The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[ZTG]

Granted, you get banned because te pug is too cuteI wish I was a wizard.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

It's fish flavoured.I wish people wouldn't interrupt me whenever I want to watch TV=)

[ankyfdarkness]

Granted. The dog starts barking endlessly.I wish I had a lot more money.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted, it's all counterfeit.I wish for a corner I could hide in.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now nobody else knows how to spell it.I wish I would rule the universe

Edited June 5, 2012 by Demon Jester

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. I bet you think you're the boss of everything now, huh? Unfortunately the ruler of the universe has to do everything that the ruler of the omniverse commands them to. And there's a lot to do, so wish that leisure time goodbye.I wish for a fresh pizza.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

The delivery man spat on it.I wish the sun wouldn't affect me.=)

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but now you get moonburns instead.I wish that I could see my cat's perspective.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you now literally see the world through your cat's eyes. But things get really awkward when your cat leaves the room, because even though you know you still there, you suddenly see the outside world... must be quite scary D:I wish I could remember all of my dreams

[fishers64]

Granted, but you remember all your nightmares, which terrify you perpetually. I wish that I could write stories that other people would want to read.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but the can has a diameter of about a centimeter and is just as tall.I wish that I had a monster truck.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's pink and sparkly and girly.Not that that's a bad thing...I wish I could control my dreams. Every night.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Yes, but soon, the line between dream and reality blurs, and you are soon forced into a shock-induced coma where your dreams are strange and uncontrollable...or is it real life?DUN DUN DUNI wish that I could see what the world will be like in 30 years.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but to your horror nothing much has changed for better, in fact people somehow went back to living like in Victorian times. Soon you learn that this happened due to a horrible accident that was caused by someone who had travelled to the future 30 years before... confusing, isn't it?I wish I could make daily comics, and would not run out of ideas or motivation

[Haecceity]

You make comics at such a fast rate that you soon cannot get your hands to move, let alone draw comics.I wish for a member of Poiana richardsonii to appear on my couch.

[~Shockwave~]

your couch gets transported to one of there houses.i wish i had a rotf leader optimus prime figure

[Haecceity]

I don't know what that is, and am too lazy to Google it, so a life-size Optimus Prime falls on you.I wish I had bothered to Google that.

[Onaku]

Granted, but then the post would have been different, and your wish would then also have been different... and all of reality would have imploded through some weird plot-stuff...I wish I knew...

[Axilus Prime]

(It's an awesome toy of Optimus Prime.)You now know everything about nothing and you go insane.I wish nobody was insane.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted. They're EVEN MORE insane.I wish I could levitate.

[Click]

Suddenly the world has no sense of humor or joy and turns grey, because everyone has an inner insanity .Oh, got beat to it, but I liked my answer better. Suddenly, your levitation goes crazy and you fly into space and die.I wish I had a life.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Click

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's the worst one ever.I wish Transformers Universe would come out already.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's nothing but explosions and women wearing little clothing. After a while that gets really really boring. But look at everything exploding! For over 2 hours!I wish magic were real.

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. Now look what you've done, the world's been taken over by evil wizards.I wish I could shapeshift.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but you can't control it and become an ant. You are killed by a boot.I wish Demon Jester knew that Transformers Universe was an online game. Lol. (Though I did enjoy the movies for the good parts.)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift at night. People now ask you whether you are a vampire, or if you sparkly. Some throw silver dust at you, and others think you're a demon and try to exorzise you... must be fun.Granted, the Demon Jester now know that it's an online game, but she does not think that justifies going back and changing the corruption. Have a movie full of explosions instead. ^^I wish there were no more evil.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Demon Jester

[Queen of Liars]

Granted, but you know how evil is subjective? Well, there is no more evil from the perspective of people you would consider very evil but who don't consider themselves evil. So actually from your perspective, there is now less good.I wish my kettle would boil water faster.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, it now boils water so fast that it's all steam within only seconds. Let's just hope this thing won't explode..I wish I could create a masterpiece.

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. You create a masterpiece... salad. It's a really good salad, but I have a feeling that may not be what you've been hoping for.I wish I had a collection of swords.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but because there's not much space to keep them, you store them in your bedroom. Sadly, one night you trip over something and the end of the story... does not look pretty.I wish I knew how to use my crystal ball.

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. Unfortunately, even though you know the technique, you just don't possess the skill needed to use it.I wish my computer was powerful enough to run the latest games.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you soon realize that, dspite being extremely pricey, the lastest games aren't that much better than the old ones.I wish I could summon a demon

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. Demons aren't exactly friendly folk. This particular one's also quite hungry, and you're the only meat around... I wish for a collection of guitars.

[Onaku]

Granted, but none of the strings are whole... and strangely, it is impossible to obtain them anymore...I wish I was...

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. You are. You are a rock. You cannot move, you cannot walk, you cannot talk. But you are. And you will be, for a long long loooong time...I wish I were a powerful demon.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but in renouncing my demon powers from earlier, I was forgiven and made a high ranking angel, who then orders your capture and imprisonment for your high threat level.I wish for a grimoire.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Proud Stigma