The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but a monster then eats us all.I wish that the monster hadn't done that.

[J46 Nui]

Granted, but the monster eats everyone else.I wish for the monster to be defeated.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but it comes back as a zombie.I wish for fish.

[J46 Nui]

You get piranhas.I wish my PS3 wasn't broken.

[Chro]

It actually still works, but you trash it before you realize that.I wish I could taste the rainbow.

[Constructelf]

It tastes horrible.I wish that Jawas didn't steal my sentry

[Goldy Grins]

Granted; they repossess it instead.I wish I had a hamburger.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but it gets ham-burglarized by Tahu.I wish for a new car.

[Dual Cee]

Granted but the car is parked on the moonI wish i had Tahu Mata

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but he always steals your hamburgers.I wish for my car to be back on earth.

[Geardirector]

It burns up on re-entry into our atmosphere.I wish Disney will treat their new properties (lucasarts) with care, and put some actual effort into SW episode 7

Edited November 7, 2012 by Kopakamidak

[Dual Cee]

Too bad I eat no hamburgers yeey my wish didn't get corrupt :nahnah:Your car gets back on earth but in an alternate universe where you not exist.I wish I whould get more grades of my english teacher

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but your math grades go down considerably. And Tahu starts stealing your shoes.I wish my car was on this earth.

[Dual Cee]

Granted your car goes to the planet ThisearthI wish tahu stops being alive and give my shoes back

[Geardirector]

(You are aware your previous post got ninja'd, right?)He burns them before he does so, then come back as a zombie and eats your brainsI wish I was faster.

[Dual Cee]

You are to fast and answer before the question is told everyone starts to hate you and you suicideI wish I knew what Ninja'd was

[Geardirector]

(The split-second before you posted, some else submitted a post, meaning your post comes second. As such, your post where you corrupted Takaru's wish about the car is invalid because I did it a split-second before you, you have to corrupt my wish)Now you know, and your mistake will haunt you for the rest of your lifeI wish people in general were nicer

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, all military generals are nicer.I wish I had an electric guitar

[Geardirector]

Granted, all military generals are nicer.

(Seriously? How is that a bad thing? FAIL)Anyway, your electric guitar has no power, so it's uselessI wish Takuru was better at corrupting wishes

[J46 Nui]

He gains the ability to grant corrupted wishes.I wish I had a job.

[Klak]

You do, but you work for a villain who ISN'T David Xanatos. The employment will likely not last long as the villain's plan will be foiled in 3...2.....1....I wish the villain's plan would not be foiled, thus granting J46 Nui stable employment.

[Dual Cee]

Granted but the villain expects treachery so he kills himI wish i had the money to buy the copyright of bionicle

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you now own the copyright, but all you can use it for is writing some official web serials. It won't really revive it though, because you know, sets don't just materialize from out of nowhere...I wish I had a magical rainbow unicorn of science.

[Dual Cee]

Granted, you now own the copyright, but all you can use it for is writing some official web serials. It won't really revive it though, because you know, sets don't just materialize from out of nowhere...I wish I had a magical rainbow unicorn of science.

Yes but writing the serials is all I wanted, yeeey no curruption.You get your unicorn but it is made by mutran, so lifespam= 3daysI wish, that i could wish (a hard one)

[Geardirector]

Granted, but you can only wish for things you don't want at all (rather easy, I'd say)

[Dual Cee]

Didn't think of thatNo wish so you get corrupted instaid of your wish, you transform in green slimeI wish potatoes were smarter but not too smart

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but a dude who thinks potatoes are sending cyborg potatoes from the future to kill him, starts bombing potato farms.I wish I could play Fallout 3

(Seriously? How is that a bad thing? FAIL)

(They're so nice they don't even defend their country.)

[Constructelf]

Granted, but you can only play Fallout 3 for one secondI wish that people posted in the BZPRPG more often

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It gets filled with so many posts per minute you can hardly get a word in.I wish that a good heavy metal band would play somewhere near where I live.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to go there and they play in a concert hall that won't allow any sound to get outside, so you can't hear it at all. Furthermore, the next day your friends who were there tell you how awesome the concert had been, and what awesome stuff you missed out on.I wish I looked like my avatar. ^^

[Maphrox: Toa of Polygons]

Granted, but since your avatar is a skeleton, you have no internal organs, so you die.I wish I had a Klondike bar.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it wasn't really worth selling your soul. And fake, too. Now you're stuck with a useless Klondike bar... and no soul. For all eternity, yay.I wish for a powerful demon from another dimension that is bound to fulfill my wishes and can neither kill or harm me nor influence others or the world to do so and is generally of a very friendly and forgiving personality.

[J46 Nui]

Unfortunately, you never get to meet him, being in separate dimensions and all.I wish that I was resurrected from my death in Toa Temporal's post and not as a zombie.

Edited November 10, 2012 by J46 Nui

[Geardirector]

The machines took over during your "absense" and enslave you as wellI wish I had an Akaku

Edited November 10, 2012 by Kopakamidak

[Dual Cee]

You gain an akaku made out of foam have fun with it :)I wish I gained better grades at scool

[Toa 95]

Granted. Your overall C- is now a C.I wish I had an NES.

[Dual Cee]

I dont undestand a thing about the american grades in europe its most of the time from 0 to 10 so i guess C- = 3 and C = 4 an I right?You get a NES but all games dissapearI wish this topic gone

[Constructelf]

Granted but a new one identical to it appears.I wish for more wishes.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but you can only get things you hate.I wish I could hold my liquour

[Dual Cee]

Granted but before you can test it a meteor falls from the sky and you dieI wish I was the only one in the world who could wish