Dralcax Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Granted. A plate of hot buffalo wings is now yours. Unfortunately, they are too spicy to eat.I wish for the world's largest pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, It's 1cm larger than the second largest pillow. I wish to stop procrastinating. Edited January 20, 2013 by Hordaki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) Granted. You now have OCD.I wish to hear a pin drop. Edited January 20, 2013 by Dralcax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Granted, you hear it once, then your deaf the rest of your life.I wish I was a Dragonkin. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You are eaten by a mutant evil ostrich. I wish for a mutant evil ostrich that is under my command. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Granted, it's under your command, but it conspires against you and eats you.I wish I wasn't eaten by a mutant evil ostrich. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted. You are mauled to death by a mutant evil ostrich. I wish for a very heavy book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, but the book falls on your head. I wish for a non toxic, completely edible cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, but a bird eats it. I wish for no homework while still getting the equivilent amout of knoledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Your knowledge is just of you saying Pi. I wish my mutant evil ostrich didn't eat me. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, a wild Muaka eats both you and your mutant evil ostrich.I wish I had an amazing Self-MOC. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, but it breaks I wish to beat Darius Flynt in the final showdown in Forza Horizon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, but you are then assassinated for your victory.I wish my amazing Self-MOC wasn't broken. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted. It remains whole, and you post it. However, it wasn't as good as you thought. Everyone on BZP ridicules it and you, ashamed, never visit BZP again. I wish christmas trees didn't lose all their needles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, now they lose all their branches.I wish I had a pet dragon that will grow no bigger than 3 feet in size and won't hurt anyone. Edited January 21, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, but it destroys a city I wish not to assassinated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, they break your bones instead.I wish I had cosplay supplies. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted. You are now able to cosplay as the Pokémon Stunfisk. I wish for a jelly filled donut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted. It's spoiled.I wish I had cosplay supplies for Red Savarin and/or Sasuke Uchiha. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted,but they become permament and you cant remove them,especially the metal spiky parts of the suit. i wish i had a purple lego brick. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, it cracks.I wish I could turn Super Saiyan. Edited January 21, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted.you become a saiyan and die with the rest of them. i wish i had a green lantern ring. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, it's a cheap replica.I wish I had a Chaos Emerald. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) granted,its an expensive replica which brainwashes you. i wish i had a million wishes. Edited January 21, 2013 by stargatestaticTH Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, you have a million millionths of a wish.I wish my Chaos Emerald didn't brainwash me. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted.it breaks and showers you with near unlimited energy,imploding you. i wish i was orange Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, everyone thinks your a freak.I wish I could create a Genki-Dama. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted,you accidentally shoot yourself in the face with it. i wish i had a lightsaber Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted you kill yourself I wish to have the metal gear rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted.you get stomped on. i wish i had raidens suit. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted but i steal it I wish i was raiden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, you get killed.I wish I could use Chaos Control. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted you kill every one I wish i was solid snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 granted.you are now a frozen viper. i wish i were a bionicle. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, you're an inanimate toy.I wish I could go to Ravnica, the City Plane. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, you begin to miss the touch of grass and trees, and eventually lost your mind. I wish for pizza. Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted, its plastic I wish to be Big Boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Granted. You own a small corporation and you are also the fattest man alive. I wish I had my own video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Granted, it's terrible I wish to be Big Boss from Metal Gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Granted, you die.I wish I could travel to Shiv, BEFORE Teferi suspended it in space and time. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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