The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Ichthys]

You receive your wish. On a completely unrelated note, while you are on vacaction in a barren desert, you get smushed by a falling grand piano.

 

I wish to be stampeded by a pack of wild buffalo.

[The Undertaken]

You are now covered in buffalo style wings.

 

I wish I could fly

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you are shot down for flying in private air space.

 

I wish something bad happened to me. (remember to corrupt this wish!)

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you meet my psycho mom

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted;

 

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you die from it.

 

I wish I had chocolate cake.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but you're a dog now and can't eat it without getting horribly ill.

 

I wish nobody could be allergic to peanuts.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but now the world has to adjust to this and nobody knows that peanut allergies are gone. The placebo effect doesn't help.

 

I wish that BZPower was real.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but since you posted this on this BZP, that makes it technically not exist, making your wish invalid.

 

I wish I could meet George Washington Carver.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but now he doesn't ever make anything out of peanuts.

 

I wish for a package of beef jerky.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. here's a bag of beef dog snacks

 

I wish for the Axalara t9 set

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but it's a knockoff and all the parts are broken within the hour.

 

I wish Voxumo tasted like beef jerky.

[Jonathan Crane]

ummmmmmmmmm, granted? but you are arrested for cannibalism

 

I wish Arkham Knight came out sooner

[Ghidora131]

Granted, he comes out and kills you.

 

I wish I had a pony (Real, not my little pony).

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[Jonathan Crane]

granted. it tramples you.

 

I wish yo could free-roam as Nightwing in Batman: Arkham City

[Ghidora131]

Granted, of course, by saying yo, you mean yo yo ma, right? So now, he gets the pleasure of free-roaming as the new Nightwing in Batman: Arkham city.

 

I wish Greek yogurt didn't exist.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. it now becomes North Korean yogurt

 

I wish for a Toa Nhidiki set

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but since you said Toa Nhidkhi instead of Toa Nidikhi, all you get is a knock-off.

 

I wish I liked strawberries better.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you like strawberries

 

I wish for a Toa Nidikhi set

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but since you now have that knock-off set, LEGO thinks you're a traitor and bans you from getting it.

 

I wish I wasn't alone...

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. there's a psycho creepy clown hunting you down in your own house.

 

I wish for more subscribers on YouTube

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but they're not subscribed to you.

 

I wish I invented Post-it notes.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. everyone hates you for their paper cuts.

 

I wish my YouTube channel had more subscribers

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but they un-subscribe at the next second.

 

I wish I had a fortress in the sky that shot missiles and had a fiery moat and could drop bombs from underneath and had a drawbridge and liked bacon and could detect Bionicle 2015 and has a catapult made of chocolate and has a scary face on the front of it and is sparkly and I live in it.

[Ragnar Lothbrok]

Wish granted, but the bacon is stale and Bionicle 2015 is reformed as Hero Factory Duplo

 

I wish for Kanohi packs

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. they're smaller than a pinhead though

 

I wish BIONICLE was out sooner

[Terminus]

Granted, however, since the sets were rushed, the never did a quality-control check on the plastic, and it's about as sturdy as a stale saltine.

 

I wish I had a portable generator.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. It creates a clack hole, therefore preventing you from ever coming back to BZP.

 

 

I wish posts in Completely Off Topic counted

[The Undertaken]

Granted, now they are all counting, out loud in fact!

 

I wish I knew what the New York Comic Con was going to be.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, it was just a big bunch of cardboard props.

 

I wish I could drink glass without injuring myself.

[JAG18]

Granted, but now you can't drink anything else without injuring yourself.

 

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.  

[Ragnar Lothbrok]

You do, but when you pass your tests, you lose your eyes to a hungry raven.

 

I wish I could make a Disney film

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but is not released.

 

I wish that I had no homework so I could just focus on my tests and classwork.

[Hasreadit]

Granted, but is not released.

 

I wish that I had no homework so I could just focus on my tests and classwork.

Granted: Test questions are based only on passages from homework.

 

I wish that I had enough money to buy the last 3 Glatorian sets.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, sadly the glatorian sets were discontinued and the last one was bought by some guy before you.

 

I wish I was a famous and successful actor.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but because you're so famous, you go hang out with Jimmy Hoffa, and...

 

I wish I had Bionicle 2015 now.

[The Skakdi Chronicler]

Granted, but they completely ruin the series.

 

I wish I knew the point of this game

[Ghidora131]

Granted, unfortunately nobody else does, and you can't tell them.

 

I wish my birthday was noticed.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, it was noticed by unpleasant individuals, including myself, who proceed to eat all your cake.

(Happy Birthday by the way, but all the cake is still gone)

 

 

I wish I was better at playing this game...

[Ghidora131]

Granted, unfortunately you're terrible at everything else, like not breaking the law, and you go to prison.

 

I wish I had my cake back