Vandenreich Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Granted, the fig is as lie.I wish for world war 3 Edited July 26, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Granted but you die.I wish for a big jar of salsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but it is made from the Ghost Chili and you only found this out after you bit it.I wish you could DANCE WITH ME! IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL THIS AWESOME! Edited July 26, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Granted, but I dance ON you.I wish for another forum I'm on to become a major world organization. Edited July 27, 2012 by Than the Moa please do not mention other sites with forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but it is done through MMO.Oh and before do this, I would just like to say I am flattered that someone would think I was good enough for this, but if you are a guy I think I will have to respectfully reject.I wish for some Redbull. Edited July 27, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Core: Matoran of Chaos Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) A Red Bull is now walking through your living room.I wish for PlanetSide 2 to come out sooner. Edited July 27, 2012 by Core: Matoran of Chaos Quote “Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.” - Unknown "You can get her all the chocolates and roses you want, but a woman will never forget her first wheel of cheese." - Puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Granted, it came out yesterday and sold out completely. The next shipment will be in 40 years.I wish for cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 The cake is a bombI wish for a computer that can run tf2 with good graphics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Granted, it can run tf2 with good graphics. Too bad that's the only thing it can run.I wish I could decide between Portal and Portal 2. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Granted, but now they don't sell either of then anywhere near you.I wish I was a professional Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Granted, but then Russia's economy crashes.I wish Doctor Who had more episodes like The Empty Child. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Granted. From now on, every episode is about Matt Smith landing in war-time London and he has to deal with a different variety of gas-mask wearing zombies with little to no variation, except different dialogue. By the season finale, one of the opening lines is Matt Smith breaking character and saying "Oh for Christ's sake, here we bloody go again."I wish I were the lord of the night. Edited July 27, 2012 by XI. Marluxia Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) Granted, but your empire is forced to coexist with the empire of the day, and both are equally powerful, so there is no other choice but to accept having the power split.I wish that all nine classes from Team Fortress 2 became real and continued their war in the real world. (and please be more creative than "granted but you die too".) Edited July 27, 2012 by XIV. Xion Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Wish Granted, but because this is real life, they stay dead when they die and because reality uses realism, most of their class powers hilariously don't work.I wish to meet [another?] Ubermensch. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I have no idea what that is, so Dr. Mario will diagnose you now.I wish i was an Argonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 granted, but you are the only Argonian not able to breathe underwater, and are rejected by your family.I wish i was a khajiit Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 You are now an Ohmes Khajiit, therfore you dont look like a Khajiit at all, moreso an elf.I wish for a pet armored troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 It trolls you till you eventually let it free.I wish I was a unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Granted, but you get captured by scientists and get disected.I wish I had $1 million dollars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Granted but a big baby takes it away from you.I wish I went with the fellowship of the ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Granted, but the Orks get you.I wish I could save him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Granted, but they get you instead.I wish they didn't get Takaru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Granted, but they get the ring.I wish I placed first in Free-for-All matches in Kid Icarus: Uprising more. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death of the Endless Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you fall back to an even worse place than your previous one a split second later.I wish the orcs didn't get the ring. Edited July 28, 2012 by Toa Alaka Quote Weaver, Seeker, and Spark "When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." - Death, The Sandman (Previously Toa Alaka) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, Gollum gets it.I wish Gollum didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, Saruman gets it, then Sauron sends an army of orcs to go get it. It's Sauron's ring now.I wish that when, I play TF2, my engie buildings won't get taken out by camping spies and pyros and sniping soldiers and snipers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Your buildings cannot comprehend immortality, so they short circuit.I wish i had a Daedric Dagger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but Vigilants of Stendarr will hunt you down.I wish I could manipulate reality. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, however the manipulation is only consisting of moving a plastic bottle.I wish for.....a coca cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Wish Granted, but I screwed up an gave you Pepsi.I wish for Philosophy to be taught as a mandatory class in public schools. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but they secretly stop teaching it.I wish for a pet Mahar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but it dies.I wish Portal 2 would be delivered faster. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 You get it, but the disc is unusable, because it has a smile carved into it...I wish for endless spaghetti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but the endless spaghetti eventually buries you and the entire world, no matter how many people try to eat it. Good job, you've turned the earth into a giant ball of spaghetti.I wish that the 9 mercenaries from Team Fortress 2 were transported to the real world, retaining all their abilities from the game, such as respawning and such. (Please don't say granted but you die. That's unoriginal.) Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but GMod gets put into the real world...And then comes the apocalypse.I wish for ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, you get ice. Everyone gets ice, because the entire world is covered in ice now. I wish that Intelligent Heavy and Spyper existed in the real world, with all their abilities. (Like I said, try to be original.) Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but they get killed.I wish for a Zelda game (not on Phillips CD-i). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, you get a Zelda board game.I wish for cake. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Granted, but then the ghost of heavy bursts into the room and starts nomming it, and your hand along with it.I wish that I had an airsoft gun. I wouldn't hurt anybody with it I'd just practice 10m air pistol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 granted, but you forget gun safety once and end up killing your self by looking down the barrleI wish for a fighting game that had Master Chief and Samus Aaron as playable characters Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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