Protodite Karzahni Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 You're now an immortal demon, but you're so optimistic that nobody can take you seriously. To be a proper demon, you're meant to be brutal and intimidating, but you're just all smiles and rainbows. You get laughed out of the demon committee. I wish I had my driving license. And the skills to drive. And the skills not to crash. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, you still don't have a car and people doubt your skills too much to let you borrow one.I wish for some duck tape. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Miku Hatsune Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 You get tape in shape of a duck.I wish for a steel dagger. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Granted. It quacks, but it isn't really sticky. :/Ninja'dGranted, but one of your enemies gets hold of it and uses it to slit your throat.I wish I had a pet dragon. Edited May 30, 2012 by Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Haecceity Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Hope you taste good roasted...Or else that dragon's meal will be spoiled!I wish I could bend time and space around me. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, you are now a black hole. A lonely black hole, because everyone's avoiding you so they won't get sucked in. D:I wish I could summon a demon. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, you successfully summon me, but I was more interested in taking your soul then listening to what you had to say.I wish I knew what to do with Demon Jester's soul... Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, but the Demon Jester is really unhappy with being only a mere soul now, and I fear things won't turn out the way you expected them, no matter what you try.I wish nobody could imprison me or my soul! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, but it cost you your soul.I wish I would stop feeling bad for Demon Jester's soul... Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, now the Demon Jester is all alone without anyone caring. It's a really sad story. :(I wish someone would pity the Demon Jester's soul. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, I return your soul to you but you will still feel sad for a while.I wish I was not a demon anymore. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Mr. Fluffy Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, though you lose some epic powers you had as a demon.I wish I looked like Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series. Quote "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!"
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, but you only look like this until midnight.I wish I could meet Leonardo da Vinci in person Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted. However, circumstances so arrange themselves that he dies in your presence and all the evidence appears to indicate that you killed him. And no one will listen to your "I didn't do it".I wish I was Alice Cooper's guitarist. Quote ___ ___ ___
JPNML Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, but you aren't good enough,so they kick you out.I wish I had an ice mocha. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, but it's without any caffeine D:I wish I could have come up with a longer corruption Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Wish Granted, but I stole the credit for it.I wish my liver contained a rusty book of dark secrets. Edited May 30, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted. But you do know that rust is not good for your liver? Maybe you should see a doctor...I wish demons were real. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
JPNML Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted,but they all kill you for imitating them.I wish I had a non-stolen Indestructible jester hat that always fit me no matter what, looked normal in public,and made Taka nuvia Demon Jester jealous. Quote
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, but Demon Jester got an even better one.I wish for The Colt and the appropriate ammo for it. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Somebody shoots you with it.I wish I had an airplane that works, and I don't care what size it is (even microscopic). And it doesn't get destroyed in any way, I don't get hurt in any way, and I paid for it with our an problems.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, you are sent to a plane of existence that happens to be in the air, by the way it is also in the afterlife, since you were killed when your pancreas ruptured, have fun.I wish to spend sometime and be friends with Dionysus. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
JPNML Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, but since he is the god of wine, you drink yourself to death, as friends,but Dionysus is immortal, so he doesn't die.I wish I had decent drawing skills. Quote
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Well that seems like a fun way to go, but while I am up here, it is nice to see you again Space: Ocean of Awe, how do you like the plane?Anyway, Wish Granted, but now you get carpal tunnel syndrome.I wish for a ghost kitty. Edited May 30, 2012 by Proud Stigma Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Quite a nice view, actually.You have a ghost kitty, unfortunately there is no such thing as ghost kitty litter.I wish I was alive again.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Wish Granted, but now you are an ant. See you back here soon.I wish more of you were here, it is fun. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
JPNML Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted, but they all traded their hearts for chocolates.I wish my cat wasn't so vicious. Quote
Vandenreich Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 Granted. But some guy comes and eats it.I wish I had mad skills In every thing. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Kopekemaster Posted May 30, 2012 Posted May 30, 2012 But then you become a mad hatter.I wish that pine trees weren't so.....sappy. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music)
Toa_of_Power Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, but this creates a massive imbalance in the ecosystem, thus severely damaging the Earth. I wish I could turn invisible at will, and turn back at will. Quote THIS LINK MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH: http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=5085
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 You are killed by people randomly flinging things in your general direction without you knowing about it.I wish Babylon was no longer dust. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Granted but get killed by its people I wish I was noble six Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Wish Granted, but you failed to save Reach and die alone in an epic last stand, but don't worry, at least Halsey remembers you.I wish I could save Pvt. Jenkins from his rather hellish experience. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 You sacrifice yourself instead.I wish I would finish my homework!=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Wish Granted, but you are now a workaholic and never come to the site again.I wish I could SAFETY DANCE! Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Toa_of_Power Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) Granted, but its so out of style no one talks to you.I wish Kurt Cobain was brought back to life in good mental, physical, and musical condition. Edited May 31, 2012 by Toa_of_Power Quote THIS LINK MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH: http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=5085
ZTG Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Granted but he is a zombie and kills youI wish I could be a power ranger!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis
Axilus Prime Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Granted, you're a pink one.I wish I could have seen Transformers DOTM in 3D. (Though I saw the 2D version and it was epic.) Quote
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Wish Granted, but you get a migraine.I wish I was a Dhampyr. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Axilus Prime Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I don't know what that is, so I go with Taka Nuvia's example and turn you into a cucumber, having assumed that's what it is.I wish people at my school would stop smoking. Quote
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