Wordmeister Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, but you are forced to suffer the same fate as you did then.I wish I was in control of LEGO. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 You are but you acendently sign a conraht to be MegaBloks boss and you resign from Lego. But while you are boss of megabloks you are shot and go to heaven. But you take the wrong door and you walk into and you have to suffer the smae fate as me when I asked for pie-favoured pie. And then you are eaten by an enderman. I wish for blu-tack this X-mas. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, you get a tack that's blue, and nothing else. I wish I could afford anything I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted. You can afford them, but are barred from buying them by the government.I wish I had the Triforce. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted. It blows you up.I wish I had a lightsaber. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself.I wish all prejudice would stop. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Being Velika Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, but nobody can get along. I wish I wasn't a great Being. Quote I like BZP so much, I named my Minecraft account Dimensioneer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, everyone else is a GB except for you. I wish my post count worked correctly. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, but people pelt you with rotten tomatoes when you walk down the street for ripping off asdf movie. I wish I was a birdplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 You are now a plane inside of a bird. I wish he would get out of that bird! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Granted, but he attacks you because you put him there in the first place.I wish for awesomeness. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted, but I get it. I wish for pie (that has a more creative corruption than "Pie-flavored"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted. The pie is cake flavored and keeps getting in you're face.I wish pie was sentient. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted. It takes over the world and enslaves humanity. I wish humanity could overthrow our new Pie overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted, but the taste of pie is forever made bitter by the memories of war and oppression. I wish this coffee lasted forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted, but you can't stop drinking it and the more you drink it the worse it tastses. Eventually it becomes a poison and kills you. In the afterlife you are forced to drink that same coffee, though it never kills you because you're already dead, and eat Pie flavored Pie for eternity.I wish I wasn't obsessed with Pie flavored Pie. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control_Vee Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Your wish is granted, but now you find pie to be completely inedible. I wish that I had a dollar. Quote Sisen said:Let's focus on Snail! Snail is the bombdiggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted. But it's an uncirculated dollar and you are arrested.I wish for Bob. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted, a guy named Bob robs and kills you.I wish I had a book to read. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted. You are buried under a mountain of Twilight books. I wish for a shiny Pokemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted, it's so shiny you go blind.I wish I could slow and speed up time while retaining full control. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Actually, a shiny pokemon just means an alternate coloration Granted. You slow down or speed up as well, so you percieve everything the same way anyways I wish for a pokemon of the alternate color scheme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 You stole this from me. Granted, but you accidentally trade it for a Magikarp that has a glitched Everstone that you can't remove. I wish that the corruption of this wish had a positive result. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 No, actually. I haven't been following this thread consistently so you might have said it already, but whatever. Granted. You test positive for HIV. I wish for a jetpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control_Vee Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Your jetpack launches early and flies off into space, never to be seen again. I wish for a tree. Quote Sisen said:Let's focus on Snail! Snail is the bombdiggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted. It crashes into your house. I wish I had a pie-flavored pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Granted. This creates a paradox that implodes the universe. 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Hordaki Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Granted, but you have so many wishes you spend the rest of your life sorting through them. I wish for an alternative for pie-flavored pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That alternative is cake flavored cake, which creates an even bigger paradox.I wish for infinity wishes so that I could wish for anything I wanted no matter how many wishes I have left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted, but then people mob you cause they want you to wish stuff to help them.I wish for pudding flavored pudding. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted. You get unflavored pudding, which is disgusting.I wish for a lucky penny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted, but when you pick it up you get hit by a bus. I wish people would realize that pie-flavored pie is just pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Denied. It isn't.I wish for Santa to get stuck in a chimney. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 GRanted, and Christmas is cannecelled. And then you ask for coffee but you can't stop drinking it and the more you drink it the worse it tastses. Eventually it becomes a poison and kills you. In the afterlife you are forced to drink that same coffee, though it never kills you because you're already dead, and eat Pie flavored Pie for eternity. I wish for pi-flavored pie. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted. It never ends, so you are forced to keep eating it infinitely and you become morbidly obese.I wish for a glass of water that is half empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted, but it's poisoned.I wish I had 3 more copies of 'Thunder Break Dragon'. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted. They burn up.I wish I made more descriptive corruptions. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted. They are so long that you are stuck typing until your hand muscles are so sore they literally selfdestruct. (For you biology nerds out there, lactic acid destroyed them) I wish someone would quote this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted, but they mix it up so bad you are forced to become a hermit because you are so embarrassed.I wish TV didn't have commercials. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Granted. With no advertising dollars, all your favorite shows go bankrupt. I wish for 10,000 supporters on Cuusoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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