The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you can't write or type.

 

I wish to see the world burn.

[Dralcax]

Granted. I set your globe on fire. The fire spreads and burns down your house

[Wordmeister]

Since you made no wish, I become the type of Transformer that I wanted and YOU become the electrical transformer.I wish for a big boom.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You get hit in the head by a boom microphone that is quite large.I wish for a camera

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It blows you up.I wish for a new computer.

[Hordaki]

Granted. It gets hacked.

 

I wish for something to wish for.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. You wish to suffer all of the fates that have been suffered in the history of this game. And that wish is corrupted so you have to suffer them for eternity and beyond.I wish I wasn't so mean.

[Hordaki]

Granted. Now you're a pushover and can't say no.

 

I wish to suffer all of the fates that have been suffered in the history of this game.

[Dralcax]

Granted. It's just a game, so all you suffer is one million hand cramps from all that typing.

 

I wish for a literal hot dog

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but I missread your post and think 'literal' was 'literate'. So you know have a hot dog that can read.I wish for a totally awesome sig to appear in my sig section.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but that awesome sig suddenly disappears right afterward.I wish I had a squirrel.

Edited January 4, 2013 by Vakama-san

[Dralcax]

Granted. A squirrel dies somewhere in the walls of your house. You are unable to locate the source of the resulting smell.I wish for a paper airplane the size of a car.

[Timelady Gallade]

Granted but the car is pocket sized. Good luck.

 

I wish for someone to realize not to stay awake past Pi O'Clock.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. Now that poor person must go to bed whenever anyone eats pie. Sadly, YOU are that person and you are forced to sleep for eternity.I wish for peanut butter flavored pie, with no poison, bombs, death, mistakes, evil, or corruption. I just want a normal, plain slice of Peanut Butter Pie.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but your mouth gets stuck. Also I already answered this, but for some reason it was removed.

 

I wish for Bionicle to be real.

[Dralcax]

Granted. Bionicle is already a real toy line.I wish for air

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but it's poisonous

 

I wish to have a dark side

[Klak]

You do, but it's just a slightly meaner version of your light side.

 

I wish I had the powers of a Sith lord.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but you electrocute yourself by using the lightning strike

 

I wish to be marooned on an island

Edited January 4, 2013 by The Forgotten One

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but aliens abduct you and preform tests on you, then discard your body into a nearby star. Goodbye.

 

I wish to for this wish to not be corrupted. If you corrupt it, then you shall suffer the fates of all those who have played this game. And you shall suffer said fates for real.

Edited January 4, 2013 by DeltaStriker

[Hordaki]

Granted, nothing happens.

 

I wish I had my drivers license.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but I get you arrested.I wish for peace.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are blown to peaces.I wish I knew the difference between "peace" and "piece".

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but now your confused on other words.

 

I wish for a Veyron 16.4

[Timelady Gallade]

I don't what that is so I make you eat pi-flavoured pie for the rest of time.

 

I wish for Pie-flovoured pie.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. See my last response to this wish, then multiply it by infinity.I wish for

[Hordaki]

Granted. Your face is stuck looking like that for the rest of time.

 

I wish for pie-flavored pie ala mode.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted, the ice cream is ice cream-flavored ice cream.

 

I wish that the corruption of this wish would cause something good to happen to me.

[Dralcax]

Granted. A million dollars fall out of the sky and land in the open trunk of your car just as you are preparing for a road trip. That is good. However, it was all stolen and you are tossed in jail.

 

I wish for a literal loophole

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, only I thought the literal said lateral so the defense sacks you, and you get a broken bone.

 

I wish for the Bionicle Universe to be here on Earth. Not as a toy line.

[Dralcax]

Granted. Mata Nui comes crashing down on Earth. The sheer mass of the 4 million foot tall robot tears apart the planet.I wish my drink had ice in it.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. The Ice Melts and the liquid evaporates.I wish for food.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted but it's frozen food from Russia. Also I already answered that wish, but it was deleted.

 

I wish for my dreams to come true.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are attacked by the monster chasing you in your nightmares.

 

I wish for a random man to illogically entrust me with a multimillion dollar commercial hotspot just because I had some shiny badges.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but you mess up the commercial

 

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted or you will suffer the fate of many people who tried to corrupt another one's wish, arthritis.

[Hordaki]

Granted, and now you feel guilty for giving me arthritis.

 

I wish I had a pet Creeper.

[Dralcax]

Granted. However, people fear it, and you are rejected by society as the weirdo with the pet creeper.I wish for a giant spork.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but now you can't use it.

 

I wish for a pet Mahi

[ZOMBI3S]

Granted, but it poops everywhere and can't be trained.

 

I wish for taco bell.

[Dralcax]

Granted. A bell made of tacos is both impractical and messy.

 

I wish for anime hair