Jakura Nuva Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) Granted. You get less sleep then before, and die. I wish my death came painlessly Edited August 8, 2014 by Jakura Nuva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but your afterlife won't be pleasant. I wish I had a Super Nintendo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but it's a glitchy one. I wish I had a genie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but it is evil and you constantly have "accidents" happening to you. I wish I could transform into an independent Bohrok, to see what it is like. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted. And it's the most awful experience you could imagine. I wish I was a Nuva (that didn't die from the energized protodermis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but I steal your powers - and you don't get them back. I wish I could shapeshift. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but you can only change into an uglier version of yourself. I wish I had ultimate knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Granted, but the knowledge comes from Spongebob. I wish I had some chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted, but it's robot chicken. I wish I had a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted, it's a dollhouse. I wish everything was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 granted, everything is cool when you're part of a team I wish for not coming close to being struck by lightning like i was the other day Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Granted, you are really struck and die. I wish nothing was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 granted: i wish for an actual Mask of Telekenesis Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, now you can do solos but not rhythm.I wish I had whatever instrument Gelu has. =PThe one I was referring to was my rather guitar. Now do you really want it? Granted, but you can only lift up anything lighter than a single sheet of standard printer paper. I wish I could get GNR out of my head. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, you now have a Gnu in your head. I wish I had more ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 granted. you now have the Hyper Kirby theme in your head I wish for a live-action Bionicle movie Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, but you have the Hyper Kirby theme in your head. Like it? you won't soon enough.Also, Natalie Portman is in the movie. And it's made by Disney. I wish I could get the Hyper Kirby theme out of my head now. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, it's no longer in your head. Every noise-emitting device you pass starts making it, though. I wish that live-action Bionicle movie was actually made. It doesn't sound too bad. Remember, Disney made Pirates of the Caribbean. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, but it ends up on the Lone Ranger side of Disney rather then the Pirates side. I wish there was a Teen Titans movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, but it ends up on the Tangled side of Disney. I wish I could direct the next BIONICLE movie (2015). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 granted, but you have a budget of $10, leaving you with a movie, and every BIONICLE fan that sees it orders an airstrike to your location I wish the BIONICLE live-action movie was done by professionals, such as Stephen spielberg Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Granted, but Steven Spielberg gets upset he wasn't able to do it so he kills the cast. And Stephen Spielberg. I wish I hadn't hit a block. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 granted. you hit a wall of spikes, thus getting impaled I wish for a Scarecrow DLC for Injustice: Gods Among Us Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted. But it's so horrible and glitchy, you could call it. . . an injustice! I wish I had a Steam Machine. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, here's a humidifier. I wish I could draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, but you are arrested for carrying a firearm. I wish i could stop making terrible puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, but you keep saying them. I wish the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie wouldn't get a sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, it gets a prequel. I wish more people understood my jokes. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 granted. one more person just understood your joke I wish for the ability to Fus Ro Dah someone of my choice Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You chose yourself. I wish for the automatic ability to shunt my corrupted wishes off onto other people without them knowing that I am the one shunting the corrupted wishes off onto them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, but they get the same power and reshunt the wishes onto you, without your knowledge or their knowledge that you were the original shunter. I wish that, when I die, my body is ejected into space. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 granted. your face is hole punched by satellite debris (I hated that movie) I wish for a real set of Daedric Armor, that fits me Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 To fit you, the armor uses [insert phlebotinum here] to change you into a six-year old rubber ducky who just wants to learn how to love. I wish everybody lived in a utopia and was absolutely content with their lives, thereby not wishing for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted. Therefore we are too content to notice the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on. I wish that the statement above (mine) would stay In the other topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 granted. it's in the "Other" topic, which is banned from users I wish that the previous wish made sense Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Too bad. I wish for a better wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 granted. you're now a cucumber i wish for a pound of bacon, cooked, fresh and ready to eat, and it can only I can eat it Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 You're now too fat to function in a normal society and die. I wish I was a little bit taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Granted, but you are now above the legal height limit and are summarily executed. I wish I was awesome. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Granted. I'm still more awesome than you I wish for a real, working, life-sized pair of Nightwing's Escrima Sticks Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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