Makuta of Time Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, it so sharp you cut off your fingers I wish to create my own comic here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 (edited) Granted, it's terrible.I wish I had ... a Dragon Ball. Edited January 30, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but you only have one and you don't have a radar. Good luck with finding the rest.I wish that a certain social networking site's app didn't crash on my iPod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but now it makes your ipod crash I wish to go breath Hawaiian Air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but you only get to breath spore filled air, and you die of an fungi infestation in your lungs.I wish I could make snow. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but you freeze to death I wish I could be a staff here on BZP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Granted. You are a stick on bzpower held by some random old guy. I wish I had an iPad. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) Granted, it's broken and has an expired warranty.I wish I had a life sized, fully operational Gundam Exia. Edited January 31, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Granted, you don't know how to operate it I wish I was a staff member on BZPower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Granted, but you ate a bad one.I wish everyone knew about the --CENSORED BECAUSE OF RULES-- Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Granted. However, in spreading the word about it, you are banned for bypassing the word filter once for every one of the 47,868 members. I wish the BZP mobile skin wasn't incompatible with just about every board feature/addon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 It is now compatible with three, all of them obsolete addons that people never use. I wish people would join the Alien Conquest and Ninjago RPGs. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Granted. Every single noob on BZP flocks to those RPGs, flooding them with overpowered, unapproved characters, godmodding in all ICs and spamming in all OOCs. I wish for a dodgeball that always floats three feet off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Granted. You're opponents lie flat on the ground, completely safe.I wish for a sword. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 granted. you recieve a bucket full of hot molten metal. who said it had to be made? I wish that I could MOC like LordOblivion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Granted. LO starts to MoC badly.I wish for people to read my fanfics. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Granted and they hate it. I wish for more comments on my MOCs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted. They all say "You stink".I wish we all were nicer. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted, but now you wish we weren't I wish to create a parody of Show Me A Sign, Superior Natural Style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted, but it stinks.I wish for a better laptop. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted it crashes I wish to be in a dream I wish I can have forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted. It's a nightmare.I wish people would make short, simple wishes. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted, but after this post, they start up again.I wish I had a kunai. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted. A kunai is embedded in your skull.I wish for a giant helium balloon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted, but it pops.I wish I had the ability to gain abilities. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 (edited) granted.you gain the ability to blow up,and explode. i wish that the wish i wished was for wishes to wish for (the corrupt-a-wish game is the new sensation thats sweeping the nation!*) (*if by "sensation,"i mean "fun game" and by "nation" i mean "my and my friends' schools") Edited February 2, 2013 by stargatestaticTH Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Granted, the following confusion causes multiple alternate dimensions and time paradoxes, and in despair your psyche simply snaps and you are sent to a sanitarium for the rest of your life.I wish I had a Red Savarin's stun gunblade. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Granted. You accidently stun yourself and you fall off a cliff.I wish for more wishes. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 3, 2013 Share Posted February 3, 2013 Granted. However, they are all wishes for terrorists to nuke your house. I wish all animals were replaced by their Pokemon equivilant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted. A Snorlax crushes you.I wish for a pet fish. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Your mom flushes it down the toilet. It spends the next twenty years in the sewers growing into a giant monster. Then, it reemerges, wreaking havoc on the town.I wish that vampires would party rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted; next morning your alarm clock is accompanied by a chorus of "Everyday I'm shuffl-AAAUUUGH I'M ON FIRE" I wish COT posts counted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dionaea muscipula Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted. They count as negative posts. I wish I had a mechanical arm. Quote Flies. Om Nom Nom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted, its rusty. I wish for Nanoblocks to be on sale in Britain. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted, but they're 300% more expensive.I wish I could fly. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted. Your bronze wings melt when you fly to close to the sun.I wish to be a transformer. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted, are the size of the toys, however, and can only transform into a 1x1 LEGO brick.I wish I could use Alchemy(Fullmetal Alchemist style). Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted, you blow your house up I wish I was at the Super Bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted, you fall onto the field and get trampled by football players before getting sued for the cancellation of the rest of the game.I wish my house didn't blow up. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Granted; instead, the bank forecloses it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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