The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, it plays so loud you go deaf.I wish I could get an amount of responses to my art and epics that I enjoy.

[Vandenreich]

Granted, its all spam.I wish I had the coolest helmet ever.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but you can't get it off. No more eating...you may as well shoot yourself to spare the pain now.I wish my mom would stop trying to (literally) murder me. (No joke. I don't think you want the details.)

[Dwanny]

Granted, she now attempts to murder your father.I wish for home-made cookies.

[Makuta Luroka]

Granted, they are poisoned.I wish for an alienware laptop

[Axilus Prime]

Granted. It's a Transformer...and a Decepticon at that. You're doomed.I wish there was an Autobot to fight said Decepticon.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, it defects to the Decepticons.I wish my laptop could run games without freezing up all the time.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, you get exactly one nanogram of cottage cheese.I wish I had gone to E3.

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, it sucked.i still wish for said laptop.

Edited June 18, 2012 by Boss Tweed

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, you get a laptop created by aliens and you have no idea how to use it.I wish people would stop thinking that the world would end it 2012. 'Cause it won't.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but they start thinking it will end january first, 2013.I wish someone would give me a 5 star rating.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, however you and everyone else is unable to view the rating.I wish i could come up with a more creative wish

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but you wasted your one wish already : /I wish for some cheddar cheese.

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, it was in my pocket for a weeki wish for infinite wishes

[Serpent of Fire]

Granted, but people begin to hear that you have infinite wishes and an angry mob throws you off a cliff.I wish it was Friday.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, for you it's now friday.... 100 years in the future. Have fun living in a world where all your loved ones are dead!I wish i could easily be inspired.

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, i inspire you to do nothingi wish it was monday, june 18th, 9:18 PM EST

Edited June 19, 2012 by Boss Tweed

[~Shockwave~]

i will grant that wish at that time.i wish i posted out of cot more

Edited June 19, 2012 by Wheeljack

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, it's Monday, June 18th, 9:18 PM EST in an alternate universe where you are taken and killed by a warlike race of man-pigs.Ninja'd.Granted, COT becomes your entire life and eventually your loved ones have to pry you from the computer.I wish I could control electricity.

Edited June 19, 2012 by Zyke the destroyer

[~Shockwave~]

granted. you can control how it kills you: would you rather the electric chair or the tank of electric eels?i wish i had a rocket launcher

Edited June 19, 2012 by Wheeljack

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, you try the rocket jump and blow yourself up.I wish I owned a tank of sharks.

[~Shockwave~]

granted. oh? whats that? you didn't want inside of it? my badi wish i had a prid vehicon figure

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, it breaksI wish i wasnt lazy

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Makuta Luroka]

Granted it breaksI wish for a car

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, it's the SUPER prickly POISONOUS kind!I wish I couldn't be overpowered by others.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, everyone hates you for it and no one ever competes with you again.I wish I could read peoples minds

[FrozenFlash]

Granted. You're disturbed by the things people think in their minds. I wish I could not be transformed into food by anyone.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

You get transformed into an earwig, and people are trying to crush you wherever you go.I wish I had all the materials I need to make whatever I want=)

[Miku Hatsune]

Unfortunately, those materials are all broken.I wish for frost.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you are covered in frost and you freeze to death.I wish I was my avatar.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted. You cannot smell, and you are constantly looking up.I wish for some flaming ice that couldnt melt.

[Toa Of Virtues]

Granted, but the physics gods are mad at you and kill youI wish I am able to avoid any disease or injury

[~Shockwave~]

granted. dead people don't have to worry about that.i wish i had a copy of pokemon black 2

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, it's unfinished and glitchy.I wish I had a pet mine turtle.

[Master of Greyhounds]

Granted, but it blew up, creating collateral damage to your house. I wish had a robot servant. With lasers.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, he turns on you and kills you. I wish for a Toa of Pizza.

[Haecceity]

The pizza he creates causes you to suffocate from it's amazing aromatic fumes.I wish I could get to Comic-Con this year.