The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's something so obvious you get rather depressed when you find out.I wish I could have a life's worth of nightmares in one night, and then no more nightmares for ever.

[PutYaGunsOn]

It's very mundane, boring, and easily corruptible.Edit: GAH! Beaten. Anyway, your nightmares are so scarring that even though you'll never get nightmares again, you become afraid to fall asleep at all.I wish every single Turaga that has ever been a Toa could revert back to being Toa.

Edited May 29, 2012 by Shinken Green

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now the islands are covered with Toa, and there are so many of them that some have to become makuta so that there is a balance of power. Many dreams were shattered that day, and it would never be the same again...I wish for Heavy Metal.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but now there is a pile of scrape metal from Pripyat (and yes it is "hot").I wish for more advanced hacking skills.

Edited May 29, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but at the same time all websites update their hacking protection...I wish I could quicksave my life and go back to a previous saving point to try again if things don't work out the way I wanted them to.

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. However, one day the very moment you're making a quicksave you accidentally fall into a bottomless pit. Since you only have quicksave and can't go back to earlier saves, all you can do is fall into the pit again and again.I wish I could play guitar really well.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

You play so well that your guitar strings break every two minutes.I wish I could give my imagination a kickstart.=)

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Haecceity]

He immediately goes offline again.I wish my scanner wasn't horrible.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, it is now so sensitive that it scans the high definition dust particles and does not reach the image.I wish for a soft sponge.

[Haecceity]

You get a soft sponge full of rusty nails.I wish Shadow was widely considered to be good.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Well, I don't what specifically you are referring to, so you look at your shadow and it happens to look good.I wish for some blood bile.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's yours, spilling all over the floor. I wish I had a working microphone that can record properly.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you realize that you absolutely hate how your voice sounds when recorded ><I wish I could see through walls

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. You get overly excited while recording something, and spill your drink all over it. Goodness, ninjas these days!Granted. Unfortunately you accidentally see through the wall into the men's washrooms.I wish I had more time.=)

Edited May 30, 2012 by Space: Ocean of Awe

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, you're trapped in a pocket dimension where you cannot die, escape, or starve. You have all the time in the world...and are LITERALLY bored into insanity.

[Taka Nuvia]

No wish. You are now a cucumber. *sheesh*I wish I could work as a jester

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, you're as sad as the one in your avatar.I wish I had made a good wish last time.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but sadly I was uncreative with the corrupton, so you end up as a cucumber again. ;)I wish I knew what others think about me.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but because of this suspicious knowledge, people start to avoid you out of nervousness.I wish more people would post their opinions of the art, epics, and comics I make.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but most of the opinions just consist of a simple number rating. 5/5 or similar.I wish I couöld wear my jester hat outside without coming across as weird.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now all the kids from the neighbourhood want to ride it. =/I wish I knew an Alchemist

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, you are turned into a golden statue. In other words...dead.I wish I could see Avengers in the theater. (Even though it was so awesome even in LQ.)

[Kopekemaster]

Yes, but you find out that:The movie stinks,The popcorn is stale,There's no Coca-cola,The only candy they have is Necco Wafers,And all your money falls out of your pocket while you are sitting in an uncomfortable chair.I wish that I had a full Proto tank!

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they are not as tasty as you remember them to be.I wish I could start again.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, they're poisoned and you die.I wish I had self-replenising money.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Taka Nuvia]

Wrong game, mushy. And no wish... you all make really pretty cucumbers, I tell you.I wish I hadn't changed my display name.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed, sorry.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Dwanny]

Granted, but it freezes your tongue.I wish for apple mush!

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

It's made from rotten apples.I wish I wasn't such a distracted person=)

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now you're always focused. Sadly never on the right thing. Because yes, the bookshelf above the TV is far more important than the TV, right? Helloooo? Are you listening?I wish for the zombie apocalypse!

[Protodite Karzahni]

Your wish gets granted and the first zombies emerge from the graveyards, hungry for brains. However, our military then discover their one weakness. Bullets. This is probably the most shortlived and anti-climactic apocalypses we've ever seen.I wish I were resistant to bullets.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but what about knives? Or swords? Too bad you're now stuck in medieval times where your newly acquired super skill isn't that helpful.I wish I were a fantastic jester and would not get beheaded.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but you only do tricks at some hobo's b-day party, and he rips off your face!!!I wish that I had all A's.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you stole them from me, and now I want you to give them back! They're mnine! D=<I wish for epic Heavy Metal. With zombies.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. Every book, magazine, newspaper, or even website, that you read consists only of A's. You lose touch with many a friend, because you are no longer able to communicate electronically or on paper.You! Always you who ninja's me!You get epic heavy metal: a lump of uranium. But the government thinks you are trying to make nuclear weapons to start a zombie apocalypse, so they take you away, never to be heard from again.I wish all my plans would work!=)

Edited May 30, 2012 by Space: Ocean of Awe

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, everything works out the way you expected it. Then you get caught by the government and well, you didn't make a plan for that... sorry.I wish I were an immortal demon that could never be depressed.