Makuta of Time Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted, now the BZPRPG page closes I wish I had the week off Quote
Dralcax Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted. You break your head open and you are hospitalized for a week. I wish my school had moving sidewalks installed in the hallways Quote
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 granted,they move so fast,they smash everyone into the walls,severely injuring or killing everyone. i wish i lived on spherus magna. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll.
Dralcax Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted. You are quickly squished by a falling 4 million foot tall robot whose head just got smashed in. I wish I would win the BBCC Quote
BZP-tan Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted, but your prize explodes, crippling half your body. I wish to have a job at google Quote My name is Riru. Fear me! Muhahahahaha....... wait, did I say that out loud? 92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.
Dralcax Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted. You are a janitor. I wish for a Wocket in my pocket Quote
Dapper-Sama Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted, it asphyxiates. I wish I were awesome. Quote Morally unambiguous.
BZP-tan Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted, but aliens kidnap you and proform experiments to see what makes you awesome, killing you in the end. I wish I had over 9000 pancakes Quote My name is Riru. Fear me! Muhahahahaha....... wait, did I say that out loud? 92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.
Dapper-Sama Posted February 18, 2013 Posted February 18, 2013 Granted, these pancakes crush and kill you. I wish I were Dovahkiin. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Hitoshura Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, but you end up killing yourself with your powers (I just googled Dovakiin cuz I didn't know what it was).I wish no one ever hacked BZP at all. Quote profiles
Vakama-san Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, now they hack every other site on the Internet.I wish I had a Kiln Fiend for a pet. Quote .
Wordmeister Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted. One day you forget to feed it and it eats you.I wish he wasn't eaten. Quote Rock Bottom
Canis Lycaon Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, you are eaten instead. I wish for intentionally vague stuff. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now?
Dapper-Sama Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) Granted, it's so vague you can't even tell if it is or not. I wish I didn't FUS-RO-DAH myself. Edited February 19, 2013 by Dude w/ a Hat Quote Morally unambiguous.
Canis Lycaon Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) Since you did not make a wish, nothing happens. At all. You go insane from the boringness. I wish for a pet wolf. EDIT: I ninja'd you with an edit. So, too late! Edited February 19, 2013 by Canis Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now?
Vakama-san Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, it eats you and any other living thing in your home.I wish the next Hobbit movie would come out already. Quote .
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Since it comes out so soon, they rushed to edit it and the special effects look like they're from the 60s, and it's paced horribly. Everyone hates it, and they lost millions of dollars, thus deciding that it's not worth it to release the third. I wish my iPod worked properly. =) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
Vakama-san Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, it works perfectly for 60 seconds, then it breaks.I wish the next english dubbed episode of Cardfight!! Vanguard was out. Quote .
Hitoshura Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, but they messed it up so bad that it was postponed...to 100 years later.I wish that I could go back to sleep. Quote profiles
Dralcax Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, you sleep... FOREVERI wish every iPhone app was free Quote
Vakama-san Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 Granted, but you can't download anything.I wish I had enough money to preorder a booster box of the next Magic: the Gathering set, "Dragon's Maze". Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 19, 2013 Posted February 19, 2013 (edited) Granted, but Shipping/Handling is too much for you to pay for. I wish I weren't Ninja'd Edited February 19, 2013 by Dude w/ a Hat Quote Morally unambiguous.
Canis Lycaon Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you are samurai'd. A bunch of samurai break into your house, destroy everything, kill every living thing in your house and leave. I wish for the LEGO RPG to have more non-noob, noon-spammer people. (Not that it does right now, that was just to make my wish harder to corrupt.) Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now?
Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, but there are three times as many noobs, spammers and the like as a result. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Wordmeister Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Your lack of a wish gets you killed by the noons and spammers you used to corrupt Canis' wish.I wise I was not eaten. Quote Rock Bottom
Makuta of Time Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted you get trucked (football term for hard tackle) I wish I didn't have to control my mind. Quote
Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, somebody else does it for you. I wish I were invulnerable. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Makuta of Time Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted but now people hate you I wish to release the shadow within me Quote
Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, Gigayas pays you a visit at 2:00 in the morning. [Google...if you dare!] Quote Morally unambiguous.
Makuta of Time Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 I wish I wasn't awakened by him Quote
Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you're fully awake when he comes by. I wish for awesomeness. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Vakama-san Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, you get Awesomeness; then you are destroyed by the Awesomeness.I wish I could understand people better. Edited February 20, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote .
Dapper-Sama Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you are utterly disgusted at what you find. I wish I didn't blow up every other wish. Quote Morally unambiguous.
Wordmeister Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, you implode every wish.I wish I could implode. Quote Rock Bottom
Dralcax Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) Granted. You implode just as you propose to your love interest.I wish for a destroyed chocolate chip cookie Edited February 20, 2013 by Dralcax Quote
Vakama-san Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, but the pieces blow away in the wind, never to be seen again.I wish my cat didn't throw up on things. Quote .
ZOMBI3S Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted. Your cat now throws down on things. I wish for a good time... Quote REVIEW TOPIC
Hitoshura Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, but the good time lasts for only a second.I wish my annoying brother would leave me alone forever (I don't have any other siblings, so don't try of using it against me). Quote profiles
Vakama-san Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted, but your parents do the same, and, out of sheer loneliness, you commit Harakiri(suicide).I wish I had a COMPLETELY tamed dragon for a pet. Quote .
Dralcax Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Granted. It is so tame that it absolutely refuses to sleep anywhere but next to you in your bed at night. Unfortunately, it has various spikey protrusions. I wish for the cheat codes to life Quote
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