Hordaki Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, now it's too small. I wish I could stop procrastinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted. You are given a five-step program to stop procrastinating. However, you procrastinate actually doing it. I wish Space Engineers ran better on my computer. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted, but then you get a virus causing your computer to crash. I wish turtles would become teenage mutate ninjas in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Granted Their Had shoes,wings,clouds, & their leader is a spiked big turtle. I wished I become Wario. Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but then you still somehow manage to lose the Wario look-a-like contest. I wish I could breathe underlava. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBK Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but the lava cools while you're under. I wish I could transform between dragon and human at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted. You get killed by the military as a dragon. I wish any wish I made would get granted (IRL). Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but then you can't think of what to wish for. I wish I knew what to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted. You think of so many things that your mind is literally blown. I wish for a million dollars. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halotalim Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Its a million dollars in mony from the game of life. I wish I had the super power so that whatever I said became fact. Quote <thanks to Keratu for the spinny.< my favorite comic writer. thanks to - vahki commander - for the banner. I'm back from the grave. Last time I was on was in 2005. I'm back now and hoping to return to the first fandom community I invested myself in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) GRANTED, BUT YOU LIE AND SAY THERE IS A SLIMEY SQUID SUCKING ON YOUR HEAD.....NOW THERE IS A SLIMEY SQUID SUCKING ON YOUR HEAD! I WISH FOR A SLIMEY SQUID THAT LIKES TO SUCK ON PEOPLE'S HEADS Edited April 4, 2014 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BioCry Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted. You now have a zombie Cthulu. ...I hope you're happy. I wish the real world was like the Matrix where you could manipulate anything. - Quote :I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted. People manipulate each other out of existence, until the last survivor removes himself out of guilt and remorse. ... I hope you're happy. I wish I was a cyborg. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted Your Cyborg,and you are part of The Justice League. I wished that life where a video game. Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but then you get stuck at level one. I wish I had animal magnetism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted. Animals now stick to each other wherever you go. (Did you not see that coming?) I wish I had a pet penguin. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but you can't take care of him, so some animal protection group takes him from you and then fines you. I wish I had amazing balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Granted. You are so sure of your balance, you try to balance on the edge of the world's thinnest blade. You overlook the fact that gravity will pull you down, causing the blade to go right through you. You are now in two halves, both of which are dead. I wish for a wish. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 (edited) granted, but a hungry, angry, deranged, giant Canadian goose with 8 heads, 16 wings, 60 pointy teeth, a top hat, a squid , sunglasses, dental floss, a steaming pot of coffee, a rattle snake, ice skates, and a cupcake gun attacks you! i wish for a hungry, angry, deranged, giant Canadian goose with 8 heads, 16 wings, 60 pointy teeth, a top hat, a squid , sunglasses, dental floss, a steaming pot of coffee, a rattle snake, ice skates, and a cupcake gun! Edited April 7, 2014 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Granted. The oddity of that causes you to wink out of existence. I wish more people would actually respond to topics I post. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Granted, but their all a bunch of spammers. I wish I could tell time just by looking at the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Granted You burn to death. I wished that I had Blue Energy. Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Granted but, YOUR SHIELDS CANNOT WITHSTAND ENERGY OF THAT MAGNITUDE. I wish I were better at crossword puzzles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted, but you're so good at them they aren't fun anymore. I wish I had superhuman strength and agility (and wouldn't be taken away by the government for dissection). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. Your muscles become so powerful that they begin to tear your body apart whenever you use them. You eventually die. I wish I could stay more active in RPGs. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted, but the RPG is Sword Art Online, and you are too afraid to move on in the game and live in poverty in the game.I wish that all humans were sapient air breathing squids! Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Granted, they all kill you out of anger. I wish Grand Admiral Thrawn really existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Granted. However, you are on a Rebel ship he destroys with his masterful strategies. Seriously? I wish I was more responsible. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted. You are found to be responsible for the crash of an airplane, and sentenced to prison. I wish for a thing. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, IT'S A BOMB. *boom* I wish I was a (different) thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted You are now A ROCK MONSTER!!! I wished I can do whatever a spider can. Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Granted. Too bad that includes the spider's ability to get squished by a shoe. SPLAT. I wish I had $10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittehWubbins Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, I hand you some Monopoly money. You get arrested for counterfeit money. I wish I could turn the next person into a potato. Quote DON'T MESS WITH US! NOTHING GETS PAST US! UNLESS WE WISH IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Granted. You accidentally double post and turn yourself into a potato. I wish to be a real-life Space Engineer. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reptile3607 Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Granted, but you're an engineer on the spaceship from space invaders. You are stuck in a 2D world. I wish I could have internet so fast that it can load anything in a splitsecond. Quote Dont you just hate it when your in a shop then you turn off a power point because nothings plugged into it, then realise that it's actually a light switch.... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Granted. You go mad with the power to instantly view webpages and start viewing as many pages as possible until you crash the internet, causing the FBI to arrest you as a spy. I wish for a gallon of ice cream. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Granted, but it's moldy.I wish for a 1up Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but it turns out to be a poison mushroom. Watch that colour scheme! I wish more people played SMBII/SMB:Lost Levels and knew my pain. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittehWubbins Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, go watch Ven Plays SMB Lost Levels on TTV now. I wish I could summon a hurricane of kittens to destroy the world. Quote DON'T MESS WITH US! NOTHING GETS PAST US! UNLESS WE WISH IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but it destroys you too.I wish for an ordinary 2''x4'' block of wood. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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