The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Kessen]

Wish granted, but it dooms you!

 

 

I wish I had more members on my site!

[Stuxn]

Granted, but they're all very rude.

 

I wish that my wish won't be corrupted.

Edited April 3, 2013 by Staxx the Potato

[Makuta Luroka]

granted, you wish to die

 

I wish for a wish

[Van Hohenheim]

wish granted. the wish is that you didn't have that wish.

 

I wish i could Divide by Zero

[Vakama-san]

Granted. But where does that get you?I wish I could play Super Smash Bros. Brawl more often.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are forced to constantly play the game for the rest of your life. I wish that Google Glass will work with prescription eyeglasses.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted, they're stuck in X-Ray vision.

 

I wish my return was

 

REMARKABLE

[P~M]

Granted:

 

Say, I really would've thought he'd have seen that banana peel lying on the ground.

Indeed, my good sir! Very good of you to make that remark!

 

I wish I had a better battery.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It is better looking, but works half as well.I wish for inspiration.

[Death of the Endless]

Granted. You are inspired to write something so horrible, its hatedom is fifty times the size of its fandom.

 

I wish for a purple platypus-bear.

[Chro]

It is a very elderly purple platypus-bear. He passes away peacefully in his sleep surrounded by friends and family. You are sad.

 

I wish I did my homework more often.

[Geardirector]

You do, but then I walk up using a CLEVER DISGUISE and steal them from you.

 

I wish I was a master thief of Sly Cooper's caliber

Edited April 10, 2013 by Geardirector

[Jonathan Crane]

Congrats, you get caught.

 

I wish I was more awesome (Is that possible?)

[Death of the Endless]

Granted, you are so awesome that you become disillusioned with the rest of the not-as-awesome world and live the rest of your life in bitterness and sorrow.

 

I wish for a Rarity figurine.

[Dapper-Sama]

Granted. Rarity, meet Medusa! And the Shrink-Ray!

 

I wish moarr of my MOCpages friends were on here.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but the troll the place so much that you're all banned.I wish for eternal world peace.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted. Humans blow up the Earth and leave it, causing interplanetary war. The worlds themselves are waging it, and they are at peace themselves.

 

I wish some people commented on my comedy.

Edited April 14, 2013 by Canis Lupus

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's all spam.I wish I had a Koopa shell.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted. The Koopa is still inside and attacks you.

 

I wish I had a good idea for an RPG.

[Lemony Lepid]

granted, nobodie plays it

 

I wish I could guest star in dark's comics

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you guest star as an annoying narrator.I wish I had an empty Koopa shell.

[Devorath]

Granted! Who put itching powder in it?

 

I wish I had all of the Comic Con minifigures, and I would get them in an immediatly openable container and in an undamaged and complete state. No one would notice anything different, and I will never lose the figures. They will not be counterfeit minifigures, and would be copies from the event itself. Bar a natural level of excitement lasting 2 minutes, and after that my emotions will return a normal state. The minifigures or anything else related to me receiving them, will cause me, or any other thing on earth any physical or mental harm.

 

Beat that

Edited April 16, 2013 by Devorath

[Vakama-san]

YOUR WISH CONTAINS MULTIPLE WISHES. YOUR WISH IS INVALID.I wish I had a dark-blue, pin-striped, Minifig suit.

[Hitoshura]

Granted, but it doesn't fit on the other minifig parts.I wish for a cardboard box with nothing in it.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it has a time-bomb strapped to the outside. And look, the timer says "0:00".I wish I had a LEGO TARDIS that's the right size for a Toa Metru.

[Miku Hatsune]

Wish granted. Your toa metru travels into the future and wreaks havoc.

I wish for a personal carnival.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's a carnival with only one attraction: the owner gets shoved into a pit of lions.I wish my Toa Metru didn't wreak havoc in the future.

[Kopekemaster]

Given, but they now wreak havoc in the past and present!

 

I wish that computers never stopped working.

[Devorath]

Given, but they are computers from the 1990's. I wish for a cheeseburger.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's unbelievably toxic.I wish I had Slender: The Arrival.

[Hitoshura]

Granted, but it's real and Slender man kills you.

 

I wish that I had more time for homework.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. you get more time,but the homework amount increases as well, changing almost nothing.

 

I wish your wish was a wish that wished my wish was wished for wishes to wish for wishes with.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but due to confusion caused by your post, I "accidentally" wish for your death.I wish stargatestaticTH was still alive.

[Kanakalackin]

But Stargatestatic is confusing

 

I wish that I had movie accurate Kraahkan.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's cracked.I wish I had a bowl of cereal.

[Kanakalackin]

Granted, but it's moldy.

 

I wish that I was a Toa.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but, using the Kanohi Olmak you happen to be wearing, you accidentally send yourself to a dimension of literally nothing. You are subsequently torn apart in the infinite vacuum.I wish my cereal wasn't moldy.

[Kanakalackin]

Granted, now it's stale.

 

I wish that I was still in one piece...

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you're not exactly in the specific order you wanted...

 

I wish I had a complete Bionicle Collection.

[Kanakalackin]

Granted, but all of the limbs are broken.

 

I wish that I was in one piece in the order that is normal.