Wordmeister Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Granted, but you aren't very good at it. You end up blowing yourself up. That hurts, precious, it hurts!I wish for no more work. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) Granted. Nobody works, causing every nations' economy to collapse, plunging the entire world in to a state of anarchy. Wars break out, terrorists cause numerous deaths, and the entire planet soon dies. Everything, absolutely everything withers, fades, and vanishes, never to be seen again.I wish I had a dollar. Edited February 24, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Granted. You get a rabid mutant sand dollar that eats your face. I wish people would use the word "literally" correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 granted, but then you start to use it incorrectly. I wish for a complete understanding of Teridax's plot. Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, you find it so disturbing, you seek help for it. You enter the self-help section, never to be seen again.... I wish I were an Argonian. I could be named, Gathikus the Red! Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, but since you said you "could" be named "Gathikus the Red", instead you are named "Slaveen the Green".I wish I was a Mipedian. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, people think you're me. Taking advantage of this, you try to break into a general store. You are caught. I wish I were Gathikus the Red. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, but you get killed and are renamed "Gathikus the Bloody [NOPE!] of dumm dumms" I wish I was in the bionicle universe and had lots of friends and had a perfect life. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, people grow jealous. One day, you are killed by an assassin. I wish I weren't dead. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, but the only reason your alive is because Liliana Vess reanimated you. You are then sacrificed to cast a spell.I wish the next poster would google "Mipedian". Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Granted, they suck. I wish I were capable of lucid dreaming. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but you have the type of lucid dreaming where, even though you know it's a dream, you can't do anything about it. Oh yeah, did I mention they're all nightmares?I wish Dude w/ a Hat liked Mipedians. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 He does, but then forgets what that is. I wish bulita would make me a great being. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, the Bhakarai hunt you for your back skin. I wish Vakama-san didn't corrupt my wish. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but I DO! MWAHAHAHAHA. I wish my previous wishes was and never will be corrupted. and they worked. (trying to break the system here!) Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but since you said "was" instead of "were", your wish is still corrupted, along with every other wish you ever wished and every wish you wish to wish, and you never get a single wish properly granted for the rest of your life.I wish I had a Starscream Transformer. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, you get a hoagie sandwich with a sticker saying, "starscream" I wish I were a greybeard. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, you're now an old man with a grey beard.I wish I didn't have a hoagie sandwich. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, it becomes a 5 Dollar Foot Long. I wish FebruAny lasted until Christmas. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) Granted, but due to supply issues they can't fulfill their sale, and the go out of business.I wish I had 4 copies of Domri Rade. Edited February 26, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, your parents disown you because of it. I wish I didn't just say that. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but you say it again immediately afterward.I wish I could travel to Innestrad, AFTER Avacyn's return. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but you die soon afterward. wish my previous wishes were and never can be corrupted. and they worked. (trying to break the system here!) Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, your previous wishes are now as you stated...but this wish and all others to come will be corrupted with corruption like you've never seen before.I wish I could control Phazon. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd! granted, however, you can't control the direction and you kill someone.I wish for Portal 2 to finish updating Edited February 26, 2013 by Strackkorotus Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, it finishes incompletely, and every time you try to play it it freezes.I wish I had complete control over Phazon. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, yet Dark Samus is still alive, and you are corrupted immediately after coming into contact with your element. I wish I could tell you that the the brain does not notice the the two 'the's. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but my brain has seen this sentence so many times already that it checks every word twice. Or I am a robot and have no -organic- brain, that would be possible, too...Anyways, the the two the's are not that that easy to to overlook. I wish I were immortal, and already used to seeing everyone else die which means I wouldn't turn insane because of that. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, you illogically become insane from being immortal.I wish I was a Toa of Phazon. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, Samus mistakes you for a Seed Guardian and pumps missiles down your throat. I wish I were an intangible mass of liquid. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, the Ghostbusters capture you.I wish I had all seven Dragon Balls. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 granted. you get over powered and blown up (if that can happen. not much of a Dragon Ball Z guy) I wish I had a Tardis. Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but it malfunctions and sends you to the end of the world right before the sun fries it.I wish Strackkorotus was a fan of Dragon Ball. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kooler186 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) Would not be granted like Poronga said, he chooses not to be summoned, therefore he chooses not to accept the wish towards him. I wish I could be a BIONICLE. Edited February 26, 2013 by Kooler186 Quote Bionicle Alternate Dimensions: http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=8823^ Review: http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=8837My MOC: Artakha Droid http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr215/kooler186/ArtakhaDroid_zpsa773a406.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 granted. you are now the word BIONICLE. I wish for a jetwing prime. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 You end up on the planet Jetwing Prime. Goodluck getting off. I wish i was a Yautja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Granted, but it's a terrible conversation piece as no one knows what that is. I wish my chief character weren't named for a character in an anime. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Granted, it's named after a character from the worst toddler's show ever.I wish I was an Elven Biomancer. Edited February 27, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneroth Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 You are now a cartoon drawing of an Elven Biomancer.Have fun with that. I wish for 1 million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 granted. it's monopoly money. I wish to have the power of GLaDOS Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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