The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted. You are wheat, going through the process of turning into flour. Yeouch.I wish to be the Jester demigod of the world

Edited August 5, 2012 by Dimentio

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you're awful at it.I wish I had a pet Dream Eater (Spirit, not Nightmare.).

[Miku Hatsune]

It eats your soul.I wish i was a better Jester Demigod

[Akuna Toa of Sonics]

Granted, but you go mad with power.I wish my sheep would stop jumping over my fence in Minecraft.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but they go around your fence.I wish that psionics would become an allowable element in the BZPRPG (it's my favorite element)

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

It isn't allowed? Not the I can't see why, anyway.Wish Granted but you encounter a character whose mind is too vast an nigh incomprehensible that your character immediately goes insane, such a trait is now available to all making psionics quite pointless, if not more harmful.I wish for the one ring to rule them all.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but you didn't specify rule what, so it rules all of the napkins in the world. For some reason, psionics was replaced by crystal in BZPRPG.I wish for a fencing epee

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but you can only use it for the Olympics.I wish that I would have the Street Fighter 25th Anniversary Collection.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it gets stolen.I wish I was Wheatley. (The thing in my avatar)

[Constructelf]

Granted, but since you are GLaDOS's stupid core, you jump into a waterfall and dieI wish for a smallsword and parrying dagger

[Hordaki]

Granted, but as you're inspecting them, a man falls through your roof, and after that, someone walks in on you with a blade next to a dead guy and you get arrested for murder.I wish for a Dream Eater (from Kingdom Hearts (also Spirit not Nightmare)).

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but it's deaf, so it can't hear.I wish I had the ability to stop thinking selfish thoughts.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but you start thinking selfless thoughts, causing you to jump in front of a train to protect a little girlI wish that someone on BZP would create a post-2010 rpg

[StrobeFlashLite]

Granted, but it gets locked due to some freak breaking the RPG's rules.I wish I had a Super Nintendo.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it has no controllers, games, or a power cord.I wish I commanded a Protoss army.

[MetruDriskull]

Granted, but they are all lazy and never do work.I wish for a real life TF2 Sentry.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but you are Zerg rushed while your units are still in construction.I wish for the statement to be true, even though the previous one is false.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but the paradox causes a time crashI wish that I had all outposts in Dragons of Atlantis

[The Mask of Ice]

They get zerg rushed.I wish I could use my fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, herd them onto a boat and then beat them up.

Edited August 6, 2012 by The Mask of Ice

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but you are imprisoned for 10 years with a fee of 900,000 because of animal abuse, and you wasted all that money on buying and punching animals.I wish for Dawnguard was never delayed for PS3 and came out on the scheduled time.

[Miku Hatsune]

Granted. Its unplayable, for it has tons of glitches.I wish i had a diamond.

[Vandenreich]

Granted, You now have the Two Of Diamonds. You know the card :PI wish I knew if I was Human or Dancer.

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but your sign is vital and your hands are cold, meaning you probably died.I wish I met the spaceman.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but it eats you.I wish I could fire bend.

[StrobeFlashLite]

Granted, but it all backfires.I wish I had a better computer!

[That Which Is]

Granted, but it blows up in your face.I wish for something bad to happen to me.

[The Mask of Ice]

Something bad happens to you, but later causes a chain of events that culminates in something that more than makes up for the bad event.I wish I could cast magic missile at the darkness.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but it's daytime, so there isn't really any darkness around.I wish there were more episodes of Doctor Who on Netflix.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but then the show gets cancelled.I wish I had StarCraft II.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but your computer/console can't handle it. =/I wish I didn't have a hedache

[Hordaki]

Granted, but since you misspelled headache, it comes back 5 minutes later.I wish the cake was a lie.

Edited August 7, 2012 by IV. Vexen

[The Lord Of Wednesday]

Wish Granted, but the Portal series is now non-existent.I wish for a look into very specific areas of interest in the 10th dimension while being able to comprehend it.

[Onaku]

Granted, but although you can comprehend it, it strains you greatly... in the end killing you.I wish for a nugget in a biscuit, dipped in mashed potatoes, some safety torches to go along with it and a diamond sword!

[Constructelf]

Granted, but the torches light the food on fire and then burn out. In the dark, you drop your diamond sword.I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wishfor a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wishfor a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish .

[Void Emissary]

Granted, but no one understands what you wish is, so you get a rock, instead.I wish I had a hamburger.-Void

[Terminus]

Granted. However, it is uncooked, so you take a bite, get sick, and almost die. Then you get a fully cooked, delicious hamburger, and it is so good that you die.I wish for a flying car.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted. Your car is now flying off a cliff.I wish I had an Aperture Science sentry turret.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but it shoots you.I wish that I could write better in BZPRPG and not break so many rules

[Makuta DUSt]

Granted, but you end up devoting your entire life to the thing (it's very addictive!).I wish for the San Diego Comic Con Green Lantern minifigure.

[Terminus]

Granted. It's rare and quite valuable, so thieves come to your house and steal it, then they sell it on eBay for $43.82 plus shipping. You never see it again.I wish for a bucket of cement.