The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Voxumo]

granted u find the perfect head but sadly a lego ark of the covenant is opened and the face of the head meltsI wish i could control the weather of alaska

[Geardirector]

Granted, but in return the backwater citizens of Alaske brand you a witch and burn you on the stake.I wish I could write faster

[Chro]

Your hand falls off.I wish Sandy would hurry up and start rainin'.

Granted, but in return the backwater citizens of Alaske brand you a witch and burn you on the stake.

You know, Voxumo's from Alaska.

[Voxumo]

sandy hurries up ad rains but the rain turns to acid and burn all those around ui wish i could know what is past a black hole

Granted, but in return the backwater citizens of Alaske brand you a witch and burn you on the stake.

You know, Voxumo's from Alaska.

yep i am

[Timelady Gallade]

Granted, but you die the day before your B-day.I wish Pirate_Tinman returns the money he stole from the Yogscast.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but some of the money is still missing. Don't look at me, I didn't steal it! D:I wish I were a giant spider.

[Dual Cee]

Granted but the Mata Nui robot cruches youI whish that I could have an Olmak and the mental power to control it and that no-one can corrupt this wish

[Geardirector]

Granted, but your last request is disregarded as it's just a cheap attempt at outclassing everyone else. And becuase of that, the Olmak you receive is faulty, and can only open key-hole sized portals

[Taka Nuvia]

Sadly there is no wish, so I have to inform you that you were turned into a cucumber now.I wish I could do Industrial Dance.

[Timelady Gallade]

Granted, but you do the Workhouse Dance instead. :PI wish I was in the yogscast.

Edited October 30, 2012 by helryx280

[Overlord]

You simply make a fool of yourself. :PI wish I had infinite storage space on my computer.~

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[Klak]

You do, but the infinite storage space can only be occupied by old BZPower jokes.I wish it could be occupied by something else.

[Overlord]

It is occupied by infinite copies of blank Word documents.I wish I had any computer-programming skill.~

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[Chro]

You are mistakenly labeled as a dangerous hacker due to your immense skill and end up jailed for life.Well, actually... I also wish I had any skill at programming computers...

[Overlord]

You have the least possible amount of skill and only write one line of code in your life.I wish I had the ability to quickly make up plausible wishes in this game.~

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[Takanuvainika]

Granted, but you can't post them here.I wish I could have and use masks perfectly.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and at first everything goes perfectly well, but then one night someone breaks into your house, steals all your masks and sells them on ebay to people all over the globe.I wish I had a great moment of inspiration.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but your "inspiration" is in reality you subconsciously ripping off something else (yes, that's a thing)I wish I was blind (I'd love to see what you do with this one)

[Overlord]

You are legally blind but occasionally receive disorienting optical information from random firing of optical nerves, which is highly distracting.I wish I could read books without looking at them.~

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[Chro]

Well then. You are blind and read books in braille. However, you still

occasionally receive disorienting optical information from random firing of optical nerves, which is highly distracting.

I wish I could see ultraviolet or infrared light.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but you can ONLY see that and nothing else.I wish I could breathe fire

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted but you know, your throat wasn't really made for that sort of thing. Neither your mouth. Only your lungs seem to take it well. Anyways, you better stop doing that or you can say goodbye to your tastebuds...I wish I were a dragon.

[Voxumo]

Granted but a small hobbit comes in and causes your deathI wish square enix created a remake of final fantasy 7 with new graphics(i kinda don't want to know how this wish will be corrupted. *hides in a corner)

[Takaru 1111]

Your hands have to be amputated, so you can never play it.I wish that hadn't happened.

[Scanty Demon]

Granted, but he loses the updated Final Fantasy 7 file. FOREVER!I wish dragon Taka Nuvia wasn't killed.

Edited November 3, 2012 by Felix Dzerzhinsky

[J46 Nui]

Granted, but he steals all of your possessions to keep in his hoard.I wish that I was better at forum games.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you're so good, everyone else quits.I wish I had an electric guitar.

[Chro]

It is either broken or stolen. Or both. Or maybe you smash it in a frenzied rage.I wish I could quickly adjust to the Chrome interface. Dang it, Google.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but google updates it so you have to gwt used to itnagain. And google keeps on updating it, and updating it, and updating it...I wish the mobile version of bzpower was more efficient

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It is...Just, not on your phone.I wish I had a chilly dog.

[Geardirector]

Sonic steals it from youI wish I people believed everything I said

[Chro]

You jokingly tell someone you committed some heinous crime. They obviously believe you.I wish I had access to my photo setup (which is currently blocked by an assortment of grandmotherly knickknacks).

[Timelady Gallade]

You simply make a fool of yourself. :PI wish I had infinite storage space on my computer.~

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Isn't that what they do? xD

[Chro]

Isn't that what they do? xD

Probably in the job description. Anyway, time to go corrupt some wishes, huh?

[Takaru 1111]

I wish I had access to my photo setup (which is currently blocked by an assortment of grandmotherly knickknacks).

Granted, but it explodes.I wish Sonic would give me my chilly dog back. (do hedgehogs even eat meat?)

[Constructelf]

Granted, but he dropped it so it's now dirtyI wish I could speak Mandarin ChineseGranted, but he dropped it so it's now dirtyI wish I could speak Mandarin Chinese

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you also get turned into a Mandarin orangeI wish Constructman's post hadn't gone all weird.

[Geardirector]

Granted, instead your post goes all weirdI wish I was as rich as Tony Stark

I wish Sonic would give me my chilli dog back. (do hedgehogs even eat meat?)

Sonic does, it's his favorite food.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you get framed for tax evasion, and lose all your moneyI wish I could sock whoever framed Kopakamidak.

[Klak]

He gets socked in the face, then throws another sock at you. I wish we would settle this matter Texas style.