Makuta Luroka Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 granted, i convince you not to goi wish for a moonbase from Newt Gingrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, but it's not airtight.I wish I didn't have to breath to live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 You evolve into a green cloud that can posess armor, and try to kill your brother to take over the world, ending in you getting hit in the head by a small planet. That worked out well. :PI wish I had the foresight to get more Lego Bricks when I was like 5. Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 granted. but while i'm there i'm making sure to attempt the grandfather paradox on yours. no, i don't care if it works like that or not. i wish i had a plasma rifle Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, it overheats in your hand and explodes. Must've been a defective model.I wish for the nanosuit from Crysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, but it has a "self-destruct" button that you accidentally push.I wish the Transformers shows and films would focus less on the human characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, but they get lazy and just cut out all scenes with humans. The movies are now too short and make no plot sense.I wish people would stop hating on the Transformers movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, all of the PEOPLE stop hating on Transformers movies, but martians come to Earth and hate on Transformers.I wish they would make a Final Fantasy 7 remake for 3DS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, you can't afford it.I wish I could play any game without raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 granted, you fail and cry nowi wish i was William Rufus DeVane King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, but you get a disease.I wish my BBC contest entry got more votes. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Granted, but it gets more votes than members on this site. As such, the mods are suspicious and decide to investigate further. It doesn't take long before they realise your votes were hacked and you are very swiftly disqualified.I wish I were a powerful hemomancer. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted. You're too powerful and can't control it.I wish I knew what a hemomancer was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted. You type "Hemomancer" into Google. Unfortunately, you type it in half a second after Google decides to start trolling the universe, and all you get are pictures of LOLCats.I wish for a can of olives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, but they expired 40 years ago.I wish I could see the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 granted, but i shove you ini wish for something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, you get the common cold. How nice.I wish to own the entire stock market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, the economy collapses and the entire world revolts.I wish I stopped procrastinating to do summer homework Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 granted, you have no time for anything else and you are always boredi wish for unlimited political power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, the people of your country revolt and kill you.I wish I had a pet octopus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, but it dies in 3 days.I wish for this wish to be corrupted creatively. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, but since "creative" is a relative term, this corruption of your wish can be defined to be "uncreative." Therefore, the wish is constantly alternating between being corrupted and being granted but corrupted at the same time. Then the universe folds in on itself.I wish the next person to post would leave their post blank (heheheh). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) :surprised:Unfortunately, I didn't read your entire post (had you there for a moment, didn't I?), so your wish failed, almost. Corrupted!I wish that Lego would put more effort to make Bionicle-like stories for all of their lines. Edited June 21, 2012 by Click Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Granted, but they forget to focus on the design of the sets, so the actual sets turn out atrocious and Lego goes out of business.I wish the next post is not blank (just realized I messed up my wish on my last post ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 granted, but i troll it like this:AUGHWAHUWAHAAA!i wish for seven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 granted. seven bullets heading your way.i wish for a generation optimus prime. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but it is tragically broken. Angels in heaven cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 No wish-so you become a melongene.I wish for a pencil. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 granted, but i break it.i wish for wish suggestions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) I suggest that you wish for a rabid dog to bite you. This somehow causes a rabid dog to crash through your window and bite you, despite the corruption. Corrupter's day off?I wish you had wished for good wish suggestions. Edited June 22, 2012 by Temporphilic Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 granted, but i don't follow through with the good suggestions.i wish for four Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) A giant Four crashes through the ceiling and releases a deadly toxin.I wish for Forty. Edited June 22, 2012 by Temporphilic Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 You get forty bullets through the head.I wish I could have saved you without dying in the process or afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but you become a vegetable.i wish for secular humanism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 I don't know what that is, therefore you are a potato.I wish I knew what that meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but you find turning people into vegetables far more amusing than actually corrupting their wishes, so you pretend you still don't know and the corruption stays the same.I wish I were a mighty and powerful demon Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but you end up slain by Michael and the angels.I wish people didn't hate on the TF expies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, now they hate on every character that isn't an expy.I wish for a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, but it's rusty and has no engine.I wish for a cool truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Granted, its temperature is 20 degrees below freezing. Have fun trying to start the engine.I wish for a sportscar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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