The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[J46 Nui]

Firing your LAZOR safely required you to be a long distance from anyone else, so you are now stranded in the middle of a desert.Being the only intelligent thing on my lonely planet, I have declared myself its emperor. I now wish for some loyal subjects to keep me company.

[Constructelf]

They are the stupidest morons in the history of history so they cannot obey your will.I wish that I was a Miraluka

[J46 Nui]

You are a Miraluka with human eyes that can see, making you indistinguishable from a human.I wish my minions were smarter.

[PutYaGunsOn]

They're smarter. So much smarter, in fact, that they overthrow you with absolute minimal effort thanks to their newfound intelligence.I wish I was a Toa with an element of the corrupter's choice...though it can only be an element that a canon Toa can actually have.

[Geardirector]

Granted, you are a Toa of Magnetism. The Makuta assissinate you and hundreds of your brethren out of paranoia.I wish I was as famous as the guy in my sig

Edited November 15, 2012 by Geardirector

[Klak]

You are now as famous as Taynikma, which means not many people in BZPower recognize you, making many of them think you're just another guy.I wish people would recognize Geardirector's true fame!

[The Invisible Handman]

I'm pretty sure there's not enough magic in the world to do that.But if there was then, Geardirector is now ... infamous for all the naughty things he did as a kid.I wish the sports pile didn't stop getting taller.

[Miku Hatsune]

It gets so tall it knocks the moon out of orbit, causing a massive catastrophe. I wish i had a 1TB hard drive that could never fail.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it gets hacked and shorts, cracking in half and creating a void due to its power.I wish I had a pet Tahtorak.

[Constructelf]

It steps on you. Then it steps on the whole townI wish that I didn't keep losing fights in the BZPRPG.And in X-Men Darkest Days, and in Star Wars Oddyseys, and other TBRPGs.No, seriously, it's getting really upsetting.

Edited November 17, 2012 by Constructman

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, now you start losing in everything else.I wish I was 36 inches taller.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but now you bonk your head every time you walk through doorways.I wish Disney didn't buy Star Wars.

Edited November 19, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Chro]

It didn't. It's a conspiracy, both are owned by the government.I wish that my new toaster was smaller.

[Constructelf]

It's now as small as a lego brick.I wish that I was.

[Grantaire]

Unfortunately, since you 'was' instead of 'are', you no longer exist in the present; and since the present is the only time of actuality, you therefore cease to exist, dying a horrible death, and an even more horrible destruction of your soul. The end.I wish that love would never die, I wish that God would be forgiven. #lesmis.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. Problem is, since love can never die, that would mean hate can either, meaning God cannot be forgiven. A bigger problem is that was two wishes, so it is nullified and all is depleted, regardless of what I have already said.I wish my cheeseburger was alive, but was a vegan.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it grows rampant, eating every plant on the planet, leaving every one with no oxygen, and everyone dies.I wish they would release all six Toa Hagah on the 15th anniversary of Bionicle.

[Grantaire]

Granted, but diehard Bionicle fans are so repulsed that they form a terrorist group and invade Denmark, which makes such a negative bakclash against Bionicle that all hope of it return dies.I wish Hapori Dume's profile could still be accessed.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but only site admins can access it.I wish I was a Toa.

[Constructelf]

Makuta eats you for lunch.I wish that I was a Makuta.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but your not used to being made of anti-dermis, so you never notice your very being seeping out of a small gap in your armor, and you eventually die.I wish I had more volumes of Naruto.

Edited November 21, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted. You now over 100 volumes of Naruto...all heading straight for your vital organs at over the speed of sound. The question is not "can you dodge?" The question is, "Are you feeling lucky, punk?"I wish I could dodge bullets.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but as you dodge bullets, you get hit by rockets.I wish had a cookie.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, the cookie's chocolate chips are actually cyanide capsules.I wish I could dodge rockets and bullets and anything that might hurt me while I'm dodging said rockets and bullets.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you can't dodge falling into a pool of energized protodermis.I wish I had white Rahkshi leg pieces for my MOC.

Edited November 21, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but the full-size, living Rahkshi that you took them from aren't too happy...I wish Pluto was a planet again

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but now those other 'dwarf' planets are planets now too.I wish I had 4 copies of Grisalbrand.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it is poisoned.I wish for BIONICLE to come back.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it flies off shelves before you can get any.I wish could get this program on my computer to work.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it crashes your computer.I wish for LEGO to start think more about the fans instead of the money.

[Miku Hatsune]

The only fans then are fanGIRLS. I wish i had 10 computers.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but they all get viruses and crash whenever you turn them on.I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Nanosuit User]

Your wish has been rendered voidI wish for Bionicle to be revived

[Miku Hatsune]

Your request has been declined.I wish to be omnipresent.

[Constructelf]

You see a lot of things that are considered "classified" and as a result are attacked by every major security organization on the globe.I wish that I could write a symphony.

[Taka Nuvia]

     Granted, but it's a Symphony of Evil that is so beautiful that everyone who were to listen to it would die. So it's deadly beautiful.The real problem is that it's also infinite, and no matter what you try, you can't stop writing it. You write on and on and on for all eternity, for the symphony won't allow you to die before you have completed it.I wish I were a mathematical genius.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you spend your days making calculations, and you never get a life.I wish for there to be no more noobs.

[Chro]

The lack of noobs leads to the rise of a non-noob monopolization of everything on the internet, eventually forcing everyone else who isn't part of their regime offline.I wish Black Friday lines were shorter.

[Constructelf]

Granted. They're shorter by one person.I wish that virtual keyboards were easier to use (I always hit the wrong key)

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but then you become addicted and turn into a tech zombie.I wish for Black Friday to disappear.