The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but now every one hate other good movies.I wish I had a full size Gibson Flying V guitar that works and doesn't break, and my fingers or arms also don't break.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but in the middle of the night, a burgler breaks into your house, detaches the strings and uses it as a garrotte. On youI wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but wishing for wishes results in your getting 1 wish, but because it is unspecified you receive a spoon that is too big.This is you...I wish for a book about Lovecraftian horrors.

[Rainbow Dash]

But nightmares of Cthulu keep you up all night, everynight.I wish everyone was 20% cooler.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted every one Is now 20% cooler, but only for 10 seconds flat *shot*I wish I hadn't been and strangled by my guitar strings.

Edited August 13, 2012 by Takaru 1111

[flynn58]

I strangled you instead.I wish bionicle was back and that it wasn't ###### or expensive.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but the sets are terrible.I wish for nothing.

[flynn58]

Your body is filled with everything until you explode, but your body magically sews itself back together, making you continuously explode until you have destroyed the entire universe, something that is impossible as the universe is still expanding.I wish I was a toa.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but a Makuta beats you up.I wish I could read minds.

Edited August 14, 2012 by FF Ice Master

[flynn58]

You read your mothers and later kill yourself because you have just seen the memory of your conception.I wish mega blocks were illegal.

Edited August 14, 2012 by flynn58

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but this is immediately after the company buys and continues Bionicle.I wish for a fiberglass baby.

[flynn58]

It breaks, and the cops blame you.I wish bionicle was bad, and had been cancelled in it's first year, with lego refunding all it's customers.

[Dwanny]

Granted, but they make hero factory instead.I wish for a lifetime subscription to fun.

[flynn58]

You're now broke.

[Makuta DUSt]

You never wished, so you don't get anything.I wish for my Mother to get better.

[flynn58]

She gets another disease and dies in pain.I wish BZPower was called rewoPZB.

[Toa 95]

Granted. The weird name turns away several potential members, and the community dies later on due to lack of users.I wish I could think of a wish.

[flynn58]

the wish is the most horrible thing you could ever imagine, and you die from it becoming a reality.I wish I had four arms.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but the arms have no hands and are not attached to you.I wish for an old style shaving razor.

[Rainbow Dash]

But they are all extremely disproportional to each other.I wish for the power to imitate anyone's voice.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but your vocal cords stop working when you try to use it.I wish for a strawberry lemon.

[Miku Hatsune]

You get the nuclear bomb by accident.I wish for a peanut.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you have an allergic reaction to it.I wish for combustible lemons.

[Rainbow Dash]

But Cave Johnson sues you for copyright infringement (win reference).I wish for amazing art skills.

[flynn58]

They're amazing according to the worst art critic of all time.

[Constructelf]

You didn't wish for anything!I wish for the ability to use Kanohi masks

[Klak]

You do, but you can only use masks that you dislike.I wish he could use masks that he liked!

[flynn58]

The joy surprises him, giving him a heart attack and killing him.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

no wish?i wish this was an emoticion ~~~~>

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but nobody uses itI wish I had more motivation

[flynn58]

You're motivated to commit mass genocide, and you are sentenced to death for your heinous crimes against humanity.I wish my life had a purpose.

Edited August 15, 2012 by flynn58

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. Your purpose is to do great deeds in order to combat your nihilism. However, you can never rest for more than twenty minutes.I wish for all six Toa Inika without them breaking, being stolen or making me lose all my money.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but instead they come to life and now seek for a way to return to Voya Nui, without realizing that technically they're toys made from plastic. Nobody will take them seriously, and they won't believe you when you try to explain everything to them.I wish I were able to create an artistic masterpiece

[Miku Hatsune]

It accidentally gets soaked from a glass being sat on it.I wish for a pet burrito.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted but, it gets thrown out because it spoiled. I wish I have the ability to stealth anytime I want.

[flynn58]

You want to for the rest of your life, and are never able to speak to anyone ever again.I wish this wish was incorruptible.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. All your other wishes are corrupted.I wish his other wishes weren't corrupted.

[flynn58]

It results in BZP shutting own.

[Hordaki]

I wish flynn58 wished for something.

[flynn58]

He doesn't.