~Shockwave~ Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) granted. its made of ice.freakaking ninjas!its a decepticon.i wish i had a camaro. dunno why, using it would be illegal Edited June 22, 2012 by Wheeljack Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
~Shockwave~ Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 no wish. scalpel to the neck.i can live with that.i wish for a portal gun Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Taka Nuvia Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but it fires only tiiny tiny portalws. You can stick your finger through them, but not more. :/I wish for a working crystal ball Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but it shows you only ill fate.I wish the wish I am making right now would not be corrupted. Quote
Haecceity Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 A wish you make later is corrupted in such a way that you were unable to make this wish.I wish for a better camera. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Taka Nuvia Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) Granted, but for some odd reason there's always a ghost on the photographs you take with it, and evefy time that ghost is pilling a strange face, and therefore ruining your photos. :/I wish for a time machine Edited June 22, 2012 by Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 Granted. But it only goes forward. And only at the regular speed of time. No, it's not a cardboard box, it's a real time machine.I wish I had no need to sleep. Quote ___ ___ ___
The Swimming Beard Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Granted, dead people never have to worry about sleep. I wish font backgrounds had never been discovered. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Done! The moment before they are discovered, the old ones arise to destroy humanity.I wish that Alhazred was never killed by unseen demons. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
~Shockwave~ Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 granted he was killed by seen demons. (you should've seen that coming.)i wish i could transform my lower arms int giant scalpels Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Granted, but the change is irreversible. No longer can you offer anyone around you a hug, nor offer to carry their things. Without these surprisingly useful gestures, you are seen as an anti-social freak. And the scalpel hands unnerve people too.I wish I was a powerful wizard with control over blood. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Haecceity Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 You can only cause yourself to get blood poisoning.I wish I was a Blood Mage. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 Done! But you had to sell the souls of your loved ones for it. No returns.I wish that Great Cthulhu was cast into the sun, never to return. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 Granted, but it has twenty children, all worse than the original.I wish I could meet Plato, speaking English, in real life, with him staying in the modern world for a month before returning, and that he was not harmed or caused trouble or anything while he was here. (Try corrupting that .) Quote
Haecceity Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 Plato is a reanimated corpse that kills everyone with his sheer grasp of philosophy.(I'm currently reading a compilation of his works-heavy stuff.)I wish for a Hero of Blood hoodie. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Axilus Prime Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 Granted. It doesn't fit.I wish I didn't get stuck without internet. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 Granted, but now you get stuck with no body. Yes, you read that right: you're now a bodyless entity, and all you can do is look at things on the internet. Or post. You better wave your old life good-bye...I wish I were a mighty warrior Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Haecceity Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 You become a mighty warrior of cleanliness, vanquishing dirt wherever you go.I wish Teridax hadn't died. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
FrozenFlash Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 Granted, but because he's not dead, he wrecks havoc around the universe thus messing up the whole storyline. I wish I have a top hat. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 Granted, but it's only a tiny one. With a huuge feather. Looks cute, but also kinda ridiculousI wish I had a pet dragon that's a vegetarian Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 no wish. you spontaneously combust.i wish i had my own personal veritech Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
The Swimming Beard Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but it explodes.I wish I had a handlebar mustache. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Epic Failty Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Your wish for a handlebar moustache is granted, only taken very literally. You now have a large bicycle handlebar on your face.I wish for a Fender Precision Bass. Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) Granted, you get one that has been in a dumpster for 3 weeks.I wish for an 80mm Officina Stellare Hiper apochromatic refractor telescope. Edited June 25, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, it is forever implanted in one of your eyes.I wish for free wi-fi where ever I go. Quote
~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 granted. you are trapped at your house forever.i wish i had a silver sharpie Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, it's so sharp that you cut your finger every time you use it.I wish I had a giant mech robot. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but you can't control it and it gets you killed.I wish I had a giant mech robot that I could control and was very powerful. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but your arch-enemy acquires an even bigger and more powerful one to fight yours. I really hope you payed attention in tactics class, because otherwise there's no way you can possibly win this.I wish I were a werewolf-vampire hybrid Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but you are cast in a new movie they're planning to make called Twilight: The After Years (and you can't refuse).I wish I could quicksave in Chrono Cross. Quote
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Done! But the game blows up and some shrapnel lodges itself in your brain. You spend the rest of your days in a hospital bed.I wish that I had a Robotic Legion of Terror that did my bidding. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 granted. one legion of terror coming up. i don't think they like you very much...i wish i had an f-22 Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
The Swimming Beard Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but it turned out you stole it from the overnment, and they hunt you down and kill you.I wish I had my own private observatory. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Done! Just in time to spot that runaway planet hiding straight for Earth! Impact in five seconds!I wish that I had a copy of the Necronomicon. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but you're in for disappointment, as it's only the collection of H.P. Lovecraft novels released under the name "Necronomicon". It doesn't really have any mystical qualities and besides being a collection imaginative short stories, is only good as a pretty hefty weapon. I wish for the powers of a God. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but after you receive your powers you also receive a copy of the book of rules... you now have over 10 000 pages of rules to memorise and live by. No, you must not interfere with the mortal world. You must not use your powers just for your own good. And so on, and so on.I wish I were a wise and powerful wizard Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 granted. you also get sent back in time. to a place called Salem. have fun. i wish i had a mech suit Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
The Swimming Beard Posted June 25, 2012 Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but you're killed by a Balrog.I wish for a pet jellyfish. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
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