Taka Nuvia Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 I don't know what this is, but have a microphone carrot instead. :3I wish I were a vampire alligator Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
ZTG Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) Granted, Steve Irwin returns from the grave and takes you to the zoo.I wish I had a bomb. Edited July 1, 2012 by Zacax Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis
Axilus Prime Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 Granted. It blows up in your face! (How did you not see that coming?)I wish I could control explosions. Quote
JPNML Posted July 1, 2012 Posted July 1, 2012 granted. you THOUGHT you could control it, and you blow yourself up. Quote
Mushy the Mushroom Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
The Swimming Beard Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted, but I already let you use my nerf guns, so your wish is pointless.I wish for a pet alligator. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Athmos Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted. It proceeds to tear you apart.I wish for more chocolate. Quote WIP
Oblitus Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted, but you become the chocolate.I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes. Quote
Athmos Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 Granted, but you end up killing all your loved ones because you couldn't stop your lasers.I wish I could dream really awesome dreams. Quote WIP
Shioi Posted July 2, 2012 Posted July 2, 2012 You do, but you've entered a "no wake" zone, and you never awaken again but are trapped in your dream life.I wish to have a new puppy and a new kitty at the same time to watch them grow up together. Quote ............WWwww
Takaru 1111 Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, you know have a Dogfish egg and a Catfish egg, good luck with those.I wish I had three arms. Quote
Havelock Vetinari Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Done! The third arm is fully functional. Trouble is, it's not under the control of your mind....and it hates you.I wish I had a set of power armor and the skill to use it. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
~Shockwave~ Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 granted. unfortunately its tainted with evil.i wish my computer didn't sound like it was going to take off... Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Takaru 1111 Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, It stops working forever, thus making no sound.I wish I had a Gatling Laser. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it has recoil capable of killing you with one shot.I wish I had the strength to fire a shotgun with one hand and get no problems from the recoil. Edited July 3, 2012 by TNG Prime Quote
Klak Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 You do, but you don't have the shotgun!I wish he had the shotgun, and I had a TARDIS. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Axilus Prime Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Yeah, but you can't pull off the shotgun trick I mentioned!I wish I could do that, and had the shotgun. Quote
Miku Hatsune Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 The shotgun is a modded one, that rockets you 500 feet in the air when you shoot it.I wish i had an invincible kitten. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, butone day it leaves your house and conquers the world. Everyone hail to our new kitten Overlord! Everyone!I wish I were a powerful and wise wizard Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Takaru 1111 Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, But your blindI wish I had an airship.(also, lasers don't have recoil, TNG. ) Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, but when you first fly it, you get attacked by an enormous dragon that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Its flaming breath sets your airship on fire, and you can barely escape. But yep, it makes for a pretty explosion, if I dare say so.I wish I were living in a fantasy worldGranted, But your blind... aw. I've seen worse. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted. But since it's fantasy, you only exist as part of someone's imagination and as soon as they're done day dreaming, you'll be gone.I wish for a new keyboard. Quote ___ ___ ___
~Shockwave~ Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 ... aw. I've seen worse. no you havn't. :Pgranted. no one said it had to work.i wish i would get in gear and do some writing. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Taka Nuvia Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, but none of it turns out the way you expected it.I wish I were an immortal warrior.... aw. I've seen worse. no you havn't. ...that was the joke Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
~Shockwave~ Posted July 3, 2012 Posted July 3, 2012 Granted, but none of it turns out the way you expected it.that's normal actually.granted. you get to watch all your loved ones die.i wish i had a life size, functioning veritech Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Axilus Prime Posted July 7, 2012 Posted July 7, 2012 I have no idea what that means and can't find out at this time, therefore Megatron kills you slowly and painfully.I wish people would stop confusing Galvatron for Gavla. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted July 13, 2012 Posted July 13, 2012 Granted, now everyone mistakes him for Fluttershy. Is that any better? O.oI wish I had a winged helmet Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Axilus Prime Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Granted, but it flies away.I wish I could read minds at will. Quote
~Shockwave~ Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 granted. but it turns int a big fat tmi moment for you.i wish i had human alliance jazz. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Axilus Prime Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Granted, but you have to sell all your other TF's to buy it, because only extreme scalpers will sell it to you.I wish I could have a free Ultimate Optimus Prime. Quote
~Shockwave~ Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 granted. but it has been run over by many cars. but it's free.i wish for a full set of bionicle stars. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Axilus Prime Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Granted. You get the Red Star, the Star Next to the Red Star, the...you get the idea.I wish for a Takanuva '08. Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Granted, its a knockoff.I wish for it wasn't so cloudy at night where I live. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Vandenreich Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Granted, its now cloudy at daytime all the time.I wish I was living on Mars. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Hukster Posted July 15, 2012 Posted July 15, 2012 Granted, but you suffocated and died.I wish I had a pet frog. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 Granted, it's giant and eats you.I wish I could make a wish that was impossible to corrupt other than this one. Quote
Takaru 1111 Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 Granted, but all your other wishes are corrupted. I wish Ammo for my Magical Shotgun of Dragon-slaying was cheaper. Quote
Core: Matoran of Chaos Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 It goes on a super sale, but unfortunately your gun breaks.I wish for a Pipboy 3000. Quote “Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.” - Unknown "You can get her all the chocolates and roses you want, but a woman will never forget her first wheel of cheese." - Puff
Takaru 1111 Posted July 16, 2012 Posted July 16, 2012 Granted, It doesn't work though.I wish I could play Fallout 3. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted July 17, 2012 Posted July 17, 2012 Granted, you always lose and your controller explodes in your face.I wish I could think of less murderous corruptions. Quote
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