The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you get one. Too bad your game system blew up yesterday.I wish for another cake.

Edited July 29, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Hordaki]

Granted, but to get it you have to test for Aperture Science.I wish Lyra (from MLP) was my pet.

[JiMing]

Granted, but Bon Bon knocks you out and rescues Lyra from your clutches.I wish I had a flying trailer car.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it gets stolen.I wish I won GSR's contest.

[JiMing]

Granted, but he accidentally bought you the 6-month membership instead of year membership.I wish for an original corruption of my previous wish.

[Riisiing Moon]

Granted, but I was too lazy to look at what your original wish was, so in my head I constructed an alternate reality in which your wish was for a pet crocodile. Alternate Riisiing Moon, who's actually a 43-year-old ex-convict for crimes he doesn't feel comfortable repeating on a children's forum, replies, 'Granted, but it eats all your pants.'I wish for a guitar signed by Abraham Lincoln.

Edited July 30, 2012 by Riisiing Moon

[JiMing]

You didn't wish for anything. You explode.I wish for an original corruption of my last wish. Which was that I wanted a flying trailer car.(NO EXCUSES!)

[Riisiing Moon]

But I edited ;_;Granted, but the family inside never left. And they smell and have swine flu.Now, I wish I had a guitar signed by Abraham Lincoln.

[JiMing]

Granted. But the only way that was feasible was to resurrect him as a zombie. So yes, he signs your guitar, but also devours you savagely.I wish for a sandwich made of steel to throw at people.

[Constructelf]

Granted, you throw it at the Pyro who throws it back at you with compression blast. You get hit in the head.I wish for my psychokinetic powers to become strong enough to lift a car (I'm currently limited to chandeliers).

[JiMing]

Granted, but you didn't specify having the ability to keep the car in the air as you lift it, so every time you try, it plummets to the ground a second later.I wish for a race of mecha sharks to cause chaos. (And please be more original than, granted, but you die as well.)

[Constructelf]

The mecha sharks eat each otherI wish for a spearhead in the form of the dynamic psi symbol. Only then will my staff be complete.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but it stabs you with it's mighty sentience.I wish for an Ultra-Build Nova.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it's $1,000,000. And after years of saving for it, it gets recalled and you never get one.I wish I was dead.

[Constructelf]

Well then......................................... Granted, but your soul gets trapped in the interdimensional void between here and the afterlife.I wish for a medi-gun.

Edited July 30, 2012 by Constructman

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it's defective.I wish I had money.

[JiMing]

Granted, you have all the money in the entire world! Taken from every single living being, even from little babies! You cause every country's economy to collapse. Good job.I wish for a kukri.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but I steal it.I wish I had corrupted that wish with more creativity.

[JiMing]

Granted, but as you try to post it, the entire server(and the internet, for that matter) shut down because of the sheer awesomeness.I wish that the Sentry was American.

[Constructelf]

Granted, it's a redneck american that shoots its alliesI wish that I knew judo

[Terminus]

Granted. However, you are paralyzed, so you can't do any of it.I wish Amazon had faster shipping.

[JiMing]

Granted. However, all the traditional stores band together and overthrow Amazon (along with the entire world, for that matter) and rule with an iron fist, forcing everyone to buy from them.I wish the Scout (from Team Fortress 2) was delicious.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted. However, you or anyone else will never taste him or eat him.I wish for my Mother, my Father and my Brother to lead happy lives.

[Klak]

They do, but you are forced to watch "The Room" for 15 years.I wish he wasn't forced to watch "The Room" for 15 years!

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but I am mocked by everyone, as for when I was down there, movie roles became reversed, where Howard the Duck is a masterpiece, and The Dark Knight is panned by all.I wish Marvel would give an explanation as to why Thanos, Star-Lord and the Power of the Nova Corps (as well as a new centurion) have escaped from the Cancerverse.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted, but they were only joking.I wish i could create...The greatest magic show youll ever see!

[JiMing]

Granted. But one of your tricks in said magic show was to hypnotize a volunteer into a bloodthirsty, sadistic maniac. However, you screw up, and hypnotize the entire audience (consisting of every single person in the world), causing them to kill each other.I wish for the earth to split into 7 pieces due to a cataclysmic event.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, it does, but then you wake up.I wish for the ability to summon beings to this reality which were generated by Parmenides of Elea's style of causality and knowledge.

[Constructelf]

What? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................... Ok, but they steal your ability to summon them and use it to go back home? (It's the best I could think of)I wish for a whole set of Chinese, Japanese, and Malaysian martial arts weapons

Edited August 2, 2012 by Constructman

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted, but they were from Comic-con, costing you a huge bundle and break after the first use.I wish for a normal, non-evil, non-living, peanut-butter and jelly sandwich with fresh ingredients.

[Klak]

You got it. But I ate it.I wish he had it once again.

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but it's so delicious, he's afraid to take another bite in case he ruins it's beauty.I wish people would comment on my drawings.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted, but they are ugly comments.I wish i had a Tarydium Crystal.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but then the tarydium mining company comes and takes it away.I wish that I had a stapler that could actually staple together my printed copy of peebrain's psion's handbook

[JiMing]

Granted. The only stapler in the universe that could achieve that is the Almighty-Uber-Divine-Awesome Stapler from the depths of the volcano Mount Freegaazorklisx on planet Dostrlazek in another galaxy. Luckily, you do get it, but as you are not it's chosen wielder, it will never work for you.I wish for the Dream-Beings from the Dream World to come to Earth and invade.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but they kill you 1st.I wish I was Axonn.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, you are now a bunch of plastic pieces in some guy's attic.I wish I used perfect grammer without thinking.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but you never said perfect spelling; your writing is still unreadable.I wish that could have a trumpet

[JiMing]

Granted, but the trumpet is actually a summoning tool for an ancient demon, who you accidentally awaken. He destroys the world.I wish my last wish was corrupted with more originality.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, it was, but only slightly more.I wish I was Wheatley.