Queen of Liars Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted. The wheels have been replaced with skulls. Awesome, huh? Although now that I think about it, that may present some difficulties when trying to drive it...I wish my exam tomorrow would be postponed until next week. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but since you now have sooo much time, you don't study at all, and in the end it doesn't really make a difference.I wish for sunshine. :/ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but it burns you to ashes.I wish for a flying motorcycle. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but it doesn't take you with it when it takes off. I wish I had gotten more of the Toa Inika back in '06. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but they were all made of defective recall parts.I wish for a tree stump. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but it's shepherd's pie.I wish I could fly an airplane without incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but then a moon lands on your plane, crushing it. Luckily you could escape, but now you know how a certain Bionicle character must have felt when his end had come...I wish for black ice cream Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but it's tar flavored. I wish I extensive control over plant life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Yes, you can control how fast they extend, but nothing else. and you can only change it within milliseconds.I wish for some MJOLNIR armor. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) Granted, but a villain steals it. Cuz well, yeah.... Woops I didn't read till the end. I wish that this wish would not be corrupted Edited June 10, 2012 by Wheeljack Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted but there is really nothing to corrupt so I'll just blow up your house.I wish I could cut my hand off, replace it with a chainsaw, and say "groovy" but be ten times cooler than Bruce Campbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but in a fit of rage Bruce charges down to your house and engages you in the most epic chainsaw-hand duel the world has ever seen. There's lightning, explosions, fast cars and a latin chorus in the background, all unrelated to the battle but still intensifying the sheer drama of this spectacle. While that does sound pretty cool, you're not as experienced with you chainsaw hand, so you lose and meet a bloody, Adam Campbell-related end.I wish I could get a home-made tattoo that would severely damage by arm to the point where I need to get it amputated and replaced with a robot arm, which I would proceed to use for evil! Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but it becomes self-aware and cuts off your other arm.I wish I could get a pair of awesome, high-quality aviator sunglasses for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, but they break instantly. don't always believe the label.I wish I wouldn't feel so sad/guilty about breaking my R/C helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, now you take a sadistic joy in breaking things, and that sometimes includes people...I wish I wouldn't rage every time I played the first Crysis game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, you rage on all other gamesI wish I had a bomb Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Yes but it explodes in your face. I wish I could change my appearance at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, you can't turn back into your old selfI wish I had a sword Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, but it's been given to you by being shoved through your face.I wish I could write better epics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, but all the epics you write erase themselves from any records or living memory after 24 hours upon complete or near-completion, I wish I was better at living for the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, you now live so much that your lifespan runs out in only three days! I wish I didn't irritate people so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 (Mushy, make actual corruptions, not random pranks unrelated to the wish.)Granted, they kill you and feed your carcass to the Chitauri.I wish I could have seen Avengers in the theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, but you didn't see the new one, you saw some older version that no one liked.I wish I wasn't board. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, you now are a door. Better?I wish for beautiful weather Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted: but it only lasts three seconds untill a tornado strikes your houseI wish i could travel back in time and not make a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, you travel back to the 17th century and are burned at the stake for witchcraft.I wish I could predict the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 granted. you didn't say predict correctly.... have fun with thati wish i had infinite riches Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 granted, however you suffocate in the gold and silver, and everyone else in the entire universe suffocates because it is infinite.I wish that this wish won't come true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, but you just created a paradox so the universe implodes.I wish I had my own private island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, and now you are a castaway with little to no chance of survival.I wish that you are unable reply to this at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 granted. someone else did. i wish that guy would stop making paradoxes Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Granted, but everyone else is still allowed to.I wish i could ressurect anyone of my choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 (edited) Done. They move and talk and....are completely hostile to all life as we know it. Including you.I wish to know what dwells beneath the Nameless City that sits upon the Arabian Peninsula that the mad poet Abdul Alhazred visited before his life was ended by unseen demons.Easy enough right? Edited June 11, 2012 by Basilisk Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Well, sure, the information will be telepathically transported into your mind now by a helpful Elder Thing. Not that your feeble mind would be able to grasp just what great knowledge exists there, and if it could process a sliver of what you learn, well, you won't be thinking straight enough for anyone to believe you.I wish for a signed copy of the Necronomicon. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but Abdul cursed the book with his signature to kill it's owner.I wish that I am able to beat stephen hawking in a game of chess Edited June 11, 2012 by Toa Of Virtues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Granted, but he challenges you to a rematch that you lose.I wish for an iPhone 4s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) granted. the bad part is you now have an iphone 4s.i wish that this topic would disappear Edited June 12, 2012 by Wheeljack Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Granted. However, before it disappeared, somebody copied everything in it and created a new one exactly like it.I wish I could see an Aurora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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