The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted; you're teleported to a void dimension instead.

 

I wish for a pie

[avmatoran]

Granted. You now have a pie instead of a heart. I wonder how that will turn out?

 

I wish I had an exoskeleton that would never malfunction and could fly without crashing.

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted, but you're stuck inside forever.

 

I wish I was a brick in a wall.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You are a brick in a wall that gets a jackhammer taken to it.

 

I wish I had a jackhammer.

 

Actually, that corruption isn't bad! I'd love to eternally be inside an exoskeleton!

[Jakura Nuva]

I said the same thing about some other corruptions

However, because you weren't specific, you probably don't have a toilet in there.

 

Granted, but it breaks upon contact to my face.

 

I wish TF2 was reality.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. Pyro bashes your face in with a lollipop

 

I wish I had a trans-green Kanohi Avohkii

[avmatoran]

Granted, but it is only compatible with a head design Lego only uses in an alternate dimension you can never get to.

 

I wish for a good wish idea.

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted, but it naturally gets corrupted when you use it.

 

I wish the Pyro let me have his lollipop

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you have an axe in your head

 

I wish for misprint masks

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted. You stole them, and get caught and arrested.

 

I wish I was immortal.

[toa grimlock]

Granted. But you have to watch everyone and everything around die.

 

 

I wish I couldn't be killed but could die of natural causes.

[Jakura Nuva]

(That would be worth it. I'd be all like, "Sup, guy who's dying?")

 

Granted. You die two days from now because of a raging infection.

 

I wish I live in the Old West.

[toa grimlock]

Granted. You die in a shoot out.

 

 

I wish that I had more normal family.

[avmatoran]

Granted, you have the family from The Middle, a self-described "average family".

 

I wish I could play video games again.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, the only ones you can now play are the "lets learn" games for pre-schoolers

 

I wish for my account to say the ACTUAL NUMBER OF POSTS I'VE MADE, INSTEAD OF "45 posts"!!!!!

 

(seriously, it's annoying.)

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted - it's 46.

 

I wish for the people of the world to be perfect at spelling.

[Jonathan Crane]

Grntd, thuh peepol uf erth can now sppel purfictly

 

I wish for a BIONICLE prototype set

[Jakura Nuva]

(...because that made sense )

 

I wish to be a Jaeger pilot

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you trip and fall out, which you are stepped on. 

 

I wish for a Toa Nhidiki set

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted. But he's broken.

 

I wish for the Toa Lhikan set.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. he's in worse condition than my Nhidiki

 

I wish for a Toa Nuparu Inika set in perfect condition

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted. But it's a knock off.

 

I wish for chocolate

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. my dog dropped it. (whoever came up with that rhyme, nobody likes you)

 

I wish for a Kanohi Kadin piece

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted, but it costs you a golden Kualsi and a golden Ignika.

 

I wish for a friendly German Shepherd

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you meet a farmer who speaks German.

 

I wish for a black Ignika

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted. The universe blows up a second later.

 

I wish for a flamethrower

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you burn yourself

 

I wish for a Kanohi Dragon set

[Jonathan Crane]

well, this topic was fun while it lasted

[Taka Nuvia]

Wish granted. You cannot assemble it though, because that one, vital piece is missing. C:

 

I wish for an epic adventure in a fantasy world!

 

(also, patience. Sometimes those games need to rest for a while until something happens again. No need to be upset about it )

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. You're eaten by Alduin the second you get to Skyrim

 

I wish for a trans-green Kanohi Miru

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It's a knockoff and breaks the moment you drop it.

 

I wish for Hero Factory to die.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but doing so, BEN 10 sets are re-released

 

I wish Bricklink wasn't so confusing

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now BZPower undergoes another Downtime, another Dataclysm, and comes back more confusing than ever before. :{

 

I wish I were a Dalek. :3

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you become a dale, but you are exterminated in the process

 

I wish for Star-Lords helmet

[avmatoran]

Granted, but you get murdered by fanatics who hate Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

I wish for a better phone.

[Jonathan Crane]

(who in the name of Makuta hated that movie?)

 

Granted. you get a brick phone with the word "Better" on it

 

I wish for misprint masks

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. They aren't Kanohi, just Power Ranger masks in the wrong colours.

 

I wish for a bazooka.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. here's a piece of bubblegum

 

I wish Skillet released a new album

[JAG18]

Granted, but it sucks because it was rushed by the music executives.

 

I wish music executives were more patient.  

[Mr. House]

Granted, albums take ten years each to record.

 

I wish for a puppy.