RAMPANT Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, A one-ton bag of the falls on your head.I wish I had something better to do then post in this thread. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active
Steelsheen Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) Granted! You dig a hole to China.I wish my work for the day was over.-HH Edited June 7, 2012 by Hahli Historian Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club
RAMPANT Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, You have to start your work for tomorrow early.I wish I could fly. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but mid-flight you get sucked straight into the turbine of a plane's engine.I wish I was nocturnal. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 (edited) You walking around the city late at night arouses the suspicion of the police...I wish my iPod got left at my friend's house.=) Edited June 7, 2012 by Space: Ocean of Awe Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
Kopekemaster Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but then you realize you aren't able to use it.I wish I knew all the programming languages there are. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music)
Transcendence Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Granted, but you will forget everything in 24 hours, so make sure to write down the most essential parts of your new knowledge! I wish I could be artistic and write the kind of music I would want to listen to myself. Quote
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 It so happens that everybody else hates your music, and gather at your front for with pitchforks, torches, and baseball bats to put an end to your music.I wish I had the TARDIS=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted, you have it but you can't exactly use it. Unless you, y'know, managed to find some kind of lorry, tied it to the TARDIS console, then stared into its heart. At which point your head would probably explode.I wish I was ambidextrous. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted, now both of your hands are weak. I wish that genies didn't try to find loopholes in my wishes. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted, now they just disregard them completely and do what they want. By the way, you are now a cucumber. ;)I wish for a magical pencil Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted, but it magically draws things on its own and usually messes up your other drawings.I wish I knew what to wish for. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted, and you wish to become a cucumber! =D Sadly, the wish gets corrupted, so you end up as a quacking rock. Sorry.I wish I could just sit down and write the story I've had in my mind for quite a while already Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but you turned to drugs, and I mean the really powerful stuff that even aspiring writers don't use, and your brain gets fried, so instead of using it for creativity, your mind collapses.I wish for strawberries. Edited June 8, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 granted, you get carnivorous pirhanna (or however the karz you spell it) strawberries.I wish I could stop getting distracted by the internet. Quote
Onaku Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted... everything else in the world distracts you... and then. YOU. DIE!!!I wish this wish weren't really a wish and instead a sandwich... Because I'm hungry... Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 Granted, you get a digital sandwich. Have fun trying to eat it.I wish for a bowl of tomato soup and some bread (man I'm hungry). Quote
Onaku Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it's not even digital... it's imagined. Good luck with THAT, at least the digital sandwich existed. :PI wish I could mash some potatoes... Edited June 8, 2012 by The Firewalker Quote BZPRPG Profiles
RAMPANT Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Granted, then they mash you back.I wish I had an Olmak. Edited June 8, 2012 by Toa_Zorak Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, it is finished, but before it could be reviewed, you accidentally insult Gabe Newell, delaying it for an untold amount of time.I wish for pumped up kicks. (Kudos if you get the reference.) Edited June 8, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Taka Nuvia Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, but they all get pumped... into your face. Ouch. (No idea about the reference, sorry. D: )I wish for a friendly demon to accompany me. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, unfortunately, his idea of "friendship" is constantly trying to rip your throat out.I wish I could command an army of Autobots. Quote
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Wish granted, but it's in a Michael Bay movie. It's universally despised with worse reception than even Revenge of the Fallen and you are slated by Transformers fans across the world. You are no longer able to show your face in public without getting Transformers merchandise angrily thrown at you.I wish I could find a tutorial on how to draw a dragon's head that was actually informative. >_> Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, but it was only a Kamodo Dragon (or however you spell it).I wish for an anti-hero pineapple. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Taka Nuvia Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, but after a while its anti-hero-ness turns into gloomy and desperate emo-ness, so you get quite annoyed by it and make some delicious fruit salad. Which has some strange side-effects, such as your skin turning dark and your eyes glowing red... but it was really tasty. ^^I wish for a pocket dimension Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 You get your wish, but it's nothing special. It's just a dimension filled with coats and trousers and nothing else. You can root through the pockets, but the best you'll find is the odd penny somebody forgot about.I wish I was a more patient person. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Taka Nuvia Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, now you're so patient that you decide to wait for the end of the world. Have fun waiting, becuase it will fel like an eternity...I wish for black platform boots that are my size D: Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, but the moment after you get them, your feet double in size. Maybe if you sacrifice one, you get one in the right size.I wish I had better pencils. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Wish Granted, they are better...at breaking.I wish for some yarn.... Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, you get a ball of yarn made out of barbwire.I wish that I could make a decent entry to BBCC #63. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, but I make an even better one.I wish I had a time machine. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Granted, you get a digital clock. Oh wait, you wanted to travel through time in it? Oh...Well...Whoops...On the bright side, this glows in the dark!I wish dragons weren't so tricky to draw. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) Granted, but all dragons now look exactly like this.Not really worth being good at drawing them now though.I wish for Drumsticks. Edited June 9, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 The genie doesn't know whether you want chicken drumsticks or the kind you use for drumming, so you get a carrot instead.I wish for green eggs and ham. Quote
Axilus Prime Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) Granted, but all you can do with it is edit sounds. (Sound flash. That's what you said.)I wish I found a way to bring chaos to the world without hurting anyoneThat was all I needed. HA!On topic:Granted, but they're green due to Lerahk poison.I wish people would stop hating on the Michael Bay Transformers. Edited June 10, 2012 by TNG Prime Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 Me too, man, me too. Unfortunately, now, everyone hates everyTransformers series except the movies.I wish that i had Vezon's staff of fusion. Quote
~Shockwave~ Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 done. but it misfires and fuses you to the ground.i wish i had a prid vehicon Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Axilus Prime Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, but it kills you with a shot to the face. (Hey, cool, my username is also TF-inspired!)I wish I could be better in the BZPRPG. Quote
~Shockwave~ Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 (tf fans unite!)granted, because everyone quits, so you are the best playeri wish that this wish was made (corrupt that!) Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group
Taka Nuvia Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 Granted, this wish was made, but by someone who loves the colour pink, so now everything you have is pink: your clothing, your hair, heck even your eyes and your skin. And your avatar. Next time, better wish for something yourself instead of giving that power to others... ;DI wish for a gothic version of the batmobile. With skulls. 8D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
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