The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

You get it, but the berries are poisonous nightlock berries from the hunger games(just whatched movie again). you then eat it.I wish that the paradox faction from LU was an actual paradox(I joined it, if you want to use that as part of it.).

Edited March 31, 2012 by rahkshi guurahk

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. However, all of the other factions also exist as does the malestrom (because Paradox kinda revolved around that). Congrats. Your wish just blew up the earth into fragments. Many are injured and have been corrupted. Now we have to fight our own kind, only we're NOT made of lego bricks (very unfortunate fact of reality) and thus if we are bested, we cannot rebuild ourselves. Fancy that (I'm not sure if humanity even has a chance to be honest. XD).I wish I had an endless supply of rootbeer.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. now, you should really really hurry up with drinking - you don't want it all to go bad, do you?I wish I could control time.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. However, you cannot time travel, you can only speed up, slow down or potentially freeze time (and it takes a lot of energy) and if anything ever happens to you, all chaos would ensue and the universe would pretty much end as we know it. So, yeah... thanks for being mortal. I wish I could control life.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. (now I'm really scared of you ) But despite your ideas it does not give you immortality, since you can only control the lives of others. When your enemies die miraculously one after another, thing get quite ugly... let's just say, there's a trial at court involved, as well as a death list and many many poor victims. ^^I wish I could time travel.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You mess everything up and now the sky is green and the grass is blue. Water is blood red for some innocent reason, not to mention dinosaurs are still about. Oh, and the earth has shattered into three fragments, a group of people built these advanced robots that have all these magical highly advanced technological powers and they're in this giant robot that's supposed to fix everything. So, you know, you're stuck on the desert portion while I'm creating life on the jungle fragment. Wish you were here >=3

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but due to a time-travelling accident I get there a thousand years later, where you are long gone.I wish I could go back in time and take you to the future. I'm sure you'd like it. ^^

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. I meet the equivalent of Lewa in this messed up timeline and I brush you off as I'm hanging on his every word and action (childhood hero. I'd be awe-struck XP). You get mad and attempt to age me by several years, but you miss and hit an innocent bystander. Basically, this ends in us dueling to the finish. Life vs Time; winner take all! I wish the vahi and the mask of life could've been pitted against each other. XD

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it turns out a lot less epic than imagined. Basically it's just like every other fight.I wish to be a goddess of time.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You become Nayru from Legend of Zelda who created the law of the land (basically all the science stuff, time included). Then I become Farore, the goddess that created all life, and thus our battle continues! I wish I had a watch.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. I use your watch to control the time of your wrist. It must feel rather strange, if a part of you keeps getting older or younger than the rest...I wish the battle would end.

[Soran]

granted, but then the two opposing sides have an argument over who ended the battle first, and start another battle.I wish I was a matoran.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. I win and you are now my butler and must keep me eternally young and fabulous for all time. The pay is bad and you don't have dental.Ninja'd Granted. You are now Podu. You have no lines in the story, we're not sure what mask you wear and you're generally insignificant. But hey, you're famous among a portion of the site here, so you've got that going for you!I wish I had a grandfather clock.

Edited April 3, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. IT follows you everywhere you go... tick, tock... you can't get away from it... tick, tock... sadly, it's really loud, so you can't sleep any more. Tick, Tock.I wish I was a vampire! 8D

[Soran]

Granted, but you can no longer go outside, and you have no privacy since all the 'Team Edward' and 'Team Jacob' fans want an autograph.I wish I was Specifically Soran the matoran.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Soran the matoran was enslaved by the piraka. Remember that guy who fell into the volcano? Why? Oh, no reason... I wish I was a toa!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You now look as adroable as in your avatar, which means that people won't take you serious anymore, although, they're mostly occupied with saying "D'awwwww" every time they see you.Ninja'dGranted. You are now a toa of disco. Which is a completely new power, but also rather pointless. I mean, just imagine you get caught by some makuta. What will you do, disco them to death?I wish I was a vampire that could walk in sunlight. 8D

Edited April 3, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

(Disco? ... That... is... AWESOME! XDD)Granted. You sparkle in the sunlight and attract the disco fever crowd. You are forced to disco to your death. (See? It totally works! Who can resist the urge to boogy down?!)I wish I had platform shoes. Like, ridiculously long platform shoes.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. They are so long that you always trip over them, and so ridiculous that everyone who sees you can't but laugh.And for some weird reason you can't get them off your feet any more D=I wish I would reincarnate as a vampire that could walk in sunlight without sparkling and is disco proof.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. However, you sunburn very easily. Even in winter.I wish I had an arcanine (pokemon) as a pet that I could ride as a means of transportation. (Seriously. Those things are fluffy)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But sadly, you develop an allergy. which means that every time you touch your arcanine, you have to sneeze and your face gets red... it's rather unpleasant. Don't you think you want to take the bus?I wish for sunscreen with LPF +100! 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The bottle lasts you around an entire day (in winter no less). I wish I had a saddle for Arcanine (pfft, that's not gonna stop me XD).

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. But Arcanine doesn't like the saddle. You land in the dirt very often...I wish for a beautiful black parasol. With lace and bats and all 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It's made of tissue paper and you foolishly use it in the rain on one occasion. I wish I had a captain's hat.

[Makuta of Comedy]

Granted, but the hats owner beats you up for stealing it.I wish for the Bat-mobile.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but since you have no driver's license, you have to leave it in the garage.I wish for awesome gothic platform boots. 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. They are cursed and slowly eat away at your soul the longer you wear them. Also, when you take them off at night, they mysteriously appear on your feet in the morning. Also, you forever have nightmares the rest of your life.I wish I had the polar opposite of those boots.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You now have some weirdly-looking health shoes, which never stay on your feet whenever you want to wear them, and they give you good dreams. After decades of nights full of pink marshmallows and flying over clouds, you wish for some decent nightmares...I wish my hair was black.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your hair is now made of shadows. You can never comb it, it moves freely on its own and I'm pretty sure it's plotting the demise of its helpless victims as you arrive in public. A local carnival sees potential talent in this fact, and they kidnap you for their new sideshow.I wish I had a balloon dragon. XP

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it explodes. Now everyone has to talk with a funny helium voice. Woot. <_<I wish for a croissant ^^

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted, but you get chocolate pudding instead. This causes you to be attacked by mysterious cloaked and masked figures. XPI wish I had vanilla pudding (just to be safe)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. what you did not know until now is that this was the sign to attack for a long-forgotten army of Zombie Pirate Ninjas. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Rum!I wish I was the Captain of the Starship Enterprise! 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It crashes under your rule and thus the crew over-throws you and slams you in a prison! It is smelly and the key to the lock rests with a dog because of the prison budget. You find a bone and try to tempt the dog. The dog finds this act stereotypical and thus mocks you by placing the key just out of reach of your grasp. I wish I had a pirate crew.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they are also ninjas. If I were you, I'd be scared of mutiny.... O.oI wish I was a shapeshifter.(I know, I wish for that often, but it's fun! ^^)

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You become a batman villain, but you always lose because Batman always wins (Seriously, though, they had a villain like that. Clay face). Also, your true form is a duck.I wish I had a pet duck.

[Taka Nuvia]

granted, but it doesn't say Quack, it says meow. I guess the duck has a slight personality disorder...I wish for a pet vampire! 8D

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It sparkles in sunlight, has disco fever, and pressures you into marriage and to participate in a really lame romance story in order to become popular to milk it for all its worth. I wish I had a potato.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it eats you.(most. original. Corruption. EVER. ><)I wish for an epic adventure!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You gain ultimate wisdom and junk in your adventure thingy. Oh, and treasure too. Though, it turns out you made a ton of friends who all died in the horrific battle. You will never love again, and you're left with bitter nightmares of the darkness. I think that just about covers it...I wish I had another potato! (I think my imagination's finally running out. XD)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's a zombie potato and wants to eat your braaaaaaiiiiins!I wish I had no more nightmare. ^^(we'll see about that)