The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Chro]

What is Black Friday? I don't know what you're talking about. Did it ever exist? The apparent mental paradox caused by the lack of a day between yesterday and tomorrow drives everyone crazy.I wish my feet weren't sore. (Please say something more original than "oh no your feet got cut off" or whatever.)

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but then your feet go on strike because they can't cause you pain.I wish for all inappropriate movies to be destroyed!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but sadly the entity that grantes wishes today deems all movies inappropriate, simply for the fact that they are movies. Such things shouldn't exist - and woosh, they don't anymore. No more movies, EVER.I wish for an anti-wish.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it causes your brain to malfunction and you turn into Joker.I wish for nothing.

[Constructelf]

A big blob of nothing is dropped on your head and disentigrates you.I wish that I had every known superpower.

[Overlord]

Having every known superpower causes each power to cancel one of your other powers out, leaving you with an inability to do any one thing at once.I wish I had a blog, plain and simple, with no posts already on it.~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but nobody knows about said blog and you get -5,000,000 hits because of a glitch. And the blog smells bad.I wish for our nation to return to its roots and be mature and all that.

[Overlord]

It returns to its roots both literally and metaphorically, and becomes an underground British colony. :PI wish that cloud-seeding actually worked.~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you could never do it while everyone else could.I wish that people understood by what I meant by 'roots'.

[Overlord]

Just like me, they understand what you mean but don't actually acknowledge it, so the result is the same as if they didn't know. :PI wish people understood what I meant by anything.~

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[Wordmeister]

--Request Denied--I wish for my computer to be new instead of ancient.

[StrobeFlashLite]

The ancient computer gods of ZX-IIGS will frown upon you, and give you an even OLDER computer; a late Commodore Amiga.I wish I had a better vocabulary

Edited November 23, 2012 by StrobeFlashLite

[Overlord]

You utilize esoteric words and phrases that are not comprehended by the commonfolk that surround you. :PI wish I had infinite storage in my house.~

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[StrobeFlashLite]

Your house engulfs the entire universe.I wish I could fix my NES.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you regret it for the rest of your life because it goes berserk and destroys all of Europe.I wish for people to have at least SOME sense.

[Overlord]

They have 1 sense: touch.I wish I knew anything - not everything, but anything I needed to know when I needed to know it.~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're some sort of nerd and they shun you.I wish that stupid people would be arrested.

[Constructelf]

Everybody in the world is arrested because we're all stupid. Except for the scientists with IQs over 150 of course. We become their slaves.I wish that I could compose music faster.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, now you have no time to do anything else.I wish I had BIONICLE: Makuta's Guide to the Universe.

Edited November 23, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you are twisted by Makuta's evil ways and executed.I wish for every noob to be arrested.

[Overlord]

The world fills up with jails to house the uncounted multitudes of noobs.I wish I had a LEGO injection-plastic-molding machine to make my own parts with.~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted. However, I sympathize with you so much that I cannot corrupt your wish :)I wish for noobs to be blasted into space as soon as they're born.

[Overlord]

There are so many noobs born that they eventually clog up our solar system, block our sunlight, and indirectly kill everything on Earth.I wish I could control individual muscle fibers in my body, rather than just groups of them, so I could move less clumsily.~

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[Hordaki]

Granted, but only two fibers. You are know immobile.I wish i had a Wii U.

[Overlord]

It is defective, simple as that. You have to buy another.I wish I were a triumphant dead man.

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[Nanosuit User]

You are triumphant, BUT you were brought back to life, and given eternal torture, by listening to Justin Bieber, and Rebecca Black

[Wordmeister]

Um, you didn't wish for anything.I wish for BIONICLEs to become toy of the year.

[Overlord]

They are promptly forgotten by the next year and their status is none the better.I wish I didn't have a wish to corrupt.

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but therefore you don't really serve a purpose in this topic, other than being enslaved and turned into a wish-fulfilling entity because really, why should you post in here otherwise?Well, you're now stuck with granting people all of their wishes. FOREVER.I wish I were a magician.

Edited November 24, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but little kids are scared of you and always run away screaming whenever they see you.I wish for people to realize that the Clone Wars TV show is not for little kids.

Edited November 24, 2012 by DeltaStriker

[Overlord]

They go the opposite route and only allow octogenarians and older to watch it.I wish I could break down any image into layers.~

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but your layering algorithm is kind of wonky so you always end up with hundreds of them. I hope you don't mind searching for the one you actually wanted to use...I wish I had a magic sword.

[Overlord]

It has a mind of its own and you do what it wants. :PI wish I were able to digest tree leaves.~

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they taste really awful. Awful as in all the horrible things combined, with some menthol added for extra freshness. I doubt you'll ever get used to it, unless you drown them in hot chilli sauce. I wish for magical armour!

[Oblitus]

Granted, but its atomic instability creates a wormhole, which sends you 165 million years back in time.

Edited November 24, 2012 by Dinamic Vitalitate

[Taka Nuvia]

*sigh* no wish specified. You are now a cucumber.I wish I could change my haircolour at will.

[Overlord]

You are able to change it at will, but whenever you think of any color, that automatically becomes your hair color whether or not you wanted to specify it as such.I wish I had room to fit all my past signatures in my signature space...~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you take up almost three pages with one post.I wish for a noob to become my personal punching bag. (No offends intended)

[Hordaki]

Granted, but the noob happens to be a professional boxer and punches back.I wish noobs wouldn't get hated on so much.

[Wordmeister]

I can't grant that :SI wish I could use the force