The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the change is so subtle that sometimes you find yourself wondering whether it has actually come true or not.

 

I wish I could read other peoples' minds.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you were extremely clumsy to begin with. Not much changed.I wish had an Great Olmak I could use.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you end up like Vezon and you travel between dimensions for eternity.

 

I wish for my life to go on as it should.

[Klak]

It does, but you now live on a planet where everyone does things you hate.

 

I wish those people would leave Deltastriker alone!

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted. However, you said nothing about those evil alien bounty hunters that kill everyone with the letter D in their online username...

 

I wish speleogenesis by elephants was easier to understand.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but people think you're weird.I wish for those bounty hunters to die!

[Timelady Gallade]

Granted, but they turn into BONE hunters when you kill them.

 

 

I wish 4 my Dota 2 beta key.

[Ixius Uberius Maximus]

granted, but the game is gLitChY, and everyone ganks you, so you rage quit.

i wish my i could learn via osmosis, or something like that.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but scientists disect you because of it.I wish people weren't do eager to kill me.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, now there just eager to put you in a grave.

 

I wish I had all the Bionicle books.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted. You now have all of the Bionicle books...in Mandarin. Have fun with that.

 

I wish I knew how to read, write, and speak Mandarin.

[Timelady Gallade]

You learn Derpsperk by mistake.

 

 

 

I wish I had some Pie flavored pie.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but since Pie isn't a flavor it's bland, and you can't eat anything else ever again. You commit suicide to end the torture, only to be forced to eat the Pie flavored Pie in the afterlife for eternity. You beg Hades to free you from the torment, and he agrees to it. However, he forces you to stare at the Pie flavored Pie for eternity, but you can't eat it. You finally blow yourself into nothingness, ending your torment. Your soul dissolves, and you know nothing more for eternity.

 

I wish for people to stop finding loopholes to corrupt my wishes.

[Ixius Uberius Maximus]

granted, but Mantax runs up and punches you in the face for no reason.

 

i wish i was was an ubersauce gamer.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it causes you to suffer the same fate that I gave helryx280 in my last post.I wish to eat food normally.

[Ichthys]

You eat food normally, but it's not normal food; giant african grubs, squirming and stuff, with salt and pepper, and a squirt of lemon.

 

I wish my wish would be corrupted

[Wordmeister]

Granted.I wish that someone will explain the sentence "I am lying"to me.

[Ichthys]

Somebody explains it to you, but they lie about it.

 

I wish homework was outlawed.

[Voxumo]

granted but now that homework is outlawed all the work you would have been doing at home is now required to be done at school and due to the amount of work school days are lengthened and many fail to finish their work in school and fail.

 

i wish that i could control the powers of shadow and ice giving me great control over alaska since it is the land of ice and shadows

[Timelady Gallade]

Denied.

 

 

 

 

I wish for my wish not to corrupted.

Edited December 6, 2012 by helryx280

[Voxumo]

granted but due to the wording of your wish this wish is not corrupted but you wasted your wish

 

i wish people would pay attention to the rules of this game

Denied.

 

 

 

 

I wish for my wish not to corrupted.

and really i mean denied that's not even how you play this game you have to corrupt the wish of the previous person

[Wordmeister]

Are you from Mars or something? DEN-IED!I wish that people would just try to have fun on here.

Edited December 6, 2012 by DeltaStriker

[Ixius Uberius Maximus]

granted but EVERYONE ON THE PLANET focuses on whats fun, not whats right, leading to a dystopia of selfishness... great job ruining the world.

 

i wish i was good at math... inconcievable as that may be.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Granted but in the process you forget everything else. Science facts, social skills, even family birthdays. You basically turn into a big, walking computer.

 

I wish I could read a book and remember everything it told me.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you absorb to much knowledge and your brain explodes, and your are force to suffer the same punishment as the 'Pie flavored Pie' fellow up there, only you have to do it with the feeling that your head is exploding, but it never does.

 

I wish I could be nicer when corrupting people's wishes.

[Timelady Gallade]

You end up accepting wishs thus your are banned from the game.

[avmatoran]

You never made a wish, so you are banned from the game.I wish people wouldn't be so mean to me.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you suffer the same fate as every person I have granted a wish for, and you also have to do it for infinity to the infinityth power eons. Goodbye, as we will never see you again

 

WHY MUST I BE SO MEAN??? <----(That is my wish, FWI)

[Taka Nuvia]

I don't think that last line of your post doesn't really count as a wish because you didn't really specify what you wished for. :/

 

However, today's member of the DemonicWishFulfilling-Corporation has decided to be a friendly wish-fulfiller for a change, so your statement is interpreted as the wish to be more friendly when corrupting other members' wishes.

 

And so it shall be. You are offered a job at the DemonicWishFulfilling-Corporation, in the friendly-granting department. Sadly you're alone there, but at least you figured out how to kindly grant and corrupt wishes. I hope you're enjoying your new work, making people smile and bringing happiness to their lives with posts in this topic, because once you start working at the DemonicWishFulfilling-Corporation, you are bound to work there for all eternity.

 

But at least your corruptions aren't mean anymore!

 

~

 

I wish more people were working in the friendly-granting department of the DemonicWishFulfilling-Corporation. :3

 

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Edit: Guys, please. Having a wish denied is disappointing, and not really the point of this game. And it's not like every wish necessarily as to end with death. There are many other possibilities... let's just all try to be nice to each other, okay? :3

Edited December 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia ~ Demon Jester

[Voxumo]

granted but they are not very good at their jobs and thus they had to be fired

 

i wish that i could control the powers of shadow and ice giving me great control over alaska since it is the land of ice and shadows

[CeeCee]

granted but they are not very good at their jobs and thus they had to be fired

 

i wish that i could control the powers of shadow and ice giving me great control over alaska since it is the land of ice and shadows

 

Granted, but Alaska gets a permanently head wave, melting all the ice. It also gets flattened completely so there are no shadows.

 

I wish I could slow down time.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you can't speed it back up so you are locked in a place where everyone stays in slow motions.I wish for this wish to be denied.

[Ixius Uberius Maximus]

denied... wait... i meant to corrupt this, but i didnt, but... AAAARRGGHH!!!

(your head explodes for no readily apparent reason)

there we go! propperly corrupted!

 

i wish i was as smart as Isaac Newton, and Albert Einstien COMBINED! TIMES TWO!

[Timelady Gallade]

Accepted.

 

 

 

I wish to have infinite cookies!

[Peach 00]

Granted, but you end up eating too many cookies to the point that you become overweight (yep, had to use the politically correct term before somebody got on my case) and are unable to manuever towards the cookie jar that spawns your infinite cookie supply.

 

I wish I could play the old Nintendo SNES games.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and you realize that they aren't just good - they're absolutely fantastic, and everything you ever wished for. The only problem is that they take up a horrible lot of your time. The majority, to be precise.

But at least you're having fun, right? =D

 

I wish for a magical adventure in a perfect universe where magic is possible and dreams can come true.

[Klak]

You have this magical adventure, and your dreams come true, but it gets tedious, as nothing goes wrong ever.

 

I wish something would happen!

[Constructelf]

That something is the apocalypse.I wish that I could sing opera.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but your really bad at it.I wish I had a Dermis Turtle.

[avmatoran]

Granted, but it's made out of your dermis. Your skin falls apart, and with nothing binding you together, you fall apart and are forced to live life as a puddle of green goo.

 

I wish that I could control matter.