The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[PutYaGunsOn]

All the books are just really long descriptions of a dinosaur named Roary dying a slow, painful death that lasts for however many books you plan to publish. Probably caused by that meteor.I wish I had a Golden Kanohi that I could actually use, and could do literally EVERYTHING that the Toa Mata's Golden Kanohi could do. And couldn't malfunction.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

You accidentally kill yourself while testing your new powers.I wish I was awesome at writing.=)

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but since "awesome" is subjective, you are only awesome to yourself.I wish I could drive like The Stig.

[JPNML]

Granted, but your awesome driving attracts the police. They think it is so awesome,they give you the electric chair.I wish for nothing.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

In so doing, you have sent yourself to The Void, here there is eternal nothingness, and you happen to be stuck there.I wish for a familiar.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

A familiar? The confused granter doesn't know what to grant, so she gives you a rubber ducky that doesn't squeak.I wish I wouldn't keep losing my glasses=)

[PutYaGunsOn]

You never lose them, but they break. You end up getting contacts...and lose those.I wish I was a Makuta.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but then you are hit and crushed by a moon. What? Things like that happen! D=I wish I were a superhero.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, your superpower is to create feces from your hands.I wish no one would starve, at no cost of any kind, money-related or not, for anyone. (Ha.)

[Dwanny]

Granted, but you don't make any profit and you starve. Heheh.I wish for italian cookies.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Dwanny

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they're only called Italian cookies - actually they were made in chine. D=I wish I were an immortal god and could do whatever I want.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

In so doing you become too powerful, and since Omnipotence trumps Immortality, you die too.I wish for a rusty exploding nail.

[Dwanny]

Granted, but... Wha?! a rusty exploding nail?Allright, your toenails are now misformes, rusted and filled with gunpowder.

[Taka Nuvia]

Dwanny, Dwanny, Dwanny... when will you remember to put a wish at the end? *tsk tsk* You know the drill, no wish means I'll turn you into a cucumber. ;)I wish I were a mighty demon._{Edit: eliminated extra comma}

Edited May 28, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Dwanny]

Granted, but as we all know, demons cannot die.Thus, you tire of your endless life, and decide to kill yourself.To no avail, of course.You are now crippled, old, and stuck in a depression that will haunt you for the rest of your eternal life.I wish i could escape the fools i'm surrounded bye and fry them laughing.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

You do, but then you come to the realization that you needed them to function and become depressingly bored, or worse.I wish I could fall to Earth from Space.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Your wish gets granted, but on your plummet down smack into a satellite, which knocks you out. Lucky that, because you then get pulled into the turbines of a planes engine during your descent.I wish I lived in the wild with a pack of (friendly) wolves.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and you speak their language very well. But one day, scientists discover you and the wolves, and seperate you. Sadly you can't speak 'our' tongue anymore, so they believe you are insane, and you end up in a mental institution.I wish I could travel to the past and meet interesting people!

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

You meet a very interesting person. He seems kind of shady though. Then you go missing, never to be seen or heard from again.I wish Taka Nuvia didn't go missing.=)

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish granted, but now you have no arms.I wish for a quizlix.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but because I have no idea what that is it doesn't funtion properly, and therefore explodes.I wish I were a myth.

[Haecceity]

As you are a ancient myth, you cease to exist at the present time-causing a paradox in which you cannot be a myth and wish to be one at the same time.I wish for unconditional control over water, with no chance that I will be harmed by the power or the water.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, unfortunately it then becomes so hot that your water becomes steam, which you have no control over.I wish for some pie.

[Haecceity]

The pie is made of protosteel. Have fun trying to eat it!I wish for a harmless speck of dust and a lemon.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the dust is on the lemon. You sure you want to eat that?I wish I knew a wizard

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

It is then that you meet me, but then I accidentally turn you into a cat.I wish I knew freerunning.

[Dwanny]

Granted, but whilst running you stumble and fall into a neverending chasm that swallows you up, plunging you further down, down, down, down untill you die of thirst.I wish for CERTIFIED italian cookies.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you have to pay three times as much because they are CERTIFIED. =/I wish I were a phoenix.

[Dwanny]

Granted, but due to your eternal life you-- hey, haven't we been through this before? o_0I wish i would stop becoming a cucumber...

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted! =D You are now turned back into your normal self, but sadly you just killed the running gag.I wish I could be an immortal being without getting eternally depressed and wanting to kill myself.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but now you start turning into a pickle.Been ninja'd oh well.Wish Granted, but now because you are not depressed, and with no desire for suicide, you have immortality but you have absolutely no motivation to do anything what-so-ever, though at least you are not depressed.I wish for evil mangos.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Proud Stigma

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the evil mangos eat you. :(I wish I could switch my creativity on and off at will.

[Dwanny]

D'oh, there goes my excuse.Granted, you use your power to dedicate yourself to finding a cure for cancer. After all, you have all the time in the world, maybe even more.Sadly, just when you think you have it and test it it proves to turn people into zombies, and the epidemic spreads.Except for you, since you're immortal. Now you're alone. But you remain optimistic. why? due to a stupid wish you made eons ago.Hahah.Hahahahah.I wish i could turn into a frozen banana. x3EDIT-- d'oh, ninja'd. meh.

Edited May 28, 2012 by Dwanny

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you are now a frozen banana. Which is incredibly helpful and totally makes sense... let's hope nobody wants to make themselves a banana smoothie <.<I wish I my mind weren't so restless today

[Dwanny]

Grated-- now its dead. I wish for eternal stuff.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but your kind can't comprehend it.I wish my imagination would stop bothering me.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but now you are a boring and apathetic shell devoid of motivation, creativity, and highly depressed.I wish I had a box.

[Haecceity]

You get an imaginary box full of imaginary things that summon real creatures to devour you.I wish for a grain of salt.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish granted, but I ate it.I wish for a steel bucket.

[Klak]

You have a steel bucket, but it is stolen from you.I wish I could read my dog's mind.