Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you accidentally maximize the difficulty. I wish I were a conjurer. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you summon a Warbeast and, without you controlling it do to your lack of skill with your newfound powers, it goes wild and kills you.I wish I was Chaor. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you are slain. I wish I were a master invulnerable conjurer who wasn't hated by anyone and could not be trapped or sent to other dimensions. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, everyone loves you so much, you are killed when the Paparazzi tramples you.I wish I had a replica of The Master Sword. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, everyone loves you so much, you are killed when the Paparazzi tramples you.(INVULNERABLE) Granted, it's made of card board. I wish I had a katana. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Makuta of Time Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, but it's Raiden's so he kills you I wish for a Bionicle Parody of Halem Shake Quote
Wazdakka Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the Grammar (and Spelling) Nazi comes in and plugs you for spelling Harlem as 'Halem' I wish I had a jetpack that wouldn't explode or run out of fuel or light me on fire or make me lose control. Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I had more than 37 posts... Edited February 21, 2013 by Wazdakka Quote Wants: 2003 Jaller (from Jaller and Gukko), Exo-Toa, Turaga Nuju, Turaga Vakama, Shadow Kraata, Axonn, Brutaka, Vezon & Fenrakk, Nocturn, ORANGE FIKOU. I got rid of my picture, are you happy?
Makuta of Time Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, but you can't use it. I wish for a Bionicle parody of Home by 3 days grace Quote
Dapper-Sama Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, but then you wake up. I wish I had Daedric armor. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 *Googles* (Wow, that looks cool. O.O)Granted, but it shatters into pieces, leaving you disfigured for the rest of your life.I wish for a Great Huna that actually works. Quote .
Wordmeister Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted. It works for negative twelve seconds.I wish that corruption wasn't so confusing. Quote Rock Bottom
Vakama-san Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, it's even MORE confusing.I wish I had the first volume of Fullmetal Alchemist. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, but it's in book-form. The book has half of the pages missing and is printed in Japanese. I wish I knew more than one word of Japanese("artist" is the one I know) Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Harakiri = "Suicide". Granted, you now know one more.I wish I had access to a completely free Japanese course. Quote .
Kopekemaster Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 You get it. Then you can only speak Japanese and none of your friends understands you.I wish Bionicle was still going (cliche, I know). Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music)
ZOMBI3S Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 GRANTED! But it get more and more convoluted to the point where no one can understand how anything relates to anything, and you look back at early 2011 thinking, 'man...I wish bionicle would've ended back then.' I wish I was kid cudi Quote REVIEW TOPIC
Dapper-Sama Posted February 21, 2013 Posted February 21, 2013 Granted, the real thing kills you, shouting, "Impostor!" I wish for Nord Mead. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Wordmeister Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, but you hats it.I wish for Strawberry Pie. Quote Rock Bottom
Vakama-san Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Granted, but after the first bite, it becomes Pie-flavored Pie, and that doesn't taste very good, does it, Precious?I wish I had the original Makuta set. Edited February 22, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote .
Makuta of Time Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, but he comes to life and kills you I wish they made a second season of Outlaw Star Quote
Vakama-san Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, they completely ruin it.I wish Teridax didn't come to life and kill me. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, Gigayas does. I wish I could write good jokes. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Dralcax Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, but you are the only one who finds them funny. I wish Professor Oak would let me ride my bike indoors Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, you can now ride your bike indoors. It goes quite fast though, faster than it should, so you always risk crashing into things or knocking over stuff and/or people. You are also not wearing a helmet, so I'd be careful with that if I were you... I wish I had a pet unicorn. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Vakama-san Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, it thrusts it's magical horn right into you, and you cease to exist.I wish I had a real GN-002 Gundam Dynames. Quote .
Lemony Lepid Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 GRANTED:You get one, but Tanama from Sargent frog spat in it. I wish I was my character from my Loganto comics (which you should check out) and had the exact same things as my character. and me and my friends were all invincible. and we would be in a much more highly detailed form and looked good. And it was not a dream. Quote ~~
Vakama-san Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, but being invincible doesn't mean you can't go insane, and, coincidentally, that's what happens to you.I wish Tanama didn't spit in my Gundam Dynames. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 22, 2013 Posted February 22, 2013 Granted, he spits on you instead. I wish I had mind-control powers, not from a Komau. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted, but they're extremely poor.I wish I was a Saiyan. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted, Frieza finds and kills you. I wish I had superb marksmanship with the kunai. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted, but it's only superb in comparison to an infant.I wish I was a Vedalken. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, Yoshimitsu steals your teeth. I wish the next person didn't corrupt my wish. Edited February 23, 2013 by Dude w/ a Hat Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted, but you said "didn't", so your wish is still corrupted.I wish I had a working Saiyan pod. Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted, it explodes. I wish I had a l4z0r. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 (edited) (I thought L33t was against BZP's rules...)Granted, but it's so powerful it incinerates your entire town.I wish I had the character Kamui Katsuragi's gravity-defying hair. Edited February 23, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote .
Canis Lycaon Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted. Someone kills you because they think you are an alien. I wish that every non-noobish, non-spammer member of BZPower joined my RPG. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now?
Dapper-Sama Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted. Everybody else joins, too. I wish I didn't fill up every topic in COT as frequently. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 23, 2013 Posted February 23, 2013 Granted, you do it more frequently.I wish I had Hakann's mental blast ability. Quote .
Lemony Lepid Posted February 24, 2013 Posted February 24, 2013 granted...you can, but you can only fire it from your butt. I wish everyone on BZPower will think im epic and enjoy my comics Quote ~~
Vakama-san Posted February 24, 2013 Posted February 24, 2013 Granted, but they enjoy it so little you could almost say they hate them.I wish I could use alchemy like in Fullmetal Alchemist. Quote .
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