Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 granted.you get suspended in space-time. i wish i had the ability to do a trollface. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Granted, it stays that way I wish to write my own comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Granted. However, you are accused of plagiarism. I wish that all fictional animals were part octopus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Granted, now there're part squid I wish to be in a cool video game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, it's so cool it freezes and never works.I wish I could complete the MOC I'm working on right now faster. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, it crumples due to the fast messy work I wish I could save the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) Granted. You catch a falling globe. With your face. I wish all vegetables were shaped like Abraham Lincoln's head. Edited January 24, 2013 by Dralcax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, they taste terrible considering he's more than a 100 years old I wish to be a Bionicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted. You are an inanimate plastic toy. I wish it was summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, you die of stroke in the record-breaking heat.I wish Papercutz printed BIONICLE Graphic Novel #10. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted but it sets on fire. I wish for pie-flavoured pie. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted. See my earlier response to this wish, then add constant Water Torture.I wish for fun. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, you now have Freakish Unicorn Nonsense, and everyone makes fun of you for the rest of your life.I wish I had a statue of a Dragon. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Its a toy. I wish for me to do my homework with perfect grades. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Your homework consumes your entire life. You don't have time for anything else, not even eating and sleeping. So one day, you drop dead from exhaustion.I wish for chicken flavoured chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) Granted, and desert is Pie Flavored Pie, which you are forced to eat for the rest of your life.I wish I had a fully operational Mobile Suit Gundam Exia. Edited January 24, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted. But all it does is make bitter coffee.I wish bitter coffee machines wouldn't be named after stuff from Syfy books/movies/games. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, there now named after poisonous plants. I wish I didn't drop dead from exhaustion. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, but now you drop dead from feeling good.I wish for an axe. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, your new axe falls from the sky... And hits you in the head.I wish my Gundam Exia did something other than make bitter coffee. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, now it makes bitter tea I wish to be a rapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, you're awful.I wish I was an Izzet mage. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted but you're blown up by a nuke. I wish for high quality Sips.co dirt. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted. Your pie flavored pie is full of dirt. I wish for a giant beanstalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Granted. Your pie flavored pie is full of dirt. I wish for a giant beanstalkGranted, but a giant is at the top and it eats you. I wish my wish was not corruptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the wish granting computer is unable to comprehend the coding of your wish. It believes the "not corruptible" cladding is a virus and deletes it, and because your wish is corruptible again, you end up getting nothing because you wished for nothing.I wish that I had a giant Teddy bear. Edited January 26, 2013 by Constructman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Oh... clever... Granted, but your teddy bear is so large that it crushes your house. I wish the new Smash Bros. was out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, but because development was rushed, it sucks.I wish how to play Ridley's theme from Metroid on the piano. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, but as you play it Ridley comes to fight you as he does in Metroid. I wish Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon would be the best game ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, but it gets canceled I wish for a chocolate waterfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted. I charge in armed with Sub machine guns an commandeer your waterfall. My chocolate.I wish for non corrupt politicians. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, now there are corrupt soldiers I wish to take back my chocolate waterfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, but before you can eat anything I take ot back and totally devour all your chocolate.I wish for A. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, a giant "A" made of stone is dropped on your head.I wish that we could colonize space already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, the colony space stations malfunction and implode killing everyone in them, which coincidently includes you.I wish I had an Imperialist Quantum Cascade Laser. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, it vaporizes you I wish to be a DJ. Like Deadmau5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, good luck with the lawsuit.I wish my Imperialist didn't vaporize me. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted. It melts you instead.I wish he wasn't melted. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Granted, so instead of him being melted, you are.I wish bionicle was brought back. Edited January 26, 2013 by X-G.12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, but the sets and story are as simple as Hero Factory. I wish BIONICLE would never come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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