Terminus Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. However, it broke upon hitting the ground.I wish my table was clean. Quote
thelonewander Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 granted, however dirt falls on it a few seconds lateri wish for......... EPICNESS Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
Terminus Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. You are epic because CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWS YOU TO EXIST!!!I wish for a lightbulb. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. Instead of being uncreative and saying it doesn't work, it works too well, blinds you, then explodes, destroying your house with a shockwave, and the heat burns you to death. I wish I had the powers of a Toa of Fire. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but I hope you did consider that you are flammable. Your body is. When you first use your powers, you accidentally burn yourself. Now you're a ghost that can set people on fire. Woot...I wish I could change my hairstyle just by thinking about it. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Wotz Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but it keeps poking you in the eye when it switches.I wish for infinite Bionicle parts. Quote D U N E W O L F
Terminus Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. You do know what infinite means, right? Bionicle parts fill up the entire universe, thus ending all life in existence. Thanks a lot.I wish for a plastic bag. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 It's in your mouth and nose choking you and you die.I wish I could detect all falsehood. Quote
Wotz Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. Or is it?I wish for five extra pairs of socks that fit me perfectly and are warm and comfortable and are uncorruptable and generally the best socks there are. Quote D U N E W O L F
Parazan Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted,however,one of the 5 pairs of socks are corrupted,and when you put them on,they swallow up the universe,and all life ends. You should've washed them.I wish that i had all the modular houses.-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
Terminus Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) Granted. Now every modular house in existence is yours, and you successfully force millions of people onto the streets. You now have so many modular houses that you have no idea what to do with, so then you decide to rent them. To penguins. And beavers. And, as animals can't pay you, renting to them is rather pointless, isn't it? Also you still have those millions of people who hate you. I wish for $25. Edited February 19, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. That is your grand total after playing Monopoly. Everyone else is far better off and you rage quit the game, being a poor sport. I wish I had green skin. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but you end up as a carnival sideshow! (haaa haaa haa)I wish for infinite wishes! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Terminus Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) Granted. But who says they'll come true?I wish for a magical wallet. Edited February 19, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but you end up as a carnival sideshow! (haaa haaa haa)You crafty devil... D=Granted, but the wallet's magical property is that it makes money disappear! I wish I had a giant tub of jelly. =3 Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but it's not edible. Now what are you gonna do with it?I wish I could fulfill my wishes by myself. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Terminus Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. It's called Double Posting, and it isn't allowed. However, you don't care, and eventually get banned.I wish for a raindrop. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but there is never just one raindrop. There are two, three, four... a flood. A huuuge flood.I wish I was immortal. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Dralcax Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted. You can still feel pain. Bring on the torture chamber!I wish every Yugioh protagonist under age 15 wasn't a crazy kid who is not right in the head. Quote
Parazan Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted,but now every Yugioh protagonist over 15 is a crazy kid who is not right in the head.I wish that i had a creeper for a pet.-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
Ezorov Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted. It was glitchy, though and got stuck while trying to blow up. Now it just constantly hisses. SSSsssSSSsss. Say good-bye to sleep! :DI wish for a nice doughnut. Quote
Hordaki Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted, but it's so nice it can't stop complimenting you so you can never eat it, and then someone else eats it and that traumatizes you.I wish for unlimited wishes (that always work the way I want.). Quote
FrozenFlash Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted, but not a single one of those wishes came true.I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world with my mind. Quote
Parazan Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted,however,you can't get back to your house.I wish for PANCAKES!!!!!!!-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
Terminus Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted. They are toaster pancakes, frozen and vacuum sealed, and you have both no way of opening them and no toaster.I wish for a burrito. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted. Your burrito has conquered the world within five hours. Why did you have to unleash this villain on the world? WHY?!I wish I had toa powers. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Parazan Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted,however,a Lehvak comes out of nowhere,sprays acid on you,melting your Kanohi,and then launches a Krana Vu at you.I wish that my internet connection never screwed up. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gif-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted, it screws out. Without any screws to hold it in place, your internet falls apart on you and can never be fixed again for some reason.I wish I had a sack of potatoes. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Akamai921 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted. I hit you with the sack of potatoes.I wish for another plate of incredibly good scrambled eggs. Quote
Zakann the Delirious Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Granted. But the scrambled eggs are so good you can't stop eating, and eventually you explode.I wish I had a talking spatula. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Granted; it screams in pain and agony when you use it, and weeps of it's tortured life when you don't.I wish Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance had been a much better movie. And used a significantly better and more suitable-for-the-role actor than Nicolas Cage. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. The talking spatula does wonders for your self-esteem... That is, it completely destroys any and all hope you have of ever having a positive self image ever again. Seriously, that spatula has a mouth on it... >>Also, because it has a mouth all food you use it on becomes instantly unsanitary. Bon appetit.Curse you, Ninjago! (Sleep with one eye open, Kai...). -cough-Granted, however you never see the movie and your friends all rave about how great it was and you feel out of the loop for like two whole months until the next big film starts to get more buzz (aka Brave). I wish... more than life... more than jewels... I wish to go to the festival. Edited February 21, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Terminus Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Granted. Turns out you go to the wrong festival. And it sucks.I wish for a can of air. Quote
Jonathan Crane Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Granted, someone farted in it.I wish for better test scores in all my classes. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Granted. Your homework scores, participation points, quiz scores, etc all have zero percent now. You barely pass your classes as your test scores only went up by 2-3% each, although you do start to fail your classes as well. D=I wish I had an empty bottle. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Akamai921 Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. Alas, after you have attained your empty bottle, I fill it with water!WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!I wish I wasn't always so bored. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Granted, you now have so much fun that you're hyperactive and accidentally run off a cliff.I wish all my enemies would do the same. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. At the bottom of the cliff there's a ton of money. Your enemies form an organization whose soul purpose is to make your life miserable. You are never happy again.I wish I knew how to animate. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Granted, but all you can animate are carnivals and their sideshows. OoI wish we'd stop using carnivals all the time. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 22, 2012 Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. You are the ring leader of a Circus. Unfortunately, the elephants go on a rampage and your circus is demoted to carnival status.If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
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