works correctly, and eventually all civilization adapts to the change of the state that we are in and discovers new ways to do things, and eventually I will somehow get a cookie somewhere in between.

[Akamai921]

Granted. But I throw a muffin at your face, causing you to wake up.I wish for a berry muffin.