The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you have no pieces to build it with.

 

I wish for free cake.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's moldy.I wish I didn't have to wait till tomorrow to get my 3DS.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you got stuck in time 1 second before you got it. Stinks for you.

 

I wish I had a better wish.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's only better for your next-door neighbor, and it's horrifyingly worse for you.I wish I wasn't stuck in time.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, Time is going in reverse for you.

 

I wish I had Garry's M od.

Edited July 10, 2013 by Lieutenant Obvious

[Kopekemaster]

A what? Well, you get it, but...umm...it breaks or something.

 

I wish for a magic sword.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you're magically killed by it.I wish for a non-toxic, fresh, and completely and harmlessly normal sandwich.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, it's made with organic Habaneros.

 

I wish I had the power to spawn anvils over peoples heads.

Edited July 10, 2013 by Lieutenant Obvious

[Kopekemaster]

Granted. You accidentally spawn it over your head.

 

I wish I was a ghost.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but to become one, you are first painfully and brutally murdered.I wish that was a little less violent.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. Instead, everyone else is a little more violent, and everyone kills each other. Starting with you, the least violent of 7 billion.

 

I wish more people would read my comics.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, a dirty old man thinks your comics are awesome, and encourages other dirty old men to read it.

 

I wish I knew how to DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

Edited July 10, 2013 by Lieutenant Obvious

[man774]

Granted, but now you can do the HARLEM SHAKE-indefinitely.

 

 

I wish to rule zimbabwe

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, your approval rating is approaching 0%.

 

I wish I were the president of the world.

[man774]

wish granted, but you got impeached three seconds into it.

 

 

 

I wish to have a face.

[Kopekemaster]

Granted, but it is a really ugly face.

 

I wish I could read all of Homestuck in one day.

[man774]

granted, but you have nothing else to read.

 

EVER.

 

I wish my brother was a cornucopia

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted. Cornucopias don't have mouths, lungs, or digestion systems, so your brother can't eat or breathe.

 

I wish I knew how coconut milk tasted.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but only by tasting it. The only problem is, it's way past its expiration date (February 1991) and you die.

 

I wish Slizer was revived with cool sets and storyline and everyone loved it.

Edited July 11, 2013 by kopaka's kool kompanion

[tahukan]

Granted but your hit bye a car before you can get a setI wish I knew what docter who was about

[The Invisible Handman]

You learn about docter who but realize that what you really wanted to know about was Doctor Who.

 

I wish the person below me had an existential crisis.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you have one, too.

 

I wish I wasn't hit by a car and had all of the revamped Slizers.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, you lose the slizers.

 

I wish I had all the sandwiches.

[Spiderus Prime]

Granted and All of them are PB&V.

 

I wished BZPower was a Micky Fan Site!

[Dapper-Sama]

Why would you want that!?

 

Granted, BZPower is now a Mickey Fan Site. Now look what you've done.

 

I wish the person above me wasn't clinically insane.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You are instead.

 

I wish I still had all the Slizers.

[tahukan]

Granted but your friend comes by and steps on them and breaks. Every single OneI wish I could fly

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. In an airplane.

 

I wish my Slizers weren't broken.

[Hiram McDaniels]

Granted, but your bionicles break.I wish I had more hard drive space

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, you have one more bit of hard drive space. That bit contains a virus.

 

I wish I could find my jacket.

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted, it strangles you.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but I slap you for making such an overused wish.

 

I wish I had unlimited technic for mocing.

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted.You own nothing else

 

I wish for the following wish to be uncorruptible: I wish for cake.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted- you die.

 

I wish for more wishes

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted. The wishes eat you.

 

I wish nothing.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted you get everything.

EVERYTHING

 

I wish something were named after me.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but that thing is a dead bird.I wish more people here on BZP played and liked Solatorobo: Red the Hunter.

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted, but the people who don't start playing burn every copy in the world.

 

I wish there was a way to have an uncorruptible wish.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted. EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIING

 

I wish I could make a coherent wish corruption.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you are the only one who understands it, and Kestora kill you while trying to figure out why only you can understand it.

 

I wish all of my sets were in One Piece.