The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Wish Granted, they stop smoking and start shooting up, watch out for used needles .I wish I could build a turtle fence, which is turtle proof, in Michigan. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, and it's the best one in the world. However, the government confiscates it for "national security." (They really just wanted it.)I wish there was no more corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but that also makes this topic rather pointless. :/I wish people would stop making jokes about jester hats - they're serious business! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, they now make jokes about your art. Depressing, right? O_oI wish people wouldn't have creepy avatars and sigs. (Don't worry, you're not in this category...though you used to be.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but then the forums are hacked and everyone's usernames are changed.I wish creepy avs or banners were generally more accepted. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but as they change, people get used to these disturbing images to the point where they are no longer deemed creepy. As such, in an effort to maintain a reputation for creepy content, you have to keep going one step further to try and shock people, until you can go no further, and everyone else on BZPower is mentally trained against fright.I wish that if I wanted to buy anything, the exact amount of money would appear in my pocket. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but after a while people get suspicious. And you pulling a billion dollars out of your pocket was certainly anotehr reason for that... you get attacked by an angry mob, but when they find no money in your pocket, they just throw your body over a bridge. :/I wish I had a pet demon Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted but you sold your awesome hat for it and get eaten by the demon.I wish I had a shotgun Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but it's not much bigger than your thumb.I wish I could meet an alien Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 You get your wish granted, but he's xenophobic and so incredibly rude as a result. Your feelings get so hurt you no longer wish to meet any more aliens.I wish I had the space to put all the songs I wanted onto my phone. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Granted, it explodes.I wish I lived my life as a video game. Edited May 31, 2012 by Zacax Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but then the game freezes. You cam't move, you can't think, but that's still better than lagging, I guess.I wish I could prove that aliens are real Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted but your mob by Nerds wanting to knew how you did this. Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 No wish... you get turned into a cucumber.I wish it were possible for me to look into the past and see how things really happened. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but paradoxes happen. You just killed the universeI wish I had a jet pack Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, it's a pack of 1 mm long model jets.I wish I was 60" taller Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but due to strange circumstance everyone else suddenly is, too, so it's not that much of a difference.I wish someone would grant me three wishes. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, they suck I wish I had super powers Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but they are useless.I wish more people at my school were like me. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, they are ##### and stupidI wish I lived on the moon Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but you live on the dark side of the moon. No sun means that it's really really cold. Also, you shouldn't leave your house because there's no air outside and the space suits are currently out of order. Let's hope you're not claustrophobic...I wish I were at a carnival Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 You are walking around and you trip on a rock, falling into a deep hole. Nobody can hear your shouts 'cause it's too noisy up there, and is that water that's starting to fill the hole?I wish I could time travel without creating paradoxes, and nothing bad happens to me inside or outside the time machine, and I don't get depressod or otherwise unhappy.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted but it's boring without dangerI wish I was a Pokemon! Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but nobody takes you serious anymore because you are just so cuuuute! =DI wish I got to meeet a demon Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, it kills youI wish I had a portal gun Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but while trying the infinite portal trick, you die from the fall.I wish that I would no longer lose at staring contests with Ophanim. Edited May 31, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, now you lose staring contests with a basilisk, which means you get turned to stone...I wish I could work as a jester without having to fear being beheaded if my jokes are not funny Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, now you have to worry about loosing your wingsI wish I had a gunp Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Wish Granted, but I misunderstood you and gave you Forest Gump.I wish for the ability to fly. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, but you have no control, and die in the vacuum of space. I wish people would reply within two minutes of my BZPRPG posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 You get your wish granted, but because everyone rushes their responses, it's all hastily written and looks quite bad.I wish that I'd stop partaking in the RPG for about a week, then get bored and ditch it for a month. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted but you leave BZPower shortly afterI wish I made a robot Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, it's Megatron, and he kills you.I wish Optimus Prime would come and kill Megatron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, but then Megatron comes back as a Zombie and kills Optimus Prime. D: (Zombie-bot. Heh heh)I wish I could do a crazy evil laugh without nearly choking. :/ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted. Now when you do an evil laugh, you actually choke.I wish I didn't have trouble sleeping. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, you sleep forever.I wish my 8-year old sister wasn't so smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, she now smells like roses. Always. Which sadly doesn't go with every parfume, as she will realize when she gets older.I wish for a bodyguard who is a knight. With armour and everything. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, but he pulls a Sentinel Prime. (I hope you know what that means.)I wish people would not annoy me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Granted, now they amuse you endlessly. In fact, they amuse you so much you always have to laugh when you see people, and as a result of that, they think you're making fun of them, and start to avoid you.I wish I had some cursed demon armour Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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