The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, now TV is so good that anyone who watches it has a heart attack. I wish I could teleport at will.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you have to concentrate really hard,. or you end up somewhere... wait, where are you? D:I wish I had a resurrection device

Edited June 2, 2012 by Demon Jester

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but the people you resurrect are zombies and eat your brains.I wish I could travel to the fifth dimension.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you are forever trapped there with no way back home.I wish that every BZP user is their avatar.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but what happened to those who have abstract images as their avatars? You are now being followed by a mob of angry abstract shaped that are trying to get revenge for what has been done to them.I wish I could never get ninja'd again

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but now you are the head and shoulders of some random guy with a hood.NINJA'D YET AGAINYou never get ninja'd again, and you are imprisoned by the government for your ability to predict when anyone posts on this topic. I wish that I owned a panda.

Edited June 2, 2012 by Zyke the destroyer

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's really boing, so you decide to stick to hanging around on bZPower complaining that you have nothing to do.I wish I knew who I really am.

[Kopekemaster]

But then you are terrified of the truth.I wish that I could drive.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but you back out of your driveway and into a tree. I wish that it would stop raining.

[Miku Hatsune]

It rains even more.I wish that i had a pet Cadogre.

[Click]

Unfortunately, your wish translated into CAD Ogre, and now you're left with a poorly made 3D model of an ogre that is having fun destroying all of the files on your computer.I wish Minecraft had more official blocks and mobs.

[Akamai921]

Granted; unfortunately, Minecraft is shut down the next week by a lawsuit that is perplexing and random, but completely legitimate.I wish people would stop being so secretive, scared, and concerned over insignificant nuances.

[ZTG]

Granted, they talk non stop!I wish the Internet was real

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, you are using it. Though you soon lose your connection.I wish for pizza.

Edited June 3, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's vampire pizza, so it eats you D:I wish I had a vampire servant

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but he's a dumb vampire, so he walks outside during the day and burns to death.I wish that I had SCP-387 (AKA the Living Lego)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's rather boring and nowhere as exciting as you'd expected D:I wish for no more sleepless nights

[ZTG]

Granted, instead, no more days were you are awake, you are nocturnalI wish I was in the world of minecraft

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you dig a hole too deep and can't get out anymore. Climbing is really hard with those blocky hands...I wish more people had my sense of humor

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but since everybody has the same sense of humor, jokes eventually lose their meaning and nobody laughs ever again. I wish that I had wings.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they are so huge they are always in your way and hinder you when trying to get through doors.I wish I had a functional crystal ball!

[RAMPANT]

Granted, but it only functions for other people.I wish I was good at drawing.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but then you lose your arm coordination after.I wish for clairvoyance.

[Miku Hatsune]

The genie has trouble comprehending you so you get a sweetroll instead.I wish for an indestructible lightbulb

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but a mad scientist steals it and uses it to take over the world.I wish that I was an ace pilot.

[Protodite Karzahni]

You are now the most skilled pilot in the world, which is unfortunate as to gain that skill, we had to transport it from the minds of perfectly capable pilots. Now you are the only skilled pilot in the air, a rather unfortunate title to hold, when all of this will likely end with a collision with several planes all trying to head in the same direction.I wish I had a suit of spiked armour, and a cape.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but the armor is also spiked on the inside, making it unwearable without certain death. I wish that I could remember all of my dreams.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but you lose the ability to remember some things in real life.On a serious note, it is good to remember them, I heard a simple trick is tell yourself to remember when you wake up, apparently that increases your chances of remembering, along with thinking about the dream a lot when waking up.I wish for the wreckage of HMS Hood, glued together with windex and wrapped in a giant blueberry pancake for armor reinforcement and a crew of ninja pirate cowboy ghosts that is entirely loyal to me. On top of that, give it the ability to go on land with a unicycle and the ability to fly with Jupiter glued to a ceiling fan that is located in the glove compartment, thank you.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but the entire thing collapses and explodes. On the bright side, you still have your loyal crew of loyal ninja pirate cowboy ghosts. I wish that my brothers would stop bickering over Monster Milktruck.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, they now have one, though they [accidentally?] run you over.I wish that (in a hypothetically existing multiverse) we were part of the infinite set of universes that intersect with another infinite set of universes that allow for random causality (not obeying logic, or at least more then two sets of logic if so), out of any of the infinite sets (of which there are infinite) to which it applies of coarse.

Edited June 4, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's not much different to our everyday life right now; those who believe they saw an intersection between the two realities (or the inhabitants of another of the infinite number of universes) all get classifed as mad and are made fun of. Any kind of miracle is just not scientifically proven and therefore, can't exist. Yep, as always.I wish I could wear an awesome coat.

[Miku Hatsune]

you get a lame coat.I wish for a skull.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's a human skull, and the police arrests you for being in its possession and denying that you killed someone.I wish I had a living skeleton as a friend.

[Miku Hatsune]

Uh oh, hes a Draugr and hes gonna eat you!I wish for an A

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but if you get an A, you also have to accept B, C and all of their friends, because otherwise they'd be homeless. D:I wish I were an evil wizard

[ZTG]

Granted, but the people of the nearby kingdom burn you to te stakeI wish I had a car

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it gets blown up by the mafia (trust me, things like that happen...)I wish I were the long lost heir of a once glorious kingdom

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but as it was once glorious, it no longer is, and the add to it, the relative you are related to is the one who screwed everything up and you are quite hated there.I wish for a lawnmower and a spider mech could race around a track field.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but the mech's programming glitches and it uses its vaporizer cannon to destroy everything in sight. I wish that I could regenerate from any wound.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but it takes away 100 years of your life span to regenerate minor wounds, you die young after getting a mosquito bite.I wish for a slippery brick.