The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish granted, it is a bad cosplayer from Comicon dressed as Derpy.I wish for Abe Lincoln to come back and use a mystical jackhammer to silence a loudspeaker.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted but, after destroying the loudspeaker, he had nothing else to do so, he returned to his grave.I wish I could wipe mosquitos off the face of the Earth.

[Onaku]

Granted, somehow the lack of mosquitoes on earth brings an apocalyptic end to the whole world.I wish for a bagel.

[Rainbow Dash]

But it's rock hard and old.I wish for the power to evoke any emotion at will.

[Voxumo]

granted but u evoke your own emotions and become an emotionless killing machine AKA a GhoulI wish i could summon demons that consumed my soul and invites me to join there forces

[Metal Gear Minun]

...That sounds pretty morbid, you start as grunt if you accept, condemned if you don't.I wish this pillow my head iis on would be just a little softer.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. Your head sinks right through it.I wish I could colour better.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you draw worse.I wish I won at life.

[Constructelf]

Wish granted, but you lose at deathI wish for all of the bionicle sets ever made. And enough extras to make all of the combiners too

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but they all lack instructions and you cannot find them on the internet.I wish to join my voice with Gravemind's and sing victory everlasting.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you forget the lyrics. (I honestly have no idea who Gravemind is)I wish I could sleep.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Here's some sleeping pills, I forgot to to label what brand they were and forgot the required dosage. Go ahead and take a guess.I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could get up and refill my tea.

[Scott^_^]

You stop being lazy, then spill the tea all over yourself.I wish I had a 3DS and Kingdom Hearts 3D.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it's a bootleg copy that doesn't run and the 3DS is missing a battery.I wish it was 9:00 PM already so I could watch Doctor Who.

[Void Emissary]

Granted, but your television breaks down.I wish I wasn't such an introvert.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but now you are bland and boring, like everyone else.I wish for a ghost candle.

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[Timelady Gallade]

You get sucked into a endless portal, thus disobeying the laws of Portal 3, turning you into cake. :udaman:it is, but its empty.I wish i was a toa.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. You are permanently stuck in the set of Tahu Stars.I wish to stop thinking spoildly.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now you just don't think about anything anymore.I wish for a coat that makes me invincible

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you can never take it off.I wish I had some bacon.

[Overlord]

It is raw, bacteria-covered bacon that you have no way of cooking.I wish I could load videos on my terrible internet.~

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[Haecceity]

Granted, the internet becomes a pack mule that carries around old VHS tapes. Although it is weak and old, you keep adding more and more videos to the load it carries until it dies. You are thus hated by every user of the internet and live the rest of your life in mortal terror.Have fun with that!I wish Hyrule Historia was already released in the US.

[Overlord]

Granted. It is already available, except you suffer mysterious misfortunes and are never able to see it, let alone get it.I wish I had the ability to appear anywhere that fog is present.~

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[Hordaki]

Granted, but now you are fog.I wish I was a Pokemon master.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted but it is only in a pokemon game.I wish for your consciousness to have a more unique axis to base reality on.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted, but his uniqueness makes the rest of us seem more generic. I don't like being so generic.I wish that my tea hadn't run out right before a day filled with homework.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but now it's a bottomless teacup, and you accidentally tip it over, so it floods your house and ruins your homework.I wish I had a magical pet gopher that could speak Swedish and travel though time and space.

[Overlord]

Granted. It is intelligent enough that it has no particular need of you, and it travels off, never to be seen again.I wish I understood all the references in all the sigs on all the BZP.~

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[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but then you make and use meta references based on those references which no one has any context too.I wish for my sig to make one imagine Taokaka (the girl in the sig) singing Dismantle.Repair. from Anberlin, perfectly.

[Overlord]

The song becomes a constant background noise in the minds of everyone who has seen your signature, and they all go insane and destroy the entire site.I wish that I could actually draw more things like the art in my sig.~

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[Klak]

You do, however, this art is way too good for BZP, and you spend much more time rethinking your life than actually drawing.I wish I could be in two places at once without eviscerating myself.

[Lemony Lepid]

You can, but you can only be split in two.I wish I couldent go to school today.

[Overlord]

The reason you couldn't go to school is that you are terribly sick, and you are bedridden for the rest of your life.I wish I were impervious to lightning.~

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[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Your ears become very sensitive and you go deaf when you hear thunder.I wish I could teleport myself wherever I want, whenever I want.=)

[Overlord]

You undergo the classic teleporter's dilemma and accidentally duplicate yourself multiple times.I wish I lived near a mountain of infinite height.~

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[Hordaki]

Granted, but you get buried under an avalanche by said mountain.I wish School didn't exist but the human race was still intelligent.

[Overlord]

Granted - it was still intelligent. The entire human race, along with you, have long since been wiped out.I wish I could grow Palmer Oaks where I live.~

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[Constructelf]

They only grow for one minute each, hen they dieI wish that the Toa Maasi would let Zharuk go and that people would actually start joining the storukru family

[Overlord]

A ridiculous influx of people join the Storukru family and you can't remember any of their names.I wish that I had a proper hovercraft.~

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[Constructelf]

Someone breaks and enters into your house and installs ai on it programmed to kill youI wish that TNG Prime would make the Aakil character already on the BZPRPG