thelonewander Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 granted. you eat the Doritos, then Sub-Zero comes out of nowhere and kills you i wish i had lighting powers Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
Terminus Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted. You are then locked in combat with your arch nemesis, who just happens to be you from the future, who kills the people you care about to try to make you stronger, so you can eventually prevent the end of the world. You kill future self, but the disaster that will end the world happens much faster because of this. You eventually save the world, but you and millions of people die in the process.I wish for a spacesuit. Quote
thelonewander Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 granted, but it has a rip in it and you use it in space.i wish for a lancer from gears of war 3 Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
Axilus Prime Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted, it kills or is used to kill you.I wish for a GAUSS RIFLE. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted. However, I have something stuck in my ears, so I grant you that Grass Whistle you wanted because I totally did not mishear you...I wish I could control my Bionicle sets by making them move and fight in epic action sequences. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Axilus Prime Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted but due to this the government confiscates them.I wish I had food any time I wanted it. Quote
Makuta DUSt Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted, but it's all expired by a year.I wish for Flash Thompson Venom to be in UMVC3. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted. He's a cameo character who's sole purpose is to get killed in the most nonchalant way possible.I wish I could use Pyromancy like in Dark Souls. And preferably own some of my favorite weapons and armour/clothing pieces as well. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted, but I have never played that game so I'm clueless. Here's that giant ball of fire you ordered... Oh, the clothing and armor? Yeah, we were kinda short on space in the delivery, so we put them in that unforgiving inferno (we lost a few delivery men who thought it was shiny and got too close. Go figure). But, you know, I'm sure they're fine (fire ball spits out ashes). Anyway, sign here...I wish pokemon were real. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Jonathan Crane Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted, Palkia and Dialga see you and trap you in an inescapable demension! XDI wish I had more hot topics. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! For a literal joke, select option 1. For an even lamer joke, select option 2.1. The topics are so hot they catch fire and ignite all of BZP. The struggle to save the site is known as "The Great Flame War of 2012." BZP is saved, but the damage is great and you are banned to prevent any more destruction.2. The topics decide they are too hot for you and dump you. You are forever alone.I wish I could have a select your own adventure corruption... D= Edited February 15, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Parazan Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Granted,but now the games infect you,making you serve Makuta.I wish i could fly.-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
thelonewander Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 granted. you fly right into a wall.i wish i could FINISH EVERYONE at once in Mortal Kombat Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
Axilus Prime Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, you do so but it gets boring because of this.I wish for a non-expired bagel. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted. That bagel is wanted in fourty two states. The police arrive and take the bagel away where it will never see the light of day again.I wish I had a spider. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Axilus Prime Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, it's giant and it eats you.I wish I could kill that spider. Quote
thelonewander Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 you kill it, then it comes back as a zombie and kills everyone in the world i wish for water powers Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
FrozenFlash Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, but you accidently drown yourself with them.I wish I have faster reactions. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted; you can now react so fast, you react before it happens, thus rendering your reaction ineffective.I wish people would actually learn about what someone is wishing for rather than granting it and saying "but since I don't know..." Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted. While they are looking it up, someone comes in and ninja's them. The ninjas do not do research.I wish ninjas did research. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Roablin Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 The ninjas take time to research so ignorant samarai post before them.I wish I didn't have to manually make my posts green. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, instead you just plain don't make them green.I wish I could write as fast as I could think. Quote
Voxumo Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted you write things so fast that your handwriting suffers and no one can read what you rightI wish i could create spaghetti out of thin air Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Axilus Prime Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 You can, but it's rotten.I wish the spaghetti you made was not-rotten bacon and I got to eat it. Quote
Wotz Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, but the bacon makes you thirsty....For more BACON. Your addiction eventually leads you to death at the hands of Rowan Atkinson.I wish the Lego Lord of the Rings sets were cheaper but still full in content. Quote D U N E W O L F
Roablin Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, but you spend all your money before they come out.I wish I was skilled at wielding my ginormous spatula. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted. Your spatula is an angled spatula used by bakers to ice cakes. You cry as you have nothing to flip this giant egg, and you know it shall burn to a crisp.I wish I had a giant omelet. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Snelly Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, but as you were making it you fell into it, and are now part of your omelet, which is promptly eaten by Paul BunyanI wish that I was a shapeshifter, with full control over my power. Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar
Roablin Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted, but after you learn how to control your power you are promptly locked up in an asylum for mutants.I wish I had angel food cake in front of me right now. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 You do, but I'M THE ONE WHO EATS IT!I wish I could never be defeated. By anything. Not even a minor defeat like imprisoning, or able to lose to fate. Quote
Terminus Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted. However, since the risk of losing is gone, everything gets boring- so you decide to kill yourself. However, you cannot be defeated, even by yourself. You find that this wish has also rendered you immortal, as death cannot defeat you. You then live in a neverending pit of depression for all eternity.I wish for exactly 5486 ballpoint pens. Quote
thelonewander Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 granted. none of them worki wish for a million dollors Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
Akamai921 Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted. The U.S. Treasury has just printed another million dollars.I wish that I would be given that million dollars. Quote
Terminus Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted. However, it was stolen from the treasury, and you are arrested for possession of stolen property.I wish for a Cup of Coffee. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted; you spill it. Not on yourself or anything, you just happen to spill it.I wish I could wake up for my job without feeling so tired, but still get the same amount of sleep I usually do. Quote
otter Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted. You are now so hyper you get fired from your job.I wish I didn't have to corrupt so many wishes.I also wish for a new bass guitar.And That people listened to real music these days. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Wotz Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 1. Granted, but the game grinds to a halt and children cry.2. Granted, but it's impossible to tune.3. Granted, but you end up in a boring world where everyone's just mindless drones that listen to the same songs every day with no differing opinions.I wish for you to die if you grant this wish, whether it's corrupted or not. Quote D U N E W O L F
Parazan Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted,but now *dies*.I wish i came back to life.-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands!
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted. You are slain by the zombie hunters from... uh... The zombie hunter grounds in... the Pacific Ocean... near the equator... I wish I could turn into a wolf and back at will. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
thelonewander Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 granted, how ever you stay in wolf form and leave home, never to been seen again i wish for a copy of skyrim for xbox 360 in fall in front of me Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
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