Vakama-san Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 (edited) Granted, for the rest of your life, everyone you go near either gives you a wierd look or calls you a freak.I wish my cat would lose some weight. Edited January 7, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Granted, now your cat is scrawny and frail. I wish I had Laser Vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you burn your eyes out I wish for Makuta to be my friend Edited January 8, 2013 by The Forgotten One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but his head gets scraped off by a moon. I wish lettuce tasted like bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted. It tastes like Canadian bacon.I wish for a candy cane that is not toxic in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but it snaps into pieces whenever you try to walk with it. I wish for Jennifer Lawrence. Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but she thinks she's Katniss I wish for a Skrall to be my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but he gets mad and decapitates you.I wish for an axe with a dull blade. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but you can't use it I wish for the Mask of Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 You die. I wish for a QUADRILLION sandwiches. omomomomonnomomonm.... Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted. Your buried alive by them. I wish more people knew and liked what a Planeswalker and Magic the Gathering is. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but all the popular kids ruin them for you. I wish for corruption. Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, you now have a piece of paper with the word corruption written on it. I wish dubstep was less annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) Granted, you now actually find yourself liking it. However, for becoming less annoying, it had to become more metal, so much that it's now almost to be considered a sub-genre, which is not only very confusing but also leads to some strong debates among fans of both metal and electronic music. ._. I wish I were a wizard. ^^ Edited January 8, 2013 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 You are now wizard, however, you're Voldemort, and you get killed in the last movie. I wish I had an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, it falls on the ground and gets covered in dirt.I wish I had 1 copy of 'Amber Dragon Dawn', four copies of 'Amber Dragon Daylight', four copies of 'Amber Dragon Dusk' and four copies of 'Amber Dragon Eclipse'. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but they all explode. I wish my hot dog wasn't covered in dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted. It is now covered in puke. But the pule has washed off the dirt!I wish for less annoying family. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Granted, but now they never talk to you, ever again. I wish for a new hot dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted. It is so new that you get a pig fetus in a pile of wheat.I wish Pokemon Gen 6 had better legendaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted, but now all the non legendary Pokemon absolutely suck.I wish I could find a better quality video of Halo Legends. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted. It gives you a seizure.I wish for a frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted, you now have a frog, fresh from the blender. I wish I was one inch taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted. Your neck is one inch longer and you look weird.I wish for a fresh Apricorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted, but you can't use them for anything. I wish someone would read and review my epic. Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted. They write a horrible review and you are too embarrassed to ever write again.I wish for time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted, time slows down I wish for the rain to stop pouring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted. It begins to fall like someone was dumping a bucket. And it never stops.I wish for Bob to eat Pi flavored Pie. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted, after a single bite, he becomes a math genius.I wish I could travel to Alara. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) granted, but after the shards were reunited everybody killed each other, and its a very dull place now. I wish I could post links to a very popular video sharing site on bzpower Edited January 9, 2013 by ZOMBI3S Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Granted, but the links don't work.I wish I could travel to Dominaria, where it currently isn't war-torn. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Granted. But your arrival starts WW3.I wish for fun. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Granted, you get the Some Nights album by fun I wish for a Bionicle rock n' roll band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Granted, but they sell out to a major record company and start to make bad electric crossovers with synthed vocals. I wish for the moon. Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Granted, but since you didn't specify which moon, I hereby give you the moon of Europe, enjoy your ball of ice. I wish for THE WORLD Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Granted, you now have a sign that says 'THE WORLD' on it.I wish I had snow boots that fit. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted. They fit your hands but not your feet.I wish for a letter Y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, you get a shirt with the letter Y I wish to be in a glatorian battle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, but you get killed. I wish a band I like would play near my home, I could get tickets, and get to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, but it gets cancelled.I wish the roads weren't so icy. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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